Favourite quote!! Created 19 years ago2005-03-14 05:59:12 UTC by 96a2107

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Hmmmm, odd seventh, very odd!

Was onomatopoeia for Jahzel's post :P.

Ah... LOL

im confussed

My actual favorite quote:

A child who wanted to be a composer sent a letter to Mozart asking "How do I write a Symphony?"

Mozart sent back telling him that it was too hard a craft to learn at such a young age, and that the sender couldn't possible learn it.

The child sent back "But Mr. Mozart, you wrote symphonies when you were much younger than I am",

Mozart replied:

"I never asked how"

BL: That is awsome.

"Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab." (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.) <Regarding Ninjas> - By Maddox

"He who laughs last, thinks slowest"

"Trust everyone, then cut the cards"

"The penut does not fall far from the penut tree"

"If ever you have a dispute with someone, always walk ten miles in their shoes, because then you're ten miles away, and have their shoes."

"Too bad common sense isn't"

The peanut one sounds dodgy, isn't it supposed to be apples?

Yeah, it is.

What the hell? A peanut tree?

"I have no particular talent. I am merely inquisitive." - me

"I eat concertina wire and piss napalm!" --From??

HA!! All of those that I posted were jokes.

What the hell? A peanut tree?

Precisly. Thats what I meant. Penuts do not grow on trees

"He who laughs last, thinks slowest"

Tis but a parody on another famous quote. Can you name it?

Just realize that none of the quotes I said up there are serious at all

"My kitty could pimp your kitty"

ownage

"My gerbil could pimp your kitty"

ownage2

"Your Mother was a hamster, adnyour father smelt of elderberries"
John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"My gerbil could pimp your kitty"
Aslo ownage

"My gerbil could pimp your kitty"

ownage2

lmao thats a great one.

"If ever you have a dispute with someone, always walk ten miles in their shoes, because then you're ten miles away, and have their shoes."

Another great one, hahah.

Thank ya

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HA!

George really said that?

Yes.

http://webster.commnet.edu/grammar/bush.htm

Rimrook, I thought you left.

My trip to Asia begins here in Japan for an important reason. It begins here because for a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times. From that alliance has come an era of peace in the Pacific.

^ Best.

Here's some of Lord Bush's classic Bushisms:

"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein."?Washington, D.C., May 25, 2004

"I'm going to spend a lot of time on Social Security. I enjoy it. I enjoy taking on the issue. I guess, it's the Mother in me." ?Washington D.C., April 14, 2005

"It's a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life."?Washington, D.C., Dec. 21, 2004

"I always jest to people, the Oval Office is the kind of place where people stand outside, they're getting ready to come in and tell me what for, and they walk in and get overwhelmed by the atmosphere. And they say 'man, you're looking pretty.' "?Washington, D.C., Nov. 4, 2004

"I believe that, as quickly as possible, young cows ought to be allowed to go across our border."?Ottawa, Nov. 30, 2004

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."?Sept. 6, 2004, Poplar Bluff, Mo.

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."?Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

"I don't think we need to be subliminable about the differences between our views on prescription drugs."?Orlando, Fla., Sept. 12, 2000

"I think we agree, the past is over."?On his meeting with John McCain, Dallas Morning News, May 10, 2000

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"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein."?Washington, D.C., May 25, 2004[/QUOTE]

O my god !

Two hands?

Is he dyslectic or just plain stupid?

Crazed1 sucks old men!

you just quadriple-posted, and pimped your map in the wrong place. you deserve a good old fashioned deletion.

Stop fucking spamming.

DIE

Joker: Do you ever kill women and childeren?
Door gunner: Sometimes...
Joker: How do you kill women and childeren!?!?!
Door gunner: Easy...you just don't lead 'em as much.<laughs outrageously>War's hell ain't it!

--Full Metal Jacket

Ban crazy..

WOAH! 7TH GOT A NEW AVATAR!

Yep, up until May the 5th, polling day.

You can't help crazed1.....i mean he was green hammer the spammer !

Lord Bush is apparently dyslexic. But alot of dyslexic people do have some kind of brainpower, this man (or thing) has the intelligence of a dead pigeon. I think one of the main reasons for his lack of basic logic, punctuation and grammar, is due to his cocaine addiction that you are not supposed to know about.

woah, seventh the libdem.

nice av

"Vote UKIP, the uk nazis...they rule"

If the BNP etc get any seats it isn't because people in that constituency are all Nazis, its because of voter apathy. When the cattle don't really care enough to vote, it means that only the radicals actually bother. For example, Northern Ireland, our government is totally polarised between 'us' and 'them'.

I'm not voting simply because if I vote for Sinn Fein, and they get elected, they still wont be allowed into government due to this whole "ashes and sackcloth" photograph Paisley wants. Its essentially boils down to letting the IRA dissappear into the shadows or give Loyalists a "They Surrendered" photograph for posters. Plus I honestly don't know ANY of the politicies other than the obvious Brits out, Brits in, ones.

HELLO!!!

I know I haven't posted in a while, i've been busy.

"Stupidity is like nuclear power; it can be used for good or evil, and you don't want to get any on you." -Wally, from Dilbert

"Only two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity, and i'm not to sure about the universe." -Albert Einstein

"The important thing to remeber about culture shock is not to give it to a person flying a 10,000 pound rock." -Terry Pratchet as Rincewind

"42" -Douglas Adams

Some of these have probably been posted before, but i'm to lazy to check.

My new favorite:

DIE

These are my favorites, all avation based.

Willie, how long can you tread water?

-- Commander Randy 'Duke' Cunningham, USN, after his and Willie's F-4 took a missile hit over NVN and he dashed for the coast.

The duty of the fighter pilot is to patrol his area of the sky, and shoot down any enemy fighters in that area. Anything else is rubbish.

-- Captain Manfred Baron Manfred von Richtofen, 1917. Richtofen would not let members of his Staffel strafe troops in the trenches.

Go in close, and when you think you are too close, go in closer.

-- Major Thomas B. 'Tommy' McGuire, USAAF.

A fighter without a gun . . . is like an airplane without a wing.

-- Brigadier General Robin Olds, USAF.

I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was doing spying.

-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an interview after he was returned to the US.

The Yo-Yo is very difficult to explain. It was first perfected by the well-known Chinese fighter pilot Yo-Yo Noritake. He also found it difficult to explain, being quite devoid of English.

-- Squadron Leader K. G. Holland, RAF.

We were stripped down, even the turrets were removed. You were light and real fast, though. Our 12th squadron motto was 'Alone Unarmed Unafraid.' As you can imagine, this actually translated into something more like, 'Alone Unarmed and Scared Shitless.'

-- Theodore R. 'Dick' Newell, Korean War pilot, 12th TAC Reconnaissance Squadron, on flying the reconnaissance version of the B-26.

I didn't turn with the enemy pilots as a rule. I might make one turn - to see what the situation was - but not often. It was too risky.

-- General John C. Meyer, Vice-Chief of Staff, USAF.

When I took over my wing [in Vietnam], the big talk wasn't about the MIG's, but about the SAM's ... I'd seen enemy planes before, but those damn SAM's were something else. When I saw my first one, there were a few seconds of sheer panic, because that's a most impressive sight to see that thing coming at you. You feel like a fish about to be harpooned. There's something terribly personal about the SAM; it means to kill you and I'll tell you right now, it rearranges your priorities ... We had been told to keep our eyes on them and not to take any evasive move too soon, because they were heat-seeking and they, too would correct, so I waited until it was almost on me and then I rolled to the right and it went on by. It was awe inspiring ... The truth is you never do get used to the SAM's; I had about two hundred fifty shot at me and the last one was as inspiring as the first. Sure I got cagey, and I was able to wait longer and longer, but I never got overconfident. I mean, if you're one or two seconds too slow, you've had the schnitzel.

-- General Robin Olds, USAF.

--Irish Barman in movie 'The Boondock Saints'--

Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck out.

"You call down the thunder, and I'll reap the whirlwind." --StarCraft Ghost

Random Vanilla Sky quotes:

The little things....there's nothing bigger, is there?

Even in the future...the sweet is never as sweet, without the sour.

Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

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