Month of May Mini Contests! Created 18 years ago2006-05-13 20:09:54 UTC by Rimrook Rimrook

Created 18 years ago2006-05-13 20:09:54 UTC by Rimrook Rimrook

Posted 18 years ago2006-05-30 03:06:35 UTC Post #182666
There once was a guy named Rimrook
who turned out to be horribly mistook
the kindly young fellow
turned out looking yellow
for he peed in the bath that he took.
laugh my ass off

wow, twhl is full of sensitive hl nerds. :D
Rimrook RimrookSince 2003
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-30 13:25:54 UTC Post #182738
?ber serious!!1

Once there was this kid named Fred,
he enjoyed dining on the dead.

His favourite dining place was under the Black Mesa base,
Where Gordon would dispatch of all the gibs from his victims.


:P
ChickenFist ChickenFist<Witty Title>
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-30 14:30:04 UTC Post #182741
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
you look like my dog,
so I'd never fuck you! :
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Posted 18 years ago2006-05-30 14:33:47 UTC Post #182742
Haha. That made me smile :)
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-30 14:35:29 UTC Post #182743
I was in the middle of editing my post, I got two more:

Gordons my friend,
Alyx's my lover,
If only you knew,
You'd run for cover! :D

Jesus Loves you,
Jesus Hates you,
You Love sin,
You Hate sin,
But really,
Who the fuck cares!!!
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Posted 18 years ago2006-05-30 14:37:26 UTC Post #182744
You gave him one day!
Poetry is cool, of course
I will try this one
Mm, haiku.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-30 14:46:19 UTC Post #182746
If Peter Frampton was in Half-Life,
Do you think, he'd still love his wife?
Perhaps maybe he'd just tighten his grip.
and on the toilet, let them rip
But If he had one choice,
to fall in love again,
I'm sure the alien nextdoor
Would'nt hesitate, and adore! :D
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Posted 18 years ago2006-05-30 14:49:22 UTC Post #182747
Yeah, haikus are great
Writing them is tricky, though
Not that good at it
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-30 14:53:26 UTC Post #182749
Im not too good at poety, so I'll steal an entertaining one, like rimrook did!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes you!
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-30 14:57:22 UTC Post #182750
Noobs are dangerous,
Some are disasterous,
But if you catch one,
they're wizards under the sheets!
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Posted 18 years ago2006-05-30 15:19:24 UTC Post #182753
People write poetry on forums.
Its so stupid, I just want to floor 'em.
For this we can all thank Rimrook,
and his World Of Half-Life poetry book.


Yeah, well I'm tired.

Seventh is to grammar, what jam is to toast,
It is clear to see, his posts are better than most.
If it were up to him, and grammar nazis ruled,
dumb threads from noobs, would never have us fooled.


That one's a bit better :)

Kasperg is a treckie geek, and this is what we love.
His body may stay on the ground, but his mind is far above.
His awsome star trek maps, really do take flight.
So it's really quite a shame, that his transporter texture aint right.
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-30 15:22:06 UTC Post #182754
Practice makes perfect
In time you will be the king
Until then, bow down

I used to suck, too
But soon I realized that
I'm the best ever

Oh yes, I'm cocky
It's true, go tell your mother
My loins wait for her

Unless she's ugly
Which she undoubtedly is
But I'm desperate
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-30 15:23:29 UTC Post #182757
good one Hunter
haha, so thats how it's done.. good work Hugh
----&gt;
WHAT I'D LOVE TO DO,
IS HAVE ONE MILLION DOLLARS,
TO ENJOY MY LIFE!
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Posted 18 years ago2006-05-30 15:28:23 UTC Post #182759
Cunts, tits, boobs, booty,
Porn - it's glorious beauty
I think I'll go wank.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-30 15:41:24 UTC Post #182765
Elof is monstrous
He'll chew your flesh, like the rest
But throw it back up

Zombies can't digest
And it will be their downfall
When zombies revolt

Against their leaders
Zombies don't eat their own kind
Nothing can be done

Zombie anarchy
Is a good name for a band
Make it happen, please!
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-30 16:06:43 UTC Post #182772
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-30 17:01:33 UTC Post #182781
Roses are red
Poems are corny
Lets go to bed
'Cos I'm feelin' ...
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-30 18:03:21 UTC Post #182802
myself

HO
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-30 20:00:29 UTC Post #182814
This is a poem for you
You'll like it if you know whats good for you
Or I'll cut you good
As a crazy man should

END
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-31 00:05:56 UTC Post #182831
There once was a fellow named Hugh
Whose sister I'd def'nately do
Well, If Hugh HAD a sister
I'd def'nately fist 'er
But alas, he has none.. Hey, do you?
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-31 02:08:54 UTC Post #182835
:biggrin:

this one will be tough to judge. i'll let it slide a little into June, since everyone is having so much fun.
Rimrook RimrookSince 2003
Posted 18 years ago2006-06-01 11:08:10 UTC Post #183132
heh. i think that's as much 'sliding' as it needed. no new posts.

Get a winner, then commence the month of June mini contest
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 18 years ago2006-06-02 00:00:45 UTC Post #183207
Yeah, the new contest should be more like the smiley one, i enjoyed that one more than the others.
Strider StriderTuned to a dead channel.
Posted 18 years ago2006-06-02 08:24:16 UTC Post #183241
I hope you mean 'No New Poems' instead of no new posts, if not then you can smite me.. lol :D

Yea, though, how about pimping cars.. I'm pro at that! :nuts:

EVERYONE, QUICK...
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Posted 18 years ago2006-06-02 10:07:22 UTC Post #183257
Roses are yellow
my urin is mellow
midgets are bad
they?re making Tosse mad
He will never fail
in this midget killing tail
For he is Tosse, the hunter of evil midgets!

... :biggrin:

It was time to put the fiddle in the middle :glad:
Posted 18 years ago2006-06-02 10:49:51 UTC Post #183262
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This contest is boring
Let's get something new...

please.


Hopefully visual-related, i like editing pics. :)
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Posted 18 years ago2006-06-02 11:41:47 UTC Post #183269
There once was a guy named Rimrook
who turned out to be horribly mistook
the kindly young fellow
turned out looking yellow
for he peed in the bath that he took.
I was jaundice too
Posted 18 years ago2006-06-02 16:23:20 UTC Post #183322
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Posted 18 years ago2006-06-02 16:26:32 UTC Post #183324
I suggest artrage then:

http://www.ambientdesign.com/artragedown.html

Im still using version 1 though.
Posted 18 years ago2006-06-02 16:30:52 UTC Post #183325
That's pretty nice Unb :)
Posted 18 years ago2006-06-02 16:38:59 UTC Post #183327
er.. its not may anymore
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 18 years ago2006-06-02 16:58:34 UTC Post #183330
Bunnies are soft,
Like warm pancakes,
Mmmm, pancakes.
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Luke LukeLuke
Posted 18 years ago2006-06-02 18:16:34 UTC Post #183343
I was jaundice too
When i was born I was too.
Posted 18 years ago2006-06-02 18:31:17 UTC Post #183347
You cant choose to be jaundice, you're born that way. Stop persecuting me because I was born yellow. I'm off to my kidney problem pride paradade.
Posted 18 years ago2006-06-02 19:34:47 UTC Post #183355
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