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used to be IEMC, welcome back by the way

Oh yeah i remeber now, hows things hanging in hastings luke?

Thanks M, cant belive all you are still here, its been years! ive been to busy with uni work, women and jack daniels! but ive now dumped the hoe, uni works finished and i have no student loan for a month, so im back but ill carry on mapping away for a while after that

btw further off subject, ive been developing my lil prototype business site for a lil bit and i need constructive flaming

'I'm habboi and I'm a little emo boy who wanted to cut himself because I was working too hard and so much blood sweat and tears went into my work and my marks were bad but i worked hard and they turned good and my family and friends were all emo about my mod work and then i joined this naughty mod and then i didn't work and got booted and then i voted for nightfall and joined ganglife cos the leader was amazed at my 'beautiful' work and i didn't steal screenshots look in this picture and you'll see a folder which i could've just created a couple days ago and you can't see anything in it and ignore the porn folder and the pirated game folder and the current projects folder.'

wow i missed a lot, and once again, place your gucci bags firmly on the ground and take a few paces back

Linkage

hehe it looked like it was straying badly, the insults the arguing the acceptance the spamming then i came along! how has everyone been?

And luke! hello there, have you changed your account name?! were you around int he old days too?

Lol this is hilarious, look now...all put down your gucci bags and stop arguing with strangers!

anyways i had to make my return somewhere and this one caught my eye....hello everyone! and hello to habboi the long standing member of twhl, not quite as long as me but i see hes been active all this time so stop slating the poor lad im sure his response is genuine

This is probably the worst thing ever!! and also hello to all,i have returned, be it for a brief post but i am here

Wow, MOP your in hastings too then ?

MOP you havent used windows server 2003 yet have you

im on no list

crys uncontrolably and nibbles my thumbs off

If you keep getting the 'lsass.exe cocked up' message when you boot, then its probably memory corruption, i just lost 2 sticks of 512mb ram and my 256mb radeon atlantis 9200 too memory corruption, may they rest in peace the culprit was a power cut when i had windows server 2003 installed, jus installed and the memory caching was still oin so the powercut seemed to kill everything

Errmm well i may be on my own but i actually did something non-computer based!! shocking but true! i just (well a tad earlier) did the most dangerous jump ive ever done, too put the dodginess in perspective, on landing i wasnt looking forward...but strait at the mud , kinda put a lil to much weight on the front metinks but i didnt fall of amazingly, which is good it may be sunday but i think im gonna take a mission to a mates and get pissed!!

I live here in hastings--->

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=hastings&ll=50.870653,0.559058&spn=0.213629,0.492325&hl=en

and so does seventh, tiss a small world

jedi academy rules!! cracked=free=good=l33t!! well i dont work because im a lazy student bum so today i dug a crater for the new pond in my back garden that is as deep as me then i went for a bit or motocross with a mate up a local quarry which we had to break into because they had got wise to our activitys and barbed it up!!1bitches!!

i jus got back from a meal at the windmill-brewsters, checkin TWHL now and im about to be picked up by my mates because were going too pett level too chill on the beach and have a pint of lovely badgers morning glory! the official best ale in the world!! well its a usuall day...life is good

Wow old skool thread revival, someones been back searching seriously far NICE DESKTOPS BTW, 38_98 tut tut tut tut, it looks like my grannys computer

ASP is the most popular language out there, it has the majority of web developers using it still, php is fast catching up but is still the smaller language in web development. PHP and ASP are both as 'dynamic' as each other, any task you need to do with PHP can also be done with ASP and vise versa, the trend towards more people using PHP is probably its relations with MySQL databases, yes..they are more powerfull than ms access databases, but honestly you can go with an MSSQL database which is just as powerfull and easy to use with ASP as its a microsoft baby.

ASP tuts:

http://www.w3schools.com/asp/default.asp

PHP tuts:

http://www.w3schools.com/php/default.asp

as you can see even the tutorial section of the W3C uses exclusive ASP just to demonstrate PHP

Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn, started and nearly finished my story straight into twhl and my shit peice computer froze up i havnt got time to do another one now because im moving so its gonna have to be left : im moving into a new srudent flat and its all a bit hectic, so looks like its on to...

random elected person --->

Yeah go for it garg ill do the one after you

go on then ill have a go, next person TAG ME!!!

You crazy warez monkeys, its rocks ont he PS2 are you saying its worse?

I didnt give feedback...my punishment, they activate the stab function on the mouse

Ohh and on a + point, im downloading GTA san andreas for the PC, i hear you say ohhhhhhhh. Anybody wants? itll be finished in 2 days

Jus thought id share my most hardcore gaming seesion with ya :D, well jus sat down to have a game of CS:S opened my beer but the bloody thing broke, so jus opened another and carried on with me game. Little did i know that the cuntish little bottle had injured me and id been leaking everywhere for like 5 mins :S even pain cant stop a good game of cs i jus didnt notice:

grusome piccy (tiss quite a substantial gash :S

rather not php doh, javascript hides under rock

Its hard, but your gonna have to forget maths logic! this is php

testy:

http://www.danhall.co.uk/go forward a page and then utilize the nav buttons on my page

Well it works try it and see

Seventh!!! Did you know you can go forward and back in browsers its true and amazing, welcome to the internet

forward 1:

javascript:history.forward(+1)

back 1:

javascript:history.back(-1)

forward 2:

javascript:history.forward(+2)

back 2:

javascript:history.back(-2)

and so on

Ha Ha mercenary, whens the last itme you went to the hairdressers

Yep thats sor going forward lol this ones for back

Good idea digital..done that, only problem is the back and forward links (yes you say pointless) but they dont just work, this is the code:

<td width="100%" class="menulines" onclick="javascript:history.forward(+1)"><a href="javascript:history.forward(+1)">Forward</a></td>

any ideas?

Well yeah maybe jus a screwy name on my part, yep thats a good idea ill revise that, at the mo it just comes up with a screwy php cock up message, but actually ill never need it, i dont get dead links

Cocked up the last tut on it, this is easier to read

Its nothing to do with databases and its really pretty simple, its called a 'dynamic include', what it does is use a variable in an include to change the content of your page when a link is clicked, to put it simply if the following link were to be pressed it would declare the variable 'content' on the page 'index.php as 'pic_menu:

http://www.danhall.co.uk/index.p
hp?content=pic_menu

the code on index.php looks as follows:

<?
if ($content==NULL) {
$content = 'news'; }

include($content . '.php');
?>

this is placed in the position where you want the content to load, as you can see, this is where the variable 'content' is used.

Disection of the code:

<?

This is the opening wrapper which defines a peice of php code.

if ($content==NULL)
{

This statement means 'if the variable 'content' has nothing in it then..

$content = 'news';
}

considering that the last statement is true then the variable content will contain the value 'news'. (this 'if' statement makes sure that if no value has been passed onto the variable 'content' then it will equal 'news' by default.

include($content . '.php');

This is the actuall include that utilizes the variable 'content'. this is regular php include but it uses a variable ('content') to declare the name of the file to be included, as you can see it adds '.php' to the variable input, and so making a file name

?>

The closing wrapper for a peice of php code

Recap:

To set the variable 'content' with a link:

http://www.danhall.co.uk/index.php?content=forum

this will open forum.php on index.php

http://www.danhall.co.uk/index.php

this will open news.php on index.php because it is the default

Hope this helps ypu make yaself a funky site peeps

Definitly ASP its much more user friendly, the code uses a more structured english approach so uts best to start with, when youve got your self going with ASP its easy to look at PHP and see whats going on, although ASP was developed by microsoft (the horror) its actually quite good.

a good place to start:

http://www.w3schools.com/asp/default.asp

good luck

Its nothing to do with databases and its really pretty simple, its called a 'dynamic include', what it does is use a variable in an include to change the content of your page when a link is clicked, to put it simply if the following link were to be pressed it would declare the variable 'content' on the page 'index.php as 'pic_menu:

<b>http://www.danhall.co.uk/index.php?content=pic_menu</b>

the code on index.php looks as follows:

<b>
<?
if ($content==NULL) {
$content = 'news'; }

include($content . '.php');
?>
</b>

this is placed in the position where you want the content to load, as you can see, this is where the variable 'content' is used.

<u><b>Disection of the code:</b></u>

<b><?</b>

This is the opening wrapper which defines a peice of php code.

<b>if ($content==NULL)
{</b>

This statement means 'if the variable 'content' has nothing in it then..

<b>$content = 'news';
}</b>

considering that the last statement is true then the variable content will contain the value 'news'. (this 'if' statement makes sure that if no value has been passed onto the variable 'content' then it will equal 'news' by default.

<b>include($content . '.php');</b>

This is the actuall include that utilizes the variable 'content'. this is regular php include but it uses a variable ('content') to declare the name of the file to be included, as you can see it adds '.php' to the variable input, and so making a file name

<b>?></b>

The closing wrapper for a peice of php code

<u><b>Recap:</b></u>

To set the variable 'content' with a link:

<b>http://www.danhall.co.uk/index.php?content=forum<b/>

this will open forum.php on index.php

<b>http://www.danhall.co.uk/index.php<b/>

this will open news.php on index.php because it is the default

Hope this helps ypu make yaself a funky site peeps

IRON MAIDEN!!! nooooooo, im not a total head banging mosh monkey!!

behaviourmodificating substances, that would be drum and bass...which i also like, without the behaviourmodificating substances of course though

You wil know the sheer brilliance of dance one day!!

96 grabs his dance stick and whacks seventh repeatedly

Rock is good, but im a raver i....cant help myself

BTW:

Snap - Rythm is a Dancer (CJ Stone 2002 remix)

damn 95% of the bands in here ive never heard off, it seems absoloutly everyone likes indie/rock, i still say dance RULES!!!

well they didnt use it, but was built into the windows 2000 system of the time so it could jus be used for the fun of it

Yer it is, the parser picks up on stupid things, soem things that would make some features unable to be used if taken waya, most ghey :

Yeah, we created a nifty little script in VB so that we could change our windows preferences to that of an admin then got into ranger + net support and started taking over peoples computers to shit them up, doin stuff like hovering over the delete button and then clicking cancel then for the icing on the cake we sent a message to all users in the student domain saying:

'if you can see this message bang the table'

and one to the teacher domain saying:

'It seems a fast spreading virus has infected the students through school meals, do not appear alarmed, move slowly out of the room, the symptoms include violent arm spasms.

you should have heard the rumble, actually you were probably at school at the time, remember it?

Although just slightly bigger than my site

Im so proud check out twhl's validation

http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Ftwhl.co.za

Did anyone ever see where the tune FIRST originated from, i got it in an e-mail about 2 years ago, it was a power point presentation that compared english F1 to indian F1, obviously the indian F1 was the crazy frog tune in all its originality, i belive this must have been the original use of the crazy frog, or in this case 'crazy indian' its a shame i cant find it anymore, it may have been the key to killing of the crazy frog

Couldnt help it such a wicked piccy

Thought i'd revive this thered so ya can see my current progress, what dya think

http://www.danhall.co.uk

So So true!! William parker school is now a computer fortress due to me and my mates

I think your over exaderating, ive used win popup many a time at my secondary school to send a message to the whole teacher domain, but i was smart and used someone elses user and made sure i was in the remotest part of the school with easy exits

Ohh no worries got it sorted in the end code has to look like this for the page change bit:

<?
if ($content==NULL) {
$content = 'news'; }

include($content . '.php');
?>

People using frames still take notice, FRAMES ARE GAY!! use this instead

When i try click the link illistrated in the below code i get a file not found php error because its trying to open only the first letter of the link, anyone got any ideas?

Link:

<a href="index.php?content=work">My Work</a>

Page changing code:

<?
if ((string)$content['content']==NULL)
{
$content['content'] = 'news';
}

include($content['content'] . '.php');
?>

p.s it displays the 'news' page with no problems but when anything is set to 'content' it cocks up

Wicked! tiss a most beastly cpu, SMP, double Xeons! WOW!!

nah not with 2048mb 333mhz ddr and an intel Xeon EM64T 3.0 800MHz