Never:
-Never spit into a fan
-Never pee into the wind
-Never shit into a gyser
Never do this [closed]
Created 19 years ago2005-05-12 15:23:20 UTC by
BrattyLord
Created 19 years ago2005-05-12 15:23:20 UTC by
BrattyLord
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 15:23:20 UTC
Post #109051
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 15:38:55 UTC
Post #109054
I'll make a note not to...
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 15:42:29 UTC
Post #109055
Hmm... Smart...
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 15:56:44 UTC
Post #109060
I leanred the first one a hard way.
But it wasnt a fan, i was on a roller coaster.
But it wasnt a fan, i was on a roller coaster.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 16:05:08 UTC
Post #109064
Never lie down and drink...
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 16:13:18 UTC
Post #109071
Never stab yourself in the head with a breadknife...
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 16:17:43 UTC
Post #109073
Some subtlety from the Welshman there :p.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 16:21:30 UTC
Post #109075
Heh, I could come up with pages of stuff you shouldn't do...stuff I found out from accepting dares from my friends.
I.e. Don't head but walls thinking it won't hurt, because boy does it hurt.
I.e. Don't head but walls thinking it won't hurt, because boy does it hurt.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 16:45:09 UTC
Post #109077
Don't attempt to do 2 backflips from 7 meters up into a pool...
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 17:08:55 UTC
Post #109084
.... when the pool is very shallow.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 17:20:09 UTC
Post #109088
Don't try it at all!! 
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 17:28:46 UTC
Post #109091
Never give yourself a thorough genital scrub with a hedgehog.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 17:46:07 UTC
Post #109094
Never eat the yellow snow!
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 17:55:28 UTC
Post #109097
never use the carve or hollow tools with Hammer :
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 17:58:30 UTC
Post #109098
Hollow will work fine as long as the object is box-shapped
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 18:02:08 UTC
Post #109099
never pee on an electrified fence...
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 19:15:04 UTC
Post #109107
Nor touch it at that!
Ouch!
Ouch!
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 20:34:50 UTC
Post #109111
Never insert any body part into a pencil sharpener.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 20:36:58 UTC
Post #109112
HAHA!!
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 21:03:17 UTC
Post #109116
Never put any stickers on your penis. It's funny when you put it on, but not so funny anymore when you try to remove it. 
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 21:20:59 UTC
Post #109117
Dont use sunscreen to masturbate with. One of my friends did that and some got inside his willie and burned it and made him wet himself 
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 02:25:00 UTC
Post #109133
Haha....
'Daddy, my penis is burning.'
'Daddy, my penis is burning.'
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 03:06:33 UTC
Post #109139
Dont let anyone slam your balls in the car Door.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 05:42:22 UTC
Post #109149
ouch...
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 07:52:39 UTC
Post #109163
Never use skys with seems like the hl1 city sky!
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 11:54:36 UTC
Post #109200
I think you mean "seams" :).
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 11:55:53 UTC
Post #109203
Elon Yariv: It's skies. Skies. Been annoyed at that.
Never jump off any tall object unless there's some form of liquid substance below.
Never jump off any tall object unless there's some form of liquid substance below.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 11:58:44 UTC
Post #109206
Never.. umm.. eeer.. ah.. yea.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 11:58:56 UTC
Post #109207
Never post pointless post! 
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 12:05:59 UTC
Post #109209
Never lie to people because they check to see if you were telling the truth but they find out you lied so you earn yourself a slap 
Never ever feel your balls when you glued art together...
Never ever feel your balls when you glued art together...
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 12:07:59 UTC
Post #109210
hahaha HiLaRiOuS
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 13:00:54 UTC
Post #109214
Dont use sunscreen to masturbate withHey, I tried that and it worked for me. You just gotta stay away from the cheaper brand of sunscreen.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 13:43:55 UTC
Post #109218
Whatever happened to proper lubricant ;x?
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 15:21:41 UTC
Post #109225
never pick up RabidMonkey's nade
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 16:04:55 UTC
Post #109242
oh and NEVER EVER say it was me that showed you the following pic -
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 16:06:16 UTC
Post #109243
Ha ha what a fake picture 
It's that fat kid
Sunscreen heh heh what about shampoo
It's that fat kid
Sunscreen heh heh what about shampoo
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 16:48:54 UTC
Post #109247
Never talk crap about someone when you are drunk. There's a 90% chance they are sitting NEXT to the person you are talking to about them
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 17:44:23 UTC
Post #109252
Shampoo makes it burn, too :/
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 18:52:24 UTC
Post #109267
Never ever try to block Z-lot's ball with your disk!
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 19:24:25 UTC
Post #109270
Sunscreen heh heh what about shampooOw. Pain.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 20:26:45 UTC
Post #109276
It gets in there and shit. It hurts to pee for a bit afterwards. Dont try it, rabid :/
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 23:58:22 UTC
Post #109297
-never put coke into dry ice to cool it.
-never hope anyone won't steal your walet.
-and, if you are board, and drop a can of shaveing cream into dry ice, remove it, cut it open and take out the block of shaving cream. but never hold the shaving cream for longer then it takes to throw it.
-never try to make unstable explosives.
-never do anything that will get you killed
ill think some more up
-never hope anyone won't steal your walet.
-and, if you are board, and drop a can of shaveing cream into dry ice, remove it, cut it open and take out the block of shaving cream. but never hold the shaving cream for longer then it takes to throw it.
-never try to make unstable explosives.
-never do anything that will get you killed
ill think some more up
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-14 01:18:04 UTC
Post #109299
Hav u tried cooling cola with dry ice, m_gragantua? I'd like 2 see that happenin... Probably some kinda scary chemical reaction...
Anywho - you shouldn't try:
Anywho - you shouldn't try:
- Asking a cop for the way home when you're drunk...
- Masturbaing with glue (one friend said he did it and that it hurted ALOT, but i don't believe that he ever did it..)
- Using a plank with nails in it for a back scratcher. My dad did it once, but I won't tell the details...
- Putting your head in an aligators' mouth, hoping thast he will not bite... I saw this one reality show.... Eeeek... SICK...
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-14 01:53:24 UTC
Post #109302
I.e. Don't head but walls thinking it won't hurt, because boy does it hurt.It's fun when it's cheap plaster...cause then it just breaks and only hurts a little bit
Pouring soda in dry ice melted one of our glasses once.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-14 03:54:48 UTC
Post #109311
@Rabideh - Yea....unfortunately...mine wasn't plaster...
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-14 04:10:48 UTC
Post #109316
-never try to make unstable explosives.Trinitrotoluene, anyone?
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-14 04:42:25 UTC
Post #109326
-Dont try to cycle home when your drunk
-Always look where you walk, those tree's WILL be painfull
-Always look where you walk, those tree's WILL be painfull
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-14 05:08:13 UTC
Post #109329
- Have sex with lepers
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-14 11:32:59 UTC
Post #109375
- have sex with anything with zombie in its name.
- put dry ice in a toilet. It might just explode.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-14 22:42:25 UTC
Post #109452
Trinitrotoluene, anyone?searched my list, found nothing by that name.
Trinitroanisol,Trinitrobenzene,TrinitroMcresol,Trinitromethane,TrinitroMPhenylenedian, TrinitroPropylAcrylate,Trinitrostilbene. give me a link?
but then again who needs unstable stuff when you can make RDX, PETN, Fox-7, NitroCelulose, PVN, and my personal favorite HMX
Rabideh fixed your image
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