Alright, this is a simple forum game im gunna try out here and see how you like it.
Basically, ill start off the topic wishing for something
eg. I wish i had a dog
Then the one who posts next get grant the wish, but corrupt it to make it bad.
eg. Granted, but the dog has rabies and mauls you
in addition the person then makes their own wish and so on and so forth.
Ill start us off here.
I wish i wish i was a fish.
The corrupt wish
Created 18 years ago2006-10-11 12:45:51 UTC by
38_98
Created 18 years ago2006-10-11 12:45:51 UTC by
38_98
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-11 12:45:51 UTC
Post #199246
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-11 12:53:50 UTC
Post #199247
Granted: You're a nuked whale. 
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-11 12:54:56 UTC
Post #199249
Rimrook fails.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-11 12:58:55 UTC
Post #199250
awww.... 
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-11 13:03:05 UTC
Post #199252
Granted, but he takes you, and the next pope down with him.
I wish i was respected at least even a little bit by ZL
I wish i was respected at least even a little bit by ZL
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-11 13:06:26 UTC
Post #199253
Granted, you are, but only for killing yourself slowly with a butter knife.
I wish I had pie?
I wish I had pie?
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-11 13:12:15 UTC
Post #199255
Granted, but it doesn't taste good! MOHAHAHAHA!
I wish I was the best mapper!
I wish I was the best mapper!
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-11 13:21:22 UTC
Post #199257
Granted, but only if you consider "best" to be worse than the level design in FEAR!
I wish things were happening on IRC whenever I log on.
I wish things were happening on IRC whenever I log on.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-11 13:29:30 UTC
Post #199258
Granted, but only when people are insulting and annoying you.
I wish my computer wasnt so lame.
I wish my computer wasnt so lame.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-11 13:31:08 UTC
Post #199259
granted, you'll get a new one.... but it'll be a dell! 
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-11 13:32:52 UTC
Post #199260
With windows 95! 
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-11 13:34:19 UTC
Post #199261
And a single floppy as your HDD!
I wish all the Halo fanboys would just admit that their game sucks already.
I wish all the Halo fanboys would just admit that their game sucks already.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-11 13:36:35 UTC
Post #199262
Granted, but your a halo fanboy aswell.
I wish I had 3 eyes..
I wish I had 3 eyes..
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-11 13:38:46 UTC
Post #199263
But you do have that? Two normal and one browneye?
bad wish... NEXT!
bad wish... NEXT!
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-11 14:38:33 UTC
Post #199280
I wish i had a giant rubber duck
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-11 16:47:27 UTC
Post #199294
Granted, but you get it stuck on your face and sufficate.
I wish I could spell.
I wish I could spell.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-11 16:50:41 UTC
Post #199296
Granted, but you get too good and over spell seventh, so he kills you.
I wish for a chopper!
I wish for a chopper!
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-11 17:02:22 UTC
Post #199299
granted, but you get shot down over the sea of Japan while trying to get into the cast of M*A*S*H
I wish I was a Dalec
I wish I was a Dalec
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-11 17:02:40 UTC
Post #199300
Granted but its the wrong kind of chopper, its a murder chopping your face off.
I was i was a fat ass american who ate pwn cakes all day and couldnt die because the twinkies are acting like a log jam and making me invincible but was extremely happy to be alive becuase i got my wish and i was loved by all.
I was i was a fat ass american who ate pwn cakes all day and couldnt die because the twinkies are acting like a log jam and making me invincible but was extremely happy to be alive becuase i got my wish and i was loved by all.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-11 17:04:13 UTC
Post #199301
Granted, But it was recovered from Mogadishu.
I wish I had multiple uber hot, unannoying girlfriends who were corrupt sluts without any STD
I wish I had multiple uber hot, unannoying girlfriends who were corrupt sluts without any STD
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-11 17:05:17 UTC
Post #199303
Granted, they dont just have 1 STD, they have STDs. Notices the S.
I wish garg wasnt a shit head.
I wish garg wasnt a shit head.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-11 17:08:20 UTC
Post #199304
wow is this a fast moving thread, I can't even edit my post!
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-11 17:14:52 UTC
Post #199308
granted, you are 
I wish I could get early copy's of team fortress 2, hl2 ep2 and portal
I wish I could get early copy's of team fortress 2, hl2 ep2 and portal
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-11 17:16:42 UTC
Post #199310
Granted, but all of the textures have been replaced with gay porn.
I wish I had a lifetime supply of Crunch bars.
Edit: This is a fun thread hehe
I wish I had a lifetime supply of Crunch bars.
Edit: This is a fun thread hehe
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-11 17:18:49 UTC
Post #199312
awesome answer WCD
Granted, Except that instead of rice crunchies its filled with mini swords.
I wish I had better techno music
Granted, Except that instead of rice crunchies its filled with mini swords.
I wish I had better techno music
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-11 17:18:52 UTC
Post #199313
Granted, to bad it's all up your ass!
Edit: My post was meant for the dude about the dude above me
But he was there first so I'll just let this grant his wish
I wish for the end of the world!
Edit: My post was meant for the dude about the dude above me
But he was there first so I'll just let this grant his wish
I wish for the end of the world!
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-11 17:24:18 UTC
Post #199317
next person grant both!
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-11 17:27:44 UTC
Post #199319
I granted yours!
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-11 17:27:45 UTC
Post #199320
granted, but the techno music ends the world.
I wish that Pluto got a little more respect as a celestial body
I wish that Pluto got a little more respect as a celestial body
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-11 17:32:18 UTC
Post #199322
but the techno music ends the world.That's mutiny!
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-11 17:44:47 UTC
Post #199325
granted, it got the respect cuz you were on it whilst it exploded!!!
I wish I knew how to moddle
I wish I knew how to moddle
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-11 17:45:15 UTC
Post #199326
He asked for Pluto to get more respect, not Earth 
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-11 17:46:43 UTC
Post #199327
I know... he was on a space mission to pluto and then it exploded ;D
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-11 20:42:00 UTC
Post #199333
Granted, but it turns out that moddling means "cuddling your mom".
I wish I had a wish?
I wish I had a wish?
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-11 22:27:25 UTC
Post #199337
Granted, except that you continue to wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for ever and ever and ever until the sun explodes in a giant fire ball because it ran out of hydrogen and even then all of your atoms will be screaming "I wish i had a wish" over and over and over and over and over........
In any case:
I wish I had a trillion dollars and then an other trillion dollars.
In any case:
I wish I had a trillion dollars and then an other trillion dollars.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 00:24:09 UTC
Post #199342
Granted, however hyperinflation kciks in and your trillions of dollars will only just about get you a few packets of crisps.
I wish i had my own island.
I wish i had my own island.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 07:39:47 UTC
Post #199368
Granted, but you have no food, water, or porn.
I wish I that someone couldn't turn this wish against me.
Try that one
I wish I that someone couldn't turn this wish against me.
Try that one
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 08:01:13 UTC
Post #199369
Granted: but you become so proud that no one could corrupt your wish that you break your arm patting yourself on the back. 
I wish episode 1 was free.
I wish episode 1 was free.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 08:51:55 UTC
Post #199371
Granted, but then Valve charge you for loading Steam everytime you want to play your free copy of Episode one.
I wish my Uni assignments were done.
I wish my Uni assignments were done.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 10:02:25 UTC
Post #199380
Granted, but you have to repeat them considering only your name was on the paper.
I wish steam was in my room so i could kick it.
I wish steam was in my room so i could kick it.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 10:06:07 UTC
Post #199381
Granted, but Steam kicks back.
I wish trapt was dead
I wish trapt was dead
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 10:24:40 UTC
Post #199386
Granted, but you were the murderer and got sent to prison so you are now getting assraped...
Well, hi guys...
I wish i was dead...(not realy)
Well, hi guys...
I wish i was dead...(not realy)
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 10:27:24 UTC
Post #199388
Granted, but you have to spend eternity with trapt in a confined room.
I WISH I HAD SUM SPACE HOES
I WISH I HAD SUM SPACE HOES
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 10:38:19 UTC
Post #199393
Granted, but one of them plants a alien inside of you(like the alien movies) and then you die...
I wish for a Glock 17 and a AK5.
I wish for a Glock 17 and a AK5.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 11:42:06 UTC
Post #199397
Granted, but ZL ate them...
I wish I had a bad wish!
I wish I had a bad wish!
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 14:24:10 UTC
Post #199411
Granted, but your wish is so bad I dare not to speak of it.
I wish I didn't wish for anything!
I wish I didn't wish for anything!
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 14:37:34 UTC
Post #199414
Granted, but nothing happens, as your wish cancelled itself out. You fart.
I wish i some really cool spaceship of my own
I wish i some really cool spaceship of my own
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 15:47:53 UTC
Post #199422
Granted, but you met the Borg and they asimmithinged you.
I wish i had a cessna 172.
I wish i had a cessna 172.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 15:58:52 UTC
Post #199424
Granted, but on your first flight you crash and die!
I wish retail HL2 was as good as the beta.
I wish retail HL2 was as good as the beta.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 15:59:21 UTC
Post #199425
Granted, but a light breeze (cessna 172 = light as a feather :D) blows you into Russian airspace and they shoot you down.
I wish Gerard Way wasn't such a fucksmudge. No wait.. I just wish that he gets run over by a steamroller that i'm in control of.
I wish Gerard Way wasn't such a fucksmudge. No wait.. I just wish that he gets run over by a steamroller that i'm in control of.
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