Hahahahaha, funny
assination hiring service
Created 19 years ago2005-07-02 14:04:04 UTC by
38_98
Created 19 years ago2005-07-02 14:04:04 UTC by
38_98
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-02 14:04:04 UTC
Post #118229
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-02 14:07:26 UTC
Post #118230
OOO Time to assasinate some people, better make a list:
Hmmmm Zombieloffe
umm Zombieloffe and Zombieloffe
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-02 14:13:09 UTC
Post #118231
lol, look at the testimonials in particular. Crazy stuff 
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-02 14:14:45 UTC
Post #118232
In the event that you are unable to pay the balance in full by due time, you don't have to put any effort into trying to contact us -- WE WILL FIND YOU.
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-02 16:47:52 UTC
Post #118265
Click the disclaimer 
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-02 17:19:45 UTC
Post #118271
It was somewhat obvious to be fake, look at their FAQ. Lol
HITMAN is a cruelty-free organization. None of our services have been tested on animals.
"They said he died of a 45 Magnum. I almost died of laughter..."
Do you know if someone has a contract on your head?
Sign your Organ Donor card before it's too late.
"This guy moved in next door. I didn't like the way he looked in that shirt. So, I called HITMAN. I never saw him again. Or his shirt. Serves him right."
? 2002 HITMAN -- All Rights Reserved ? This is not a notice. It's a warning!
Q: How can I become a hitman?All very funny stuff
A: Step 1: buy a HITMAN "STAFF" T- shirt from our online shop.
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-02 17:50:46 UTC
Post #118272
Very amusing site.
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-03 08:21:48 UTC
Post #118321
If you are a pornographer or republican, don't bother contacting us - we can't help you.Good stuff.
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-03 11:58:47 UTC
Post #118369
Haha!
Great Stuff.
Great Stuff.
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