I know these are usually pretty lame but I was messing around with these name decoders. Enter you username and submit it to get your decoded names.
http://monster.namedecoder.com/
http://cyborg.namedecoder.com/
http://sexy.namedecoder.com/
Mine: (Urbanebula)
Monster: Unholy, Ravenous Brutality-Addicted Nun-Eating Beast from the Underground Legendary Abbey.
Cyborg:Upgraded Robotic Being Assembled for Nocturnal Exploration, Basic Utility and Logical Assassination.
Sexy: Untamed Romantic Bloke Adeptly Needing Erotic Backrubs and Unrestrained, Lustful Affection