Story 4 [closed]
Created 19 years ago2005-03-18 11:55:03 UTC by
Archie
Created 19 years ago2005-03-18 11:55:03 UTC by
Archie
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-27 18:28:36 UTC
Post #99473
Until the Mods banned H lover revived's sorry ass into oblivion.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-27 18:29:49 UTC
Post #99474
TWHL shook to its very foundations as Seventh-Monkey held his ban-stick aloft, a blinding light emitting from his eyes as he screamed...
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-27 18:32:32 UTC
Post #99475
im not gonna ban him!
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-27 18:32:40 UTC
Post #99476
"Die Heathen! DIE!"
Then..
Then..
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-27 18:42:18 UTC
Post #99481
He tossed the BanStick? to atom who did the dirty work for him.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-27 18:45:48 UTC
Post #99483
But before Atom had time to use it, some members had already beaten H lover revived to death with some chairs.
The WHL supervisors were bribed and the incident was forgotten by all, except habboi who cried on his grave every christmas, except for 2007.
The WHL supervisors were bribed and the incident was forgotten by all, except habboi who cried on his grave every christmas, except for 2007.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-27 18:47:04 UTC
Post #99484
Well, and all years which, when divided by seven, gave a remainer of two.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-27 19:04:57 UTC
Post #99498
THen the habboi lover, was finally barried alive in lava.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-28 09:25:04 UTC
Post #99701
and everybody drank beer with Barney 
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-28 13:05:08 UTC
Post #99722
Which he owed me >:|
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-29 18:09:07 UTC
Post #99950
.... meanwhile, ahem ministeve and hunter were in a tight spot with no undergarments on and surrounded by hoards of slavering gays...
"I think this is it..." Ministeve sighed from behind his massive penis..
"No it aint!" Replied hunter from behind his equally lar- no... from behind a banana peel, "I remembered to bring my
"I think this is it..." Ministeve sighed from behind his massive penis..
"No it aint!" Replied hunter from behind his equally lar- no... from behind a banana peel, "I remembered to bring my
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-29 18:11:39 UTC
Post #99953
...latent homosexuality into this thread...
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-29 18:18:15 UTC
Post #99957
and so we must get saved! gays never die!"
Ministeve sighed
Ministeve sighed
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-29 22:50:14 UTC
Post #100010
and then realised the hunter was gay.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-30 12:46:53 UTC
Post #100144
then, in a random plot change, monkeychow was thrown in to a catapult and got fired to
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-30 12:57:08 UTC
Post #100147
Mars with a small
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-30 13:03:19 UTC
Post #100149
coat hook to keep him company
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-30 13:18:11 UTC
Post #100154
He took out his eyes and put them on there to make a friend. He started speaking in L33T and spammed the coat hangers forums.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-30 13:27:32 UTC
Post #100157
erm... actually.. monkeychow isnt really that bad a spammer now.. uhm...
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-30 13:29:48 UTC
Post #100158
And hunter was rewarded with a cookie.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-30 15:53:17 UTC
Post #100194
and hunter ate the cookie
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-30 15:54:22 UTC
Post #100195
which turned out to be a virus-infected internet cookie... so, IEMC, minsteve, seventh and hunter shrunk themselves and went into hunter's computer to find
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-30 16:01:17 UTC
Post #100198
Pornography, in hopes to find the missing link to Zombieloffes PC, Once found they
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-30 16:06:50 UTC
Post #100199
fapped till it was raw, then washed their hands and went home.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-30 16:10:05 UTC
Post #100200
Disgusted by the type of porn they saw, they decided to make him public enemy mumber one which
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-30 17:38:58 UTC
Post #100207
resulted in this thread quickly changing subject cos they all go down this road...
meanwhile, jesus was
meanwhile, jesus was
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-30 17:58:59 UTC
Post #100209
strolling down the main road in Nazareth, when he saw the West Side. Well, he wasn't gunna stand for that so he got his bruvs and whipped out his
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-30 18:18:59 UTC
Post #100211
P90 and killed all of the Sharks. (the gang)
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-30 18:20:23 UTC
Post #100213
Habboi downloaded the new substance mod for HL2 and couldn't figure out how to choose the second grenades :S
He also loved the new strider mod because it was online and played it for many hours while holding
He also loved the new strider mod because it was online and played it for many hours while holding
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-30 18:40:29 UTC
Post #100216
his topic-changing device, which was quickly destroyed by the TWHL community and sent time hurling back to the period where jesus was strolling down the main road in Nazareth, when he saw the West Side. Well, he wasn't gunna stand for that so he got his bruvs and whipped out his P90 and killed all of the Sharks. (the gang)
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-30 19:00:53 UTC
Post #100217
And habboi was banned for the topic changing, and off topic-ness.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-30 19:10:10 UTC
Post #100224
Banned
From now on Habboi had banned on all his posts to mock him very much!
IEMC on the other hand was praised and got Monkey on the top of every post he made and if he didn't then his computer would crash everytime he didn't.
From now on Habboi had banned on all his posts to mock him very much!
IEMC on the other hand was praised and got Monkey on the top of every post he made and if he didn't then his computer would crash everytime he didn't.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-30 23:42:18 UTC
Post #100300
then habboi was shot by jesus and desended to hell, where he was spamed for enternity by people filled with more spam then him. then jesus took out a God bomb and threw it at Iraq where it hit
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-31 03:00:50 UTC
Post #100309
a small bemused fish called Eric
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-31 10:06:17 UTC
Post #100349
who liked to put bad thoughts into people, like changing the topic. and so the evil fish called eric died. and followed habbois example. then
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-31 12:21:37 UTC
Post #100354
a big ass monkey took over the middle east.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-31 12:24:11 UTC
Post #100358
He proclaimed himself to be The One and killed lots of people very slowly. Then, a blue blade of grass called Henry
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-31 12:38:19 UTC
Post #100370
the Small got eaten by the beast.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-31 16:17:30 UTC
Post #100401
And the large one poisoned, for Unbreakable poisoned the beast that was eating at the core. Once dead
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-31 17:07:45 UTC
Post #100412
the small fish went to heaven and smote the fools there, then was cast out and became the Devil himself. A little-known piece of trivia there.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-31 18:10:44 UTC
Post #100423
meanwhile, the people of kookistan (retro gamers know this one) we're rebuilding their homes after a slightly vexed seagull had turned into a lesbian porn star above their town, without changing to a human.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-31 18:39:52 UTC
Post #100427
Remarkably,
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-31 20:51:08 UTC
Post #100446
she ate to much red meat and began shitting absolute black crap.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-01 09:30:43 UTC
Post #100506
This gave the director's a marvelous idea!
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Posted 19 years ago2005-04-01 09:59:54 UTC
Post #100512
anyhoo, monty python
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-01 11:35:46 UTC
Post #100528
slithered onto Constiuenty which was a type of chocolate bar that made you
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-01 12:16:11 UTC
Post #100536
crap absolute black crap.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-01 19:21:13 UTC
Post #100671
sigh.... stop using full stops... one of my meanwhiles MUST lead somewhere...
Meanwhile, in a small south-english county near the north pole, geographers were
Meanwhile, in a small south-english county near the north pole, geographers were
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-01 19:47:30 UTC
Post #100689
straining their eyes to locate the Northwest Passage without lots of people dying of nasty
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-01 20:42:47 UTC
Post #100704
Jesusbite, a new and fairly evil version of frostbite. Symptoms include
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