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My favorite episodes are 4 and 5.

Its from http://www.purepwnage.com watch the show to understand.

Its says n00bs by the way, the s on the end is cut off because the shirt was folded from that angle.

Oh screw this, I should have taken a picture of it, instead of posting the physical message. Delete.

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You peple make me sad, go map something.

Well if you want to talk about coding then I'd go with whatever Visual Studio .Net uses.

So what do you do when someone asks an admin to ban themself(the person asking)? How can you ban the person asking if you don't ban the person they ask to ban? A paradox

Well seeing that option for old school controllers and that joystick that plugs into the controller, the idea doesn't seem half bad anymore. I still think its going to cause problems but at least it doesn't seem as stupid as before.

Wordpad.

Spag you've got a yellow dot too. What does that mean?

Yeah i love blahhh, but i don?t find it wierd enough

Then enter the world of Secret City for Sven.

Sounds like you're talking about The Mask.

Through the half-life->multiplayer->LAN menu

Not showing anything.

How do I join the server? I just connected to the network and everyone's name is here but i don't know how to get into the game

To be honest, probably a full sized, proportionally perfect CITY CITY CITY. That or a forest or a giant weird world probably ralated to The Towers.

I have a 1.6 server but its not for TWHL, if that counts.

I try to conect but it always says the server is full when I type in this server information. I don't get it, I find it highly unlikley that every single time I've tried to connect 16/16 people were playing. Whats going on?

Matrix Reloaded - Furious Angels (Instrumental)

And the avatar didn't say anything to you?

Dream Theatre - As I Am

with myself...

Ewwwwww

Well in that case goodbye Nindento, we knew ye well.

Nothing.

Theres already a new thread for this, see "Now Playing"

Ok I've decided to break down and give it a shot, look for Worldcraft Dude, Cheesy Goodness, or take my hand. It might be a few days before I actually join though. See you there.

Thats not the real Revolution controller, its either a hoax or the DVD remote.

I personally liked all the Star Wars movies, with the exception of Episode 2.
Jar Jar Binks can go jump off a cliff.
I've heard Four Brothers was good, doesn't look like the kind of movie I'd want to see though.

But you know what was a GREAT movie? Shawn of the Dead, oh yeah!!!!

Crazy idea.... Look no further than the map Blahhhh by good ol' Nipper. That should give you sufficient weirdo power.

Do they have to be weird or are these just ideas in general?

Free time = Map, play TS, play CS, play SC, browse for new custom models at csbanana, browse for new models on HIT, talk on IM with friends(surprisingly not about half Life).

- Some TS.... role play

WHAT THE FUCK, role play?! God I hate TS role play. An excellent map made for it an you can't even have any fun in it because its paired with the gay RP mod. Lets make a mod based on realism in a game based off the MATRIX!........ I could own you all in TS shazam.

I saw a webpage made on some place called expage a long time ago called expage.com/idiot. It was one page with a picture of a horse and I quote the words, "I like horses, they are nice. But sometimes they bite you".
That was the whole page. Expage shut down(good thing too, it was a crappy web service) so I can't show you the page

Sounds like WON is making some-what of a comeback.

How popular is this idea? I mean, how many people use this program to set up Won style servers?

Or have two things with the same name if you just want to trigger them both at once.

I might join if I'm not too lazy, I'll be Cheesy Goodness whenever, if ever, I join.

Looks like a computer... sorry I cant tell how good a computer is by physically looking at it.

There was some Garry's Mod comic called BANNED. It was funny as hell but I forgot where I saw it.

I must agree those did nothing more than put a semi-smile on my face.
Not even a giggle I tell yee! Burn the heretic!

Great, I have a teamplay server in my favorites list, can't remmebre what its called though.

I've never seen you, I've been playing TS like non stop for the past few days, whens the last time you played TS, im' really eager to shoot you

Ok, I realize thats not the best score anyone has ever seen but its the best ratio I've had and actually took a screenshot of it.
For anyone who wants to see me brag like a madman, my best ratio ever was roughly 80 to 10, or 8 to 1 for the math majors. And it WASN'T against a bunch of noobs.

More on topic. Socoms are indeed a really good gun in TS. try this combo, you can work magic with it:
-Mini uzi
-Akimbo(or single if you want to go faster) socoms
-Combat knife
^This is my best combo, try it out, it really works.

PS: 7th, I came up with all the tips myself. If you've seen similar tips somewhere else its a coincidence.

Ten ways to improve your skills in The Specialists

1. Dont use "noob" guns
Keep your shotguns on pump and weapons like the mp5sd and barret out of your arsenal. Such weapons and fire modes are a disgrace to the game and you will only make yourself look bad making 60 kills at a time with an emo blaster.

2. Keep it light
Ty your best not to become too heavy, a great way to rack up kills is getting stunt frags and they are more than easy if you are light enough. My personal goal is to stay above 30 slots.

3. Rifles are out...
Most rifles, like the m4a1 and ak seem good at first glance, but are really just a neusance if you are using them. Rifles are heavy, I wouldn't suggest using them unless it is your only weapon. I can make an exception for the Steyr Aug because it only lowers your slots to 40 vs the 30 you get from other rifles. Pair an aug with a ruger or something though.
4. ...Smgs are in
Smgs are the perfect gun. Taking both skill and a good time to use, smgs are definatly your best friend. Smgs are light, moderatly powerful and accurate. Pack two smgs or an smg and one or two pistols and you can really own.

5. Love to hate
If you dominate with the guns you like, switch your arsenal up. use guns you hate, training with guns you don't like will make you better, once you can own with guns you hate, you will shred with guns you like. Plus you look better when you arent using the same pair of guns for an hour.

6. Own the game, not the map
You think your good because you own in ts_lobby? Big deal. Just because you can rack up mad kills in one map doesn't mean you are the best at the game, it just means you know the map and its best spots. Get a good variety in your map preferences and even then train yourself in some maps you dislike.

7. Listen to music
Forget footsteps, they aren't important enough to pay attention to. If you run around trying to hear footsteps you will end up basing the game more on sound than sight. Start up your favorite playlist and get in the zone. You will play better if you feel better.

8. Get some custom models
Go find yourself a decent selection of custom v_ models. If you are playing with guns you really like to look at odds are you will get a better feel playing the game, thus playing better.

9. Get angry or get in the zone
Find your sweet spot, your "happy place" per say. Even if that means getting an aggresive mood while playing, do it. Being in your own "zone" keeps you from thnking too much about whats going on around you. Focus on what you can see, not the people shooting each other behind a wall next to you.

10. Don't take crap from people
If poeple complain about the guns you use, and they will, blow it off. If you are doing good with a weapons that takes half a point of skill, keep using it. The poeple who complain just suck anyway.

Playing with the suggestions above will definatly improve your skills, or your money back! And if you begin to see yourself getting scores like this:Consider yourself pro

If a blue whales heart is the size of a car then their dick must be the size of an oil tanker.

Dark Black Forest - Steve Rhyner

If you can spare the money and are planning to add more RAM, buy a liquid cooling system.

It made me giggle, nothing more.
not really that funny :

They are only rising because of that freakin' hurricane.

Gas prices where I live (Matthews, NC, USA) are around $3.00 but gaining price every day so it shouldn't be long before it breaks four bucks.

RTS to FPS isnt an easy conversion