HL:OIFH

monster_urby

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-14 13:45:49 UTC Post #221955

MY PROGRESS:

Modelling:

Kid Model: Nearly Done
The OMGWTF10 Banana gun: Concept
Pineapple Grenades (Actually a fucking pinapple): Concept.

Mapping:

Chapter 1:
Act1: Where it all begins: In progress.
Act2: Where is that damn spatula: Concept.
Act3: My Gun, My Enemy and 1000 gallons of blood: In my head.
Act4: Borderline to Insanity: Concept.

monster_urbyGoldsourcerer

Tosse

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-14 13:56:48 UTC Post #221959

---------NEWS!------------------------

You wont be fighting the normal HL zombies that just don't look like zombies! No no, you'll be fighting these cutise!

From the left: Urb, Hunter, Muhammed and Me!

They are much faster, they use custom sounds and they look so funny that you just want to blow their heads of!

Tosse

Daubster

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-14 14:03:25 UTC Post #221961

Pretty awesome.

DaubsterVault Dweller

Gunter

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-14 21:59:04 UTC Post #222007

If at all possible I'd like to do some voice acting for this, because it looks like on of the most awesome mods evar.

EDIT: Jack Thompson should be a boss character.

Gunter

srry

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-14 23:41:56 UTC Post #222010

Awesome, but...

Better.

srry

Strider

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-14 23:50:46 UTC Post #222011

Hahaha, nice one.

By the way, i watched the trailer the other day.. perhaps you should rethink the dialogue.

StriderTuned to a dead channel.

Strider

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-15 02:47:38 UTC Post #222013

Those aren't the words i'd use to describe it. The dialogue is entertaining... if you're a ten year old. It should be crazy-witty, not crazy-juvenile.

StriderTuned to a dead channel.

Strider

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-15 03:02:17 UTC Post #222015

Well that's not poor dialogue, that's poor voice acting.

StriderTuned to a dead channel.

Tosse

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-15 03:08:26 UTC Post #222016

Well, I am a poor voice avtor! I told Urb that, but obviously he didn't listen!

Im better at doing Zombies and other no-need-to-be-any-good-at-it type of things!

Tosse

srry

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-15 06:06:23 UTC Post #222019

Yeah, the voice acting was kinda shit. You need to deepen the voice some (if not in real life, in an audio editor), and try not to blow into the mic like you did. Also, when you yell, actually YELL loud. Trying to "yell silently" always ends up sounding pretty goofy. You might be ashamed of disrupting the neighbors with your maniacal fits of cursing, but it's really the only way to go.

srry

Strider

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-15 06:10:13 UTC Post #222020

I didn't actually find the voice acting that bad, it was the overall immaturity of the lines. Oh well.

Kind of on subject: my new house i'm moving into at the end of the month has no neighbours to the left, right, or back of it. I should be able to do some sound recording for my 'phantom band' without concern. :>

StriderTuned to a dead channel.

monster_urby

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-15 06:30:30 UTC Post #222021

I can't yell. I live in a rented property and if I disrupt the neighbours my landlord could give me a warning.

monster_urbyGoldsourcerer

Archie

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-15 07:46:49 UTC Post #222034

Yeah. Jack Thompson boss would actually be insanely good.

ArchieGoodbye Moonmen

monster_urby

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-15 08:21:49 UTC Post #222038

Points at Gunter

SHOU SHALT ACT WITH THY VOICE!

monster_urbyGoldsourcerer

monster_urby

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-15 09:16:09 UTC Post #222047

I live in the English countryside.

I have no basement and the nearest recording studio is a 36 mile drive. Plus I have no money.

monster_urbyGoldsourcerer

monster_urby

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-15 09:44:36 UTC Post #222049

Scream my head off in the middle of a main road?

Hmmm...No.

monster_urbyGoldsourcerer

Gunter

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-15 19:11:06 UTC Post #222123

Thank god my closest neighbors are seperated from me by several acres of land. I await your instructions Urb.

Gunter

srry

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-15 19:35:52 UTC Post #222124

Oh man, I can't wait to hear this.

srry

monster_urby

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-15 20:05:05 UTC Post #222126

Not much voice acting planned out at the minute but I will get in touch with the actors as soon as there is some material.

monster_urbyGoldsourcerer

Archie

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-15 20:06:45 UTC Post #222127

i volunteered, right? if i didn't then i am now.

ArchieGoodbye Moonmen

srry

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-15 20:18:58 UTC Post #222128

Pff, I might as well too, then. The more the merrier, eh?

Great then, now you have a bunch of damn teenagers doing your voice acting for you.

srry

monster_urby

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-15 20:36:24 UTC Post #222129

@Hunter: You did.
@Srry: Welcome Aboard the H.M.S. OMGWTF

I can edit the sounds if neccessary. (In the event of balls not dropping yet.)

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srry

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-15 20:46:23 UTC Post #222131

(In the event of balls not dropping yet.)

Hahaha... no need to worry about that in my case.

/continues waiting for audio recording equipment to arrive

srry

Habboi

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-16 07:10:02 UTC Post #222198

Everyone jump onto the OIFH boat and abandon the HS ship.
Nice trailer.

HabboiSticky White Love Glue

monster_urby

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-16 19:31:53 UTC Post #222322

AFank Yoo!

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monster_urby

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-18 19:52:03 UTC Post #222589

OMG OFFICIAL STORY FOR WIN TEH!

Its Monday morning at the Pie-Thagoras Labs and Joe is waking in his dorm after having a really strange dream. Who was that guy in the suit? He could have sworn that he had said that he was "Taking all the toilet paper."

???

Thinking no more about it Joe gets dressed and starts the walk to his office. About halfway he realises that nature is calling and he ducks into a bathroom.

To his horror, there is no toilet paper in his cubicle. He checks the next cubicle...nothing. He runs to the next bathroom and searches for some paper. There isn't any anywhere!

As he exits the bathroom somewhat disoriented and slighty emotional about his imminent bowel movement he spots a guy in a suit, just like in his dream, entering the teleportation labs with a large bag.

As the metal doors seal behind him Joe sees a red mist form over his eyes.

"RIGHT!"

monster_urbyGoldsourcerer

Archie

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-18 20:09:13 UTC Post #222591

ArchieGoodbye Moonmen

Gunter

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-18 20:34:40 UTC Post #222593

That is freakin' awesome Urb.

Gunter

srry

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-18 23:37:27 UTC Post #222601

Awesome. I have my microphone setup working now, so just PM or MSN me when you want me to do the voice acting.

Habboi: I think that if this project is a boat, Hostage Situation would definitely be a ship. I do take this to be a far smaller project than HS.

srry

monster_urby

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-19 07:35:25 UTC Post #222614

Actually if were on the subject of ships and boats and whatnot I believe it is safe to say that this Mod is the small island inhabited by 2 shipwrecked clowns who have gone insane, which everyone avoids but is somewhat curious about.

monster_urbyGoldsourcerer

Habboi

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-19 08:02:39 UTC Post #222616

You know why I said that though don't you? I read the thread in one go and it felt as though everyone on the HS team is offering to work for you

HabboiSticky White Love Glue

Tosse

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-19 09:37:42 UTC Post #222621

well, Urb, we do need some modellers and coders, right?

Tosse

Daubster

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-19 10:35:14 UTC Post #222626

I could pitch in on coding.
Just tell me whatcha need.

DaubsterVault Dweller

monster_urby

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-19 11:35:43 UTC Post #222629

Sweet.

We are using the Spirit15alpha4 dlls. Could you up the gib count a fair whack just as a little starter job?

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srry

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-19 15:04:49 UTC Post #222650

I wouldn't have volunteered if I thought this would distract me from working on Hostage Situation.

By the way, you should get a Mod DB page for this. I can see it becoming rather popular.

srry

saw1833

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-19 15:46:59 UTC Post #222653

How bout making EVERYTHING gib? Even if you're just glocking an alien slave to death?

saw1833

Daubster

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-19 16:30:34 UTC Post #222659

Downloaded the 1.5 alpha 4 source code, so I'll get working on the gibs.
I assume you'll want blood on the weapons too?

DaubsterVault Dweller

srry

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-19 16:57:23 UTC Post #222663

You should really have somebody model and code a chainsaw for this.

srry

monster_urby

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-19 17:28:36 UTC Post #222665

I assume you'll want blood on the weapons too?

Hell, if you can do that then yeah!

monster_urbyGoldsourcerer

srry

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-19 17:35:57 UTC Post #222666

Err... got any lines for me to do yet? I'm getting anxious.

srry

Tosse

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-19 17:41:52 UTC Post #222667

-------------NEWS-------------------
Music
The second ingame track is completed!

I will release samples of them soon.

Mapping
The clown world is coming along nicely.
I've made the basic structure for the ingame track and the map itself is coming along nicely! It will be like entering an evil circus while your high on acid!

And I've scetched up my idea of how the clown models will look like (Or how I want them to look)

Tosse

srry

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-19 20:01:01 UTC Post #222679

...

srry

monster_urby

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-19 20:36:59 UTC Post #222681

Methinks Espen has only just discovered T3H MADNESS!!11

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monster_urby

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-20 17:19:42 UTC Post #222759

Lol. Agreed.

MADNESS = Teh win. Except for the last one which sucked ass.

Thanks for the wiki link. Loads of interesting stuff in there.

monster_urbyGoldsourcerer

monster_urby

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 13:12:30 UTC Post #222843

Urb gets wrists slapped by ModDB.

Your mod has been suspended.

We require that you have a working website with information about your mod. A coming soon page or a forum does not count.

Please PM me when you have completed this.

monster_urbyGoldsourcerer

Madcow

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 14:20:56 UTC Post #222845

Yeah that sucks.

MadcowSpy zappin my udder

MiN3R

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 15:37:27 UTC Post #222853

Urb,

You should have, somewhere in the game, a trap that consists of the following:

Two waffles, one in each side of the corridor. Going through the middle of them would trigger them to crush the player. If he dies, the player hears that famous sound sample: "You showed up just in time for the waffles!"(no idea on how to do this).

HAsta

MiN3R

monster_urby

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 15:49:00 UTC Post #222856

Pretty simple really. 2 Func_trains and a env_ambience.

monster_urbyGoldsourcerer

Archie

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 15:59:52 UTC Post #222857

or even easier, 2 func_doors. just give them a direction and a negative lip value.

ArchieGoodbye Moonmen

monster_urby

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 16:04:53 UTC Post #222858

Indeed. I'm working on an official OIFH page on my site to link ModDB to so with any luck they'll unban be soon.

monster_urbyGoldsourcerer

HL:OIFH Created 17 years ago2007-05-04 20:03:30 UTC by monster_urby