I wish TWHL 3 was finishd
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The corrupt wish
Created 18 years ago2006-10-11 12:45:51 UTC by
38_98
Created 18 years ago2006-10-11 12:45:51 UTC by
38_98
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 16:01:00 UTC
Post #199426
Granted, but only people that are between 100 and 200 years and live within 50 yards from the pentagon are allowed to play it.
I wish TWHL 3 was finishd .
I wish TWHL 3 was finishd
.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 16:03:28 UTC
Post #199427
granted but you got banned from it
I wish I won the mapping competition
I wish I won the mapping competition
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 16:06:37 UTC
Post #199428
Granted, but all the other entries were killbox like and yours didnt really differ from it except lightning compiled. 
I wish i had a nice warm coffee
EDIT: sorry hunter, didnt see your reply.
I wish i had a nice warm coffee
EDIT: sorry hunter, didnt see your reply.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 16:10:32 UTC
Post #199430
granted - but you burn your mouth and randomly your head blows up
I wish conserned (the halflife and death of gordon frohman) wasnt allmost finnished
I wish conserned (the halflife and death of gordon frohman) wasnt allmost finnished
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 16:20:51 UTC
Post #199432
as do we all. as do we all 
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 17:25:48 UTC
Post #199439
granted, but it's ended with the worse cliffhang ever.
I wish that microsoft would go bankrupt.
I wish that microsoft would go bankrupt.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 17:58:53 UTC
Post #199442
granted, but microsoft will want our windows PCs so they can sell them to antartica to make more money. Then we shall have a choise. Buy Windows NT or....Apple macs (no offence). ARGHHHH!
I wish i had a Kevlar helmet
I wish i had a Kevlar helmet
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 18:14:20 UTC
Post #199445
Granted, but you never mentioned in the contract it should be a brand new kavler helmet. The helmet is acient and filled with holes, infact most of it isn't intact. You a shot hit you in the head adn killed you in some battle... don't know when don't know where.
I wish I had 8 arms... just think of all the possiblities.
I wish I had 8 arms... just think of all the possiblities.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 18:16:37 UTC
Post #199446
Granted, but 7 of the arms are just stubs sticking out of your sides, and the other one is a ham sandwich.
I wish I had a purple couch.
I wish I had a purple couch.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 18:17:36 UTC
Post #199447
Granted, they are all 1inch long and on your belly.
I wish Elons head got bigger.
I wish Elons head got bigger.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 18:20:08 UTC
Post #199449
Hahaha Tosse is fail.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 18:27:45 UTC
Post #199450
But his head gets sooooo big it explodes - sending ear wax allover the world. this makes us all melt. MELLLLTINGGGG
I wish i had bullet time
I wish i had bullet time
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 18:32:46 UTC
Post #199451
Granted, but your powers may fail you at the last minute, and you'll get shot.
I wish I could make a wish in this thread that isn't granted.
I wish I could make a wish in this thread that isn't granted.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 18:52:19 UTC
Post #199452
Granted. HAHA PWNED
Now, once again: I wish I had a purple couch.
Now, once again: I wish I had a purple couch.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 19:03:05 UTC
Post #199453
I don't think that counts. My wish is for my wish to not be granted, yet you granted it. I can't really see any way around this wish, however.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 19:11:31 UTC
Post #199454
Granted, but the purple-ness is mold.
I wish this thread would be closed.
I wish this thread would be closed.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 19:57:04 UTC
Post #199456
Granted, but a new one opens up.
I wish I was God. (Ha God is perfect, corrupt that one!)
I wish I was God. (Ha God is perfect, corrupt that one!)
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 20:10:59 UTC
Post #199457
Granted, but the whole world turns Atheist.
I wish I had a BLT right now.
I wish I had a BLT right now.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 20:35:46 UTC
Post #199458
Granted, but B mean boogers.... L means.... umm.... Lactose Intolarant People Meat, and T means Tits of a 90 y/o lady.
No wish, I'l give someone else a turn.
No wish, I'l give someone else a turn.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 22:03:10 UTC
Post #199476
OK! I wish i was a grunt involved in the black mesa incident. AND i dont die. 
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 22:22:01 UTC
Post #199480
Granted, but in the nuke that occurs, you mutate into a useless blob of crap.
Someone else may wish for me.
Someone else may wish for me.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 22:22:58 UTC
Post #199481
I wish my keyboard wasn't broken.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 22:25:47 UTC
Post #199483
Wish granted, but now you have to type with something else, because your hands have been chopped off and you're unable to recieve any type of surgery.
I wish I was perfect.
I wish I was perfect.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 22:39:07 UTC
Post #199484
Granted. Perfect. too perfect, so perfect everyone, even the trees and anything that lives on earth moves to mars as they are not worthy enough as you. Then, you lead a boring, uninteresting life in the desert, eating dust, but you do that perfect.
I wish all the black opps in HL & OP4 are dead
I wish all the black opps in HL & OP4 are dead
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 22:47:38 UTC
Post #199485
Granted, but then the games suck because those areas are totally lacking in any human enemies, and the games end up getting only average reviews. Half-Life 2 is never made because the originals were such a letdown.
I wish NinTnine's responses would start making a little more sense (how do trees move to mars? How does anyone move to mars?)
I wish NinTnine's responses would start making a little more sense (how do trees move to mars? How does anyone move to mars?)
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 22:49:34 UTC
Post #199487
Wish granted, but then NineTnine dies and you cry. =D
I wish srry had NineTnine back. =D
I wish srry had NineTnine back. =D
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 22:50:34 UTC
Post #199488
Gran--wait, what?
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 22:56:39 UTC
Post #199489
I wish he had died so your wish could be granted. As it is, He's already alive. 
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 22:56:56 UTC
Post #199490
HA!, srry, they loaded space ships with every life form, dug up trees, launched them, teleported or whatever, just to get away from saw1833.
Anyway. Granted, srry kills HIMSELF and using a xen artifact, puts his life in to ME at the same time. (on the horizen i see mr perfect and leave, headed to mars.) WAIT MY POST WAS TOO LATE.
I wish saw1833 was not so perfect
Anyway. Granted, srry kills HIMSELF and using a xen artifact, puts his life in to ME at the same time. (on the horizen i see mr perfect and leave, headed to mars.) WAIT MY POST WAS TOO LATE.
I wish saw1833 was not so perfect
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 23:00:34 UTC
Post #199491
Wait, that wish dont make sense......
WHATEVER - I wish it rained lemons
WHATEVER - I wish it rained lemons
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-12 23:02:33 UTC
Post #199492
AHH STOP KILLING THE ALPHABET
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-13 02:36:23 UTC
Post #199498
Granted, however the lemons keep falling until all life on the earth is buried under 30000 feet of lemons.
I wish that all believers become athiest and vice versa.
I wish that all believers become athiest and vice versa.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-13 07:28:25 UTC
Post #199509
whos gordon frohman?
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-13 07:43:08 UTC
Post #199512
WHO'S GORDON FROHMAN?! YOU DIE! )
I wish that I had psychokenesis(moving things with your mind).
I wish that all believers become athiest and vice versa.Granted, but because of it all religious wars have stopped so the US president has nothing to do and the USA erupts into total chaos ultimately causing a civil war that ends the USA!(maybe this isn't such a corruption for some of you
)I wish that I had psychokenesis(moving things with your mind).
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-13 07:54:04 UTC
Post #199515
Gordon frohman is a guy from a realy funny gmod comic
www.hlcomic.com
www.hlcomic.com
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-13 08:09:58 UTC
Post #199516
granted, but you cant control your power, and psyconetically kill everything that you look at.
I wish i had caek
I wish i had caek
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-13 08:30:51 UTC
Post #199521
Granted, but it eats you and dies....
I wish the school year had no homework....
I wish the school year had no homework....
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-13 08:34:52 UTC
Post #199522
Granted, no homework, but a test every day.
I wish I lived in a barrel.
I wish I lived in a barrel.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-13 08:39:02 UTC
Post #199523
Granted, but your barrel was among the kazillion explosive barrels in City17 and Freeman accidentally got you killed.
I wish compiling was instantaneous.
I wish compiling was instantaneous.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-13 08:40:54 UTC
Post #199524
granted, but VIS and RAD are non-existant and maps look like shit.
I wish Spinal Tap were real
I wish Spinal Tap were real
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-13 09:04:58 UTC
Post #199527
Granted, but it turns out that Spinal Tap is a form of spinal cord disease which you get, thus paralysing you from the neck down.
I wish TWHL3 was done.
I wish TWHL3 was done.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-13 09:10:44 UTC
Post #199528
Granted, but it turns out it only works with Internet Explorer and older versions of Netscape.
I wish I could fly.
I wish I could fly.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-13 09:12:34 UTC
Post #199529
Granted, but you end up leaving the Earth's atmosphere, which makes your head explode in a comical fashion when you reach outer space.
I wish Jimmi would keel over and die.
I wish Jimmi would keel over and die.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-13 09:14:43 UTC
Post #199530
Granted, but his family takes over his spamming legacy.
I wish it was my birthday again.
I wish it was my birthday again.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-13 09:16:09 UTC
Post #199531
Granted, but you get the same shitty gifts over and over again.
I wish Jimmi and his extended family would keel over and die.
I wish Jimmi and his extended family would keel over and die.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-13 09:20:35 UTC
Post #199532
Granted, but the South African police reads this thread and you become the main suspect of their deaths.
I wish the Moon left the Earth's orbit forever.
I wish the Moon left the Earth's orbit forever.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-13 09:32:37 UTC
Post #199534
Granted, but the moon reaches its own orbit around the sun blokcing it from our view.
I wish the internet was free.
I wish the internet was free.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-13 09:32:56 UTC
Post #199535
Granted, but you've just lost your connection.
I wish I had three wives and fifteen children.
I wish I had three wives and fifteen children.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-13 09:35:19 UTC
Post #199536
Granted, but you become so confused that you end up sexing your kids instead of your wives.
I pass my wish on.
I pass my wish on.
Posted 18 years ago2006-10-13 09:41:59 UTC
Post #199537
Hahaha, gross.
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