Pregnant Bitches Created 17 years ago2007-05-19 23:55:18 UTC by satchmo satchmo

Created 17 years ago2007-05-19 23:55:18 UTC by satchmo satchmo

Posted 17 years ago2007-05-19 23:55:18 UTC Post #222687
Some women at the pregnancy forum (which I belong to because my wife is pregnant) refuse to believe that I am a doctor and that I have a wife.

They think it's impossible that a husband could possibly be interested enough in his wife's pregnancy to join a forum.

They think I am a troll.

Well, fuck them, I won't be going back.

P.S. I just need to vent, and not to those bitches.
satchmo satchmo“Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better. -- Samuel Beckett”
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-20 00:08:53 UTC Post #222688
I haven't even read your post, but judging from the title, this is the best thread evar.
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-20 00:09:17 UTC Post #222689
They are bitches.
User posted image
And this one is preggers.
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-20 00:14:47 UTC Post #222690
Pregnant wemmin are moody people satch. So don't blame them, blame the baby and the man who made it. ;)
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-20 00:15:59 UTC Post #222691
So in other words, blame yourself too... ???
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-20 00:20:07 UTC Post #222692
blame the baby
Falcon punch?
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-20 03:49:57 UTC Post #222697
Pregnant barrel roll?
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-20 06:49:21 UTC Post #222708
Falcon punch?
Coat hanger?
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-20 07:31:32 UTC Post #222709
i'm sure you posted about this a while back...
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-20 08:01:42 UTC Post #222712
Falcon punch, so they does a barrel roll, straight to hell's kitchen.
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-20 08:48:08 UTC Post #222715
i'm sure you posted about this a while back...
Yes. I am not insane after all. He did didn't he! I thought this was a bump :S
Habboi HabboiSticky White Love Glue
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-20 18:01:30 UTC Post #222763
I can't resist posting it again, because I got kicked out again.

And this time, the women were screaming "get the fuck out" at me.

I guess they thought I didn't hear them the first time.

By the way, my wife is pregnant, and she's not vicious.

I think some people are just born fucked up.
satchmo satchmo“Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better. -- Samuel Beckett”
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-20 20:33:33 UTC Post #222774
I think some people are just born fucked up.
Yeah, and a lot of them congregate on the internet, as our own community can attest to.
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-20 22:19:16 UTC Post #222778
TROLL
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-20 23:25:25 UTC Post #222780
A lot of people congregate on the internet in general, good and bad.

Some of them are just really bad.
satchmo satchmo“Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better. -- Samuel Beckett”
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 04:15:28 UTC Post #222800
If your rich then buy the hosting company, and delete the website without warning then execute the company.

Once got kicked out of a FS website because i told the owner that i didnt like the new website deu to the adds literaly pasted over the mainpage, and he couldnt handle the critiques too wel.
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 08:32:56 UTC Post #222812
pregnant bitches are just saucy cuz their husbands think they can't dick them in the meantime.
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 11:29:51 UTC Post #222824
You can have plenty of sex during pregnancy. It's not medically contraindicated.

Whether women want to or not is another matter.
satchmo satchmo“Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better. -- Samuel Beckett”
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-22 11:16:01 UTC Post #222947
Does it make me a bad person if i think that teen pregnancies are the pinnacle of comedy? Unplanned pregnancies make me laugh so hard sometimes. Especially if the girl looks like she is one of the cool kids.

Baby put a stop to your fun, now, didn't it?!

[edit] I forgot. It's not a baby, it's a fetal tumor parasite that must be killed!!!
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-22 16:34:01 UTC Post #223044
Actually troll them to prove them right. But troll them with medical knowledge to prove them wrong at the same time! Its the only fun way out.
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-22 16:37:55 UTC Post #223045
Satchmo:

Post the link! And tell me your nickname there... I believe we all wanna see pregnant woman flaming.
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-23 12:42:13 UTC Post #223146
Call for blackup...
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-23 13:30:57 UTC Post #223159
THIS IS MADNESS
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-23 15:53:46 UTC Post #223217
THIS IS MADNESS
I'm getting out of here!
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-23 15:57:18 UTC Post #223219
All women are insane, some of them are better at hiding it. But all women are crazy dumbass bitches deep down inside.
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-24 02:05:32 UTC Post #223268
THIS IS MADNESS
NO, THIS IS TWHL.

Sorry, but i couldn't resist the 300 quote. Just staring right at my face...
38_98 38_98Lord
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-24 02:11:12 UTC Post #223270
... the post you were responding to was meant as a 300 quote too.
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-24 03:36:06 UTC Post #223271
THIS IS MADNESS
NO , THIS IS TWHL
NO , -
THIS IS SPARTA!!!
Instant Mix Instant MixTitle commitment issues
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-24 04:47:09 UTC Post #223274
You're all wrong, this is caketown.

Brush your teeth.
Strider StriderTuned to a dead channel.
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-24 04:53:24 UTC Post #223275
Thanks for the reminder :D
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