Pranks... Created 19 years ago2005-05-13 20:13:47 UTC by esmajor

Walk up to someone waiting at the airport... just stand there until they look at you, and VERY SERIOUS look into their eyes and say

"Don't get on the flight!"

And walk away into the crowd.

You know they'll think twice LOL

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Take a pair of gloves into the bank with you, start to put them on, look at the guy in front of you, nudge him and say "*NOW* would be a good time to leave"

Sabotage the breaks on any car standing on a hill.

I like the robbery one.

Walk into an airport, set down a metal breifcase. Tell someone to watch it for you. Then leave and never come back.

Watch them to see what they do.

Hey ZL - that would fit into the "never do this" category as well ROFL.

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While sitting on the can in a public rest room, rub a chocolate bar on your hand and stick it under to the next guy and ask him for toilet paper

Sabotage the breaks on any car standing on a hill.

Should be 'brakes'. 'Breaks' is the verb 'to break', or to smash, not 'to brake', to stop (vehicle).

Leave a bag wiht a clock in it behind at a train station

Place a catapult in your friends locker and make it set off when he / she opens it...

It could throw anything

put your hand over you mouth like your covering a sneeze...

then take one of those realy big air intakes.. y'know the sucking noise before you sneeze.. then CHOOOOO!!! REALLY LOUD!!!! and make it sound horrible and wet and slimy (of course nothing has actually happened.... your just making the noise)

then remove your hands from your face and rub them on your friend's shirt. they will think you've rubbed yer rank snotter all over them.

Another one from the above:

Instead of spitting in their hair, make a fleming noise and blow in their hair like a poof blow and it feels to them like you spat in their hair!

Wet your hands and stand infront af someone and put your hands infront of your nose like your going to sneze and at the same time make the sucking noise that you do before you sneeze.. then ACHOOOO!!! and burst your hands open so the water hits the one infront of you...

I like Red's

How's this one...

Get on a plane with a friend wearing pilot's jackets... in midflight walk down the isle with him behind you, abruptly turn around and scream "ARENT YOU FLYING?????"

rofl

That is great.

That last one from him is actually a joke from Howie Mandell

Just say the word 'bomb' on a plane and see what happens

Its not a prank if you get tackled :/

Hrny... I take it you saw "Meet the parents" LOL

I just recently saw "Meet The Fockers" and it was dorky.

Actually, I havent seen it in a while. I was just thinking of it cause Im on vacation and we flew here so the planes just made me think of it.

Go to Heathrow Airport and have a massive banner saying " Welcome to Manchester"

Heheh, that's a good one!

That, or maybe "VILKOMMEN DE BERLIN" :).

or even "歡迎來到中國"

errr

"Welcome to China"

Nice

Get a hair dryer and plastic wrap (cerand wrap.. [spelling!? eeer])
and put it over the toilet or urinal and blow dry, making it invisible, when they go to take a leak.. haha, HiLaRiOuS!

7th, its wilkommen in berlin, oder wilkommen zu oder nach berlin, aber das weiss ich nicht. Konnen sie mich helfen mich das?

"Welcome to China"

<jaardsi> "Comrade jaardsi's Very Red Trip To Mother Russia and Communistic China"

On a steamtrain! Weird finns.

Yeah, well, pepper, I don't actually speak any German and haven't ever learnt any ;).

Some Amusing Things to Do in a Crowded Elevator:

Smack your forehead and mutter: "Shut up! Shut up! All of you just shut up!"

Crack open your breifcase or purse, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I've got new socks on."

Meow occasionally

Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce: "You're one of them.", Then move to the far corner of the elevator

Walk on with an appropriately sized cooler that says :"human head" on the side.

Wear a Child's puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Say "Ding" at each floor.

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space".

Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

And now, Drumrole please:

My personal favorite:

Put a cardboard box in the corner and say to the other passengers: "Do you hear a ticking?"

Now, I could go on and do amusing things to do in a crowded mall, but IM tired tonight...

lol those are nice.

I may use them some time.

HiLaRiOuS!

i believe that we have all underestimated the power of itching powder on toilet paper.

I've seen most of them before. The demonic voice one made me chuckle, though, and the explosion one.

Drumrole? What the hell? Do you mean 'drum roll'?

Walk on with an appropriately sized cooler that says :"human head" on the side.

"Appropriately-sized", I believe.

Anyway, on the subject, for those of you who haven't read The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, here's one of my favourite bits (entirely omitted from the film ? damn simpleminded Yank senses of humor). It's when Arthur Dent is discussing the demolition of his house with the council worker Prosser:

PROSSER: But, Mr. Dent, the plans have been available in the local planning office for the last nine months.

DENT: Oh yes, well as soon as I heard I went straight round to see them, yesterday afternoon. You hadn't exactly gone out of your way to call attenion to them, had you? I mean like actually telling anybody or anything?

PROSSER: But the plans were on display...

DENT: On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.

PROSSER: That's the display department.

DENT: With a torch.

PROSSER: Ah, well the lights had probably gone.

DENT: So had the stairs.

PROSSER: But look, you found the notice, didn't you?

DENT: Yes, yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard".

Haha, that bit was hilarious Alex, I recently read the quadrilogy (I know there are 5, but I have 4 in one big book). And I loved that bit.

I've read all five, and that was one of the high points.

Here're a few from The World's Stupidest Instructions.

Fragile. Do not drop.

On a Boeing 757.

Please deposit your valuables in the management.

In a hotel in China.

Please leave your values at the front desk.

Sign in a French hotel.

Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.

From an Austrian ski resort.

PUZZLE BALL

Let's decompose and enjoy assembling!

HOW TO DECOMPOSE

Easily though it into the floor have fun.

HOW TO ASSEMBLE

2. [sic] Hold A1 hand. Put A2 and A3 on both side of A1.

2. [sic] Slide B1 and B2 on both side of A2 & A3.

3. Slide C1 for the side of B1 through the side of B2.

The instructions accompanying a Christmas-cracker toy.

Needs swithes shoving NO.for pre arrows specifying of orention shoving.Pack it up time,withbold toy pate,need switches shoving OFF.

Prythee no sport with stingy or play asperity game. Winding finger have got bloodstream not walk. Throagh of peril.

Tad disport of time grown man tatelage.

Till the cowcomes home. Wield toys damage,burn-in prythee wind to a close wield.

Give attention to open/close for toys,therefore take place peril.for instance slipup batteries wield result in the emission of heat rupture liquid.vent itself prythee pay attention.

Play at sith to a certainty bolt up power supply fetch out batteries. Batteries no electrification dissolution,plunge ioto aqaor fire.

Not trust for tad batteries lest in advertent eat off. In the event of accident without loss of time plythee pillroller tuke order with.

May pre house the seamy side of volitation!!!

Instructions accompanying a Japanese toy (entirely accurate to the original).

LOL! I've seen similar items to these before though. Crazy.

In the event of accident without loss of time plythee pillroller tuke order with.

I think that might well mean "in the event of accident, consult your doctor immediately". Pillroller indeed :D.

My friend and I pulled the hands in the warm and cold water trick. We were at a friends birthday and we managed to make the birthday boy wet his bed

Thats messed up...

Hehe, pillroller.

@HrnyGoat: What?

He wouldnt get out of his sleeping bag. I dont think he took a shower afterward either :

What's the warm/cold water trick? :S

You place someones hands in warm water (while theyre sleeping) and then plunge them into cold water. Im guessing that the shock from the sudden temperature change causes their bladder to release its contents.

Pratical Jokes are like woman:

They're always on me.

This must be a Western only prank?

Some prank.

BrattyLord: You wish.

Ant got a new AV?