Story 4 [closed]
Created 19 years ago2005-03-18 11:55:03 UTC by
Archie
Created 19 years ago2005-03-18 11:55:03 UTC by
Archie
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 10:46:58 UTC
Post #101464
So they started to eat the chocolate-like poo, because they were so damn sick of eating pork. But suddenly the poo in their stomaches transformed to: DUM DUM DUM
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 11:52:38 UTC
Post #101479
"THE STUFF" It's, It's ALLLIIIIVVVVEEEEE... 
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 11:53:01 UTC
Post #101480
unamaginable cravings started
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 14:17:18 UTC
Post #101524
and in less than 2 days, the entire population had killed itself in mass homicides to get "THE STUFF"
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 14:19:11 UTC
Post #101526
There was chaos...
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 15:15:37 UTC
Post #101545
The Stuff sounded familiar to the stuff forums on TWHL so it was later removed by the new moderator.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 15:17:25 UTC
Post #101548
Who was the one and only, rabidmonkey. 
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 15:20:06 UTC
Post #101554
Scientist were becomming concerned with the surprisingly high number of monkeys infected with rabies. so they all got together and
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 16:40:35 UTC
Post #101580
started a secret plan which was named: The very secret plan of how to destroy all human kind. After 5 hours of hard work they discovered that one of their teammates started to..
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 17:04:26 UTC
Post #101585
feel sorry for the humans
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 17:15:52 UTC
Post #101592
so they tossed him in a blanket with a pea-green boat and a pot of honey and
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 18:24:47 UTC
Post #101601
a bear who like honey.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-05 04:10:34 UTC
Post #101666
The bear ripped off IEMC's legs because he had stolen the honey, later the same day..
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-05 04:20:57 UTC
Post #101668
the bear made sweet love to IEMC's legs.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-05 04:39:59 UTC
Post #101670
The bear was shot for his horribly disguting act and then was hung and then shot again. he was then chopped up into tiny pieces and sent to the far corners of the soviet union.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-05 06:29:29 UTC
Post #101690
Where they were all sent into space in an infamous Russian rocket. And that was the end of that... or was it?
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-05 06:50:06 UTC
Post #101691
Yes it was...
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-05 06:57:17 UTC
Post #101693
..said the infamous russian rocket, not in the least bit happy with its occupiers, in a desperate suicide attempt it plunged into the earth atmosphere...
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-05 06:58:05 UTC
Post #101694
but the chinese didnt want to be outdone so they found chows legs and launched them into space in their own rocket.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-05 07:04:27 UTC
Post #101697
And so did the damn Americans who r always copying other ppls ideas
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-05 07:27:34 UTC
Post #101702
Then all the legs sent to outer-space started to form a black hole. The hole started to
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-05 07:32:02 UTC
Post #101705
inflate and became the universes largest black hole. The Earth got sucked in, spinning us to a different dimension where...
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-05 07:34:15 UTC
Post #101707
everything went 3D http://www.mathsci.appstate.edu/~sjg/math/homerch.gif
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-05 07:36:05 UTC
Post #101710
thousands of little green gnomes called Ybughtufhjklopft and Glbgtwxvbngh started to chew on my... (don't be to cruel 
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Posted 19 years ago2005-04-05 07:37:24 UTC
Post #101712
Our O-zone layer dissapeared, and the atmospheric pressure could no longer hold, before you know it we where all..
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-05 09:27:47 UTC
Post #101754
burning
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-05 09:35:12 UTC
Post #101756
Atom in effigy, since he never comes round to play any more...
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-05 09:51:47 UTC
Post #101758
Most of humanity was then sucked out into space except for the few who took cover in underground bunkers.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-05 09:56:14 UTC
Post #101759
But those bunkers were soon attacked by
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-05 09:56:56 UTC
Post #101760
yellow
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-05 10:01:37 UTC
Post #101762
little llama-like creatures with 50cal. machineguns on their back. The remaining people...
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-05 10:17:14 UTC
Post #101766
green
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-05 10:46:45 UTC
Post #101772
ed the wall beneath with their extendable
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-05 14:09:00 UTC
Post #101846
, orange throat
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-05 14:35:07 UTC
Post #101853
yet slightly yellow
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-05 14:36:00 UTC
Post #101854
head and legs
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-05 14:59:34 UTC
Post #101864
until they all got sucked into the black hole and ended up on a planet ruled by apes
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-05 15:22:51 UTC
Post #101870
.
These apes found IEMC's legs and then made sweet sweet, 100 apes on two legs, love.
When IEMC became concious, he decided to take a walk. Then he relized, his legs were gone!
He passed out into a bowl of jello pudding.
These apes found IEMC's legs and then made sweet sweet, 100 apes on two legs, love.
When IEMC became concious, he decided to take a walk. Then he relized, his legs were gone!
He passed out into a bowl of jello pudding.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-05 16:05:20 UTC
Post #101881
I ate the pudding and threw his legs to some passing zombies called Zig, Zog and
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-05 16:58:03 UTC
Post #101890
Charlie..
Now, Charlie has an interesting future - the most interesting being his death -
He (somewhere in his life) decided to become a poet and during his first gig with 122 spectators, 121 of them died. The only survivor was a young King named Fred who survived by gnawing his own leg off.
Anyway, ten minutes into the reading, Charlie's colon, in a desperate attempt to save humanity, jumped up his throat and throttled his brain.
Anyways,
and threw his legs to some passing zombies called Zig, Zog and Charlie who...
Now, Charlie has an interesting future - the most interesting being his death -
He (somewhere in his life) decided to become a poet and during his first gig with 122 spectators, 121 of them died. The only survivor was a young King named Fred who survived by gnawing his own leg off.
Anyway, ten minutes into the reading, Charlie's colon, in a desperate attempt to save humanity, jumped up his throat and throttled his brain.
Anyways,
and threw his legs to some passing zombies called Zig, Zog and Charlie who...
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-05 17:28:30 UTC
Post #101899
to put it plainly, ate them, and there was blood, guts and gore all over the
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-05 18:28:16 UTC
Post #101913
rice field
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-05 18:54:29 UTC
Post #101918
and iemcs legs had become legendary sex symbols among both humans and zombies.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-05 20:37:03 UTC
Post #101933
(Kind of like noses in Futurama.)
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-06 04:25:09 UTC
Post #101967
The evil Zombie king called Loffe decided to find the legs so he could
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-06 05:09:46 UTC
Post #101974
Rule the world with the smelly power of those legs and the feet attached 
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-06 06:50:21 UTC
Post #101986
Then he asked himself...
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-06 10:28:02 UTC
Post #102019
if he could possibly make love to the legs for more than 12 hours straight.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-06 10:28:10 UTC
Post #102020
"I wonder if it's time for tea?"
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-06 10:29:20 UTC
Post #102021
Hey! We posted at the same time, hrny!
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