Crumpets Created 19 years ago2005-07-18 01:36:42 UTC by J3r3my J3r3my

Created 19 years ago2005-07-18 01:36:42 UTC by J3r3my J3r3my

Posted 19 years ago2005-07-18 01:36:42 UTC Post #121736
What are crumpets exactly? I hear about them in jokes about the British. I know you Brits like to eat them with your tea but ive never seen one before or know what they are like.
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-18 02:37:56 UTC Post #121739
I think they are little hard-breaded biscuits.
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-18 02:58:18 UTC Post #121740
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-18 02:59:36 UTC Post #121741
Don't be daft. They're very soft, and you toast them. They're quite nice.
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Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-18 03:02:50 UTC Post #121743
There the ones Seventh!

mmm Crumpets...
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-18 03:03:21 UTC Post #121744
There rather lovely with a cup of tea and my terrier at my heel. Pip Pip.
:cyclops:
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-18 03:48:58 UTC Post #121753
No, jam and cream! Delicious.
AJ AJGlorious Overlord
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-18 03:54:52 UTC Post #121757
On crumpets?
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-18 03:59:29 UTC Post #121759
Yes. Toast them slightly, spread some butter, then jam, then slap cream all over it. Very healthy too. cough
AJ AJGlorious Overlord
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-18 04:02:46 UTC Post #121760
Sounds a bit gross. I guess that's why we sent you lot away in the early 1800s :P.

Maybe we just wanted to get away from you! :D

Think you can out-edit me, boy? Daft lot :P.

Bastard. I declare Mod Wars!
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-18 05:33:44 UTC Post #121772
Lol. Crumpets rock. I have them with Vegemite.... mmm.....
Trapt Traptlegend
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-18 07:19:43 UTC Post #121789
JAM! crumpets go with JAM! it is the most vital ingredient in any stereotypical British crumpet-fest!
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-18 09:40:54 UTC Post #121797
The Most Vital Thing On Crumpets Is BUTTER.You Must Be A Bunch Of Sick-Boyz If You Like Jam On 'Em.Yuck! :confused: ''Gak ,this is awful!''
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-18 09:43:44 UTC Post #121798
Butter is for bread. Jam for biscuity thing.
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-18 09:44:17 UTC Post #121799
*things :tired:
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-18 11:39:04 UTC Post #121816
Mod wars huh?

They look good with jam. :o Ive enver had any, thoguh.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-18 13:16:27 UTC Post #121843
BUTTER!/ do you know how godawful butter is when mixed with jam!? FOR SHAME!
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-18 13:22:44 UTC Post #121844
I agree with the odd looking scottish guy over there.
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-18 13:23:39 UTC Post #121845
You gotta cover them in a really sweet maple syrup and they are just scrumdidlyumptious. :cyclops:
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-18 14:07:27 UTC Post #121855
lol, nah, i know this sounds a little...sick, but i like peanutbutter on them, the crunchy peanutbutter stuff that is. (is it peanut butter or peanutbutter? I get so confused :quizzical: ) i also like peanutbutter with quite a few other things is well. And its always...
...scrumdidlyumptious
:biggrin:
38_98 38_98Lord
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-18 14:16:39 UTC Post #121858
"Peanut butter"
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-18 14:21:45 UTC Post #121859
ah whatever, stupid long word :nervous:
38_98 38_98Lord
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-18 16:28:16 UTC Post #121897
butter goes on your pikelets...goddammit!!
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-18 16:31:43 UTC Post #121898
For peoples' information, pikelets are squashed crumpets.
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-18 16:40:21 UTC Post #121901
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fresh batch, straight from my toaster.........mouth watering? :heart:
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-18 17:43:03 UTC Post #121906
throws up
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-18 17:48:04 UTC Post #121907
:heart: Crumpets~ :heart:
m0p m0pIllogical.
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-18 17:59:34 UTC Post #121908
Mmm they do look good. I want some now :(
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-18 19:36:04 UTC Post #121917
Oh my god! Those are English Muffins!!!!!!
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-18 21:03:04 UTC Post #121920
English muffins? They dont look anything like english muffins.
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-19 05:02:08 UTC Post #121961
they arent english muffins!!!!
They are crumpets!! :nuts:
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-19 05:12:51 UTC Post #121964
Ah crap i'm British but i've never eaten one :cry:
I guess it's because i'm lower class :biggrin:
Habboi HabboiSticky White Love Glue
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-19 05:16:54 UTC Post #121965
fresh batch, straight from my toaster.........mouth watering? :heart:
Never eaten any before... Maybe that's why the image brings up the word 'cancer' for me. :
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-19 07:23:18 UTC Post #121979
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User posted image

:heart:
Trapt Traptlegend
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-19 08:20:10 UTC Post #121996
Those look terrible, Trapt. So does Vegemite :aggrieved:.
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-19 08:26:41 UTC Post #122000
Mmmm crumpets

buttered is good but not jam!

maple syrup is the daddy though

I've had melted cheese on them too, which actually wasn't bad. But I won't do it again. Butter, butter, butter.

Vegemite is even worse than Marmite, which I'm conviced is actually Satan's excrement, so I'll not be having any of that on there thankyou very much.

:D
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-19 08:28:47 UTC Post #122002
that can't possibly taste good, looks like... i dunno what :aghast:
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-19 12:05:45 UTC Post #122054
It looks like shortbread cookies ;)
Which is tasty...
Which means scrumpcious ;)

That vegimite is a joke right? I mean theres Marmite which is SICK! but Vegimite?
Habboi HabboiSticky White Love Glue
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-19 12:17:14 UTC Post #122055
no vegimite is real :nuke: vile stuff i know....
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-19 12:54:17 UTC Post #122059
What the f*** is Mar/Vegemite?
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-19 13:26:12 UTC Post #122068
Horrible. It's like, salt + black industrial waste goo.
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-19 13:32:24 UTC Post #122072
Eww.
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-19 13:56:41 UTC Post #122083
marmite is yeast extract,
bovril is beef extract
and from my use of initiative....vegimite is vegetable extract :nuke:
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-19 14:25:14 UTC Post #122086
Vegemite? What kind of horrible toppings for things like sandwhiches and crumpets will come up with next!? :nervous:
38_98 38_98Lord
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-19 14:34:23 UTC Post #122088
Crude oil sludge extract? Slag extract?
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-19 14:56:53 UTC Post #122095
You want a bit of Bovril in the Morning:
Nothing Better than a bit of ground up cow in the morning!
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-19 18:36:14 UTC Post #122138
And you guys said that Kinapuffar looks like little turds.. Bah!
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-19 21:04:37 UTC Post #122157
I had a crumpet once...

It tasted like rotten swiss cheese...

Never had one since...
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-19 21:49:28 UTC Post #122165
You know what vegemite really is? Its poo! Thats right. They have someone take craps in the little jars and then they sell it.
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-20 02:10:32 UTC Post #122188
No, it's yeast extract to be precise.
AJ AJGlorious Overlord
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