Gimme your girlfriend and I will bare my own.Ok its all yours Rimrook...
Its name is World Crafter....
Sexiest Hermaphrodite I ever seen....
Just turn the lights out and put a paper bag on its head..and use alot of imagination....lots of lube and chocolate body paint helps.
And if all else fails just tell it to go fuck itself.. its rather disturbing but fun to watch...
Best of luck old chap !