Apple Programmers Have Humour Created 18 years ago2005-11-25 18:41:30 UTC by fourthgen

The time is Wed Sep 14 21:18:40.93 2005

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I was looking through the Itunes logs and I found some funny stuff. Maybe steve jobs has a sense of humour?
I would like to draw your attention to the writing in bold....
I'm currently scouring itunes for anything so i will post any funny thing I find. Also please post any funny computer related things. I am depressed

Hehe.
Does this count?
I like CNN <3.

LOL! How did I not hear about that before............?!? (or is it not real?)

If I get enough real funny things I think I might make a little sight. There aren't enough sites out there, about real jokes.

haha ZL good one
and 4thgen get them ;>

I do to

thanks to Ugly n Grey for this joke:

If Operating Systems Were Airlines

DOS Air: Passengers walk out onto the runway, grab hold of the plane, push it until it gets in the air, hop on, then jump off when it hits the ground. They grab the plane again, push it back into the air, hop on, jump off...

Mac Airways: The cashiers, flight attendants, and pilots all look the same, talk the same, and act the same. When you ask them questions about the flight, they reply that you don't want to know, don't need to know, and would you please return to your seat and watch the movie.

Windows Airlines: The terminal is neat and clean, the attendants couteous, the pilots capable. The fleet of Lear jets the carrier operates is immense. Your jet takes off without a hitch, pushes above the clouds and, at 20,000 feet, explodes without warning.

Linux Express: Passengers bring a piece of the airplane and a box of tools with them to the airport. They gather on the tarmac, arguing about what kind of plane they want to build. The passengers split into groups and build several different aircraft but give them all the same name. Only some passengers reach their destinations, but all of them believe they arrived.

^
its now one of my personal favorite jokes

Thats great Gargly! haha!

Hehehe, thats a old one, you can apply it to anything, one with Half-Life should be around at the VERC.

Speaking of funny stuff in code, did anyone see this?

Anyway, funnee stuff.

ill have one on if Video Games were airlines up shortly, aka in less the 12 hours

@Pepper: Yup. It's here. Although that one's not as funny as the one M_garg showed.

Computer related jokes?
Heres one:

One guy bought the newest BWM which had Windoze as an operating system on the main cars' computer.
So he was driving along and stopped at a red light. Then he noticed a beautiful blonde with an awesome body, face, etc. crossing the road.
Suddenly, a message popped up in his car monitor.

"If you wish to save the current view as a background of the front window, press the accelerator."

@Daub:Good one!