TWHL speculations Created 17 years ago2006-12-15 23:38:17 UTC by monster_urby

if you spin around 300 times with your left thumb touching the floor and your right index finger up your nose, you look really stupid.

>srry wears braces, how are they srry?

>ant wears braces, how are they ant?

>Ant can't be bribed

>Boxtop and Habboi hog the shoutbox

>and talk too much

>srry wears braces, how are they srry?

This is Jimmi attending a doctors appointment.

>M0p is the: "Pictures Masta".

>srry wears braces, how are they srry?

• NineTnine is a stupid fucking faggot with no life. Obviously jealous of people in their pursuit of straight teeth, he constantly feels the need to remind them of something which is already fucking obvious. Perhaps he is prejudiced towards people with braces, but probably needs them himself and can't afford them. Poor NineTnine.

-Trapt isn't actually an asshole, he's rather nice in real life, he just makes up for being nice by being a jackass to everyone on here.

D: YOU'VE RUINED MY REPUTATION. I SUE YOU!!!

?Trapt is really the Queen of France

... as long as I have nice boobs. nod

>Trapt has a split personallity

This isn't true and I don't like you so just shut the fuck up and leave me alone. Fag.

And to finish with a speculation:

• NineTnine is actually a mutant rat with the brain capacity of a doorknob. This is easily noticable by looking at the quality of his maps and carefully studying his posts.

Thank you.

ROFL! @ m0p!

• Ant is actually bald and wears a wig.

• 80% of the maps posted in the Map Vault were produced by slave children from India.

• TWHL does stand for "The Whole Half-Life", although #twhl actually stands for stands for "Tainted Webcam Homosexuals Live". Once you join the channel - you are immediately given an adress to a free porn site and are filmed by a secret webcam, that was placed in your house by Ant and Hugh's henchmen. All the filmed content is uploaded to gay porn sites.

Jobabob's "The ceiling cat is watching you masturbate" avatar is meant to warn us of the dangers within #twhl in a discreet way, without Ant and Hugh noticing, that we know...
... the horror.

NineTnine is actually a mutant rat with the brain capacity of a doorknob.

Soo.. How's that mutation of yours, TNine?

in the world of TWHL, monkeys outnumber penguins 3-1

I love how I'm involved in the most seediest of these facts. I mean, rumours. Yeah. Rumours.

/me runs

When fact is fiction and TV reality.....

-pie, because we can

ninetnine is an attention whore, with a fesish for metal in other people's mouths

-ninetnine is new here and wants to fit in.

-Tetsu0 wishes he could cuddle with santa after they make love.

-pepper is fat.

Tetsu0's been around long. 2 years or so.

• Tosse isn't a midget. He's fat, ugly and bald.

• Jimmi isn't a person. He's a computer virus.

Also known as green_Hammer, crazed1, gay_boy213, NineTnine, I_want_you12, I_r_horny, Loveme, Iannoyyou, Ant, wickedasspizza, dickpussy, Onslaught, Grunkumb, Bloo, Glum, Boogunb, Booankle, Frultflung, I_need_sexual_healing_plz, emo, Colonel Sanders the Wibbly Wobbly Lollipop, Celto the Evil one, Bartholomew the Flexible Softball Bat, evil_kitty2123, I_r_ownage and Seventh Monkey.

• Worldcraft Dude isn't a dude.

• 7th is preparing to take over the world.

• Dorian27 crits for 21....with EPIX!!!!!!!!!

you forgot Athlete freshed....

> Trapt thinks dropping the F bomb as many time as possible will make you super cool

> He is also the reason why the CS community has such a bad rep.

>ZL sometimes misreads posts ^

• Urbanebula has only just noticed that NineTnine's name is NineTnine even though he has been saying 'Nine Thine' to himself for the past month or so.

• In Soviet Russia post misreads you.

• ZombieLoffe's name has a hidden meaning.

• Athlete is in denial of the fact that we all know who he is.

The CS community has a bad rep because they're tards.

[quote]> Trapt thinks dropping the F bomb as many time as possible will make you super cool[quote]

... are you trying to tell me it doesn't? Fuck! That's funny.

> He is also the reason why the CS community has such a bad rep.

:< what on earth are you talking about? CS community has a bad reputation because its full of stupid fags who like surf maps and aim maps and have no appreciation for good-looking, nicely-balanced, DE or CS maps. It sort of makes me wonder how on earth the game has survived so long, and is STILL so popular. I'm gonna take a guess and say the reason is that the amount of tards in the world outweigh the number of gamers who want a proper game.

... Tard.

The reason why the CS community has such a bad rep is because only children under the age of 12 and the mentally challenged play it. The only thing both of those categories care about is shooting at stuff.

nope, just several million copies of it.