Planet TWHL! Created 15 years ago2009-06-17 22:31:36 UTC by Rimrook Rimrook

Created 15 years ago2009-06-17 22:31:36 UTC by Rimrook Rimrook

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 15:40:16 UTC Post #268406
Hunter, you cunt.
No, he USED to be. After the war he gained independance.
Notewell NotewellGIASFELFEBREHBER
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 15:42:25 UTC Post #268407
LMFAO that's the funniest damn thing i've heard on this forum on quite some time.

I'm still laughing. Out loud i swear to god.
Tetsu0 Tetsu0Positive Chaos
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 15:49:27 UTC Post #268408
ROFL'd as well.
Taylor TaylorJohn Romero's Bitch
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 15:57:15 UTC Post #268409
I did'nt think it would be that funny... :)
Notewell NotewellGIASFELFEBREHBER
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 16:18:33 UTC Post #268410
So what's the scale of the map then?
Alabastor_Twob Alabastor_Twobformerly TJB
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 17:37:30 UTC Post #268415
FOR THE MOTHERLAND SNARKISTAN WILL PREVAIL HEIL ALMIGHTY SNARK!
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Offcourse we strive to a peacefull transition for the neighbouring nations to a powerfull alliance.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 17:38:57 UTC Post #268416
I am making an interactive map (WIP).
Because I can... and because I have too much free time.
Oskar Potatis Oskar Potatis🦔
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 17:45:19 UTC Post #268417
FOR THE MOTHERLAND SNARKISTAN WILL PREVAIL HEIL ALMIGHTY SNARK!
You can't do that. And now you have to pay.
Notewell NotewellGIASFELFEBREHBER
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 17:47:15 UTC Post #268418
Well. It appears the Snarkian people did! The government has taken seat in Snarkgrad to dictate the layout of the country.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 17:51:00 UTC Post #268419
No, Raver. TWHUN won't let Snarkistan take so much land from under-developed countries.
Notewell NotewellGIASFELFEBREHBER
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 17:53:04 UTC Post #268420
In the future my son will lead mankind in a war against Snark, an evil dictator programmed to destroy the world.
Oskar Potatis Oskar Potatis🦔
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 17:56:28 UTC Post #268421
I have merely taken wat belongs to the people, and have not taking anything that wasnt already abandoned land anyway! We are peacefull nation!

On a happier note, Snarkistan has started development of a space and sattelite program in the northern territories, more news following soon!
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 17:59:32 UTC Post #268422
But you have not enough minerals to match the space program of Muzzleland!
Notewell NotewellGIASFELFEBREHBER
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 18:00:37 UTC Post #268423
Ohshit.
Alabastor_Twob Alabastor_Twobformerly TJB
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 18:00:46 UTC Post #268424
Thank you for this valuable information, we will start mining as soon as we have followed the mountain trails!
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 18:04:41 UTC Post #268425
On a happier note, Snarkistan has started development of a space and sattelite program in the northern territories, more news following soon!
That's fine, but space launches are my business. Im not funding the Muzz F. Space Center for nothing! If you need launch capabilities, just ring, and ill let you use the facilities at the Muzz F. Space Center.

And no, its not for free.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 18:07:04 UTC Post #268426
Stupid slow internet letting my post through seven posts too late.

Anyway, The Arena of Chaos and Death is a prosperous nation, with lots of space program based resources. It's also situated between the two countries with space programs, who may want to compete for these resources. This could work out quite well for me.

(unless of course one of you decides to just bomb the shit out of TAoCaD and take it by force)
Alabastor_Twob Alabastor_Twobformerly TJB
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 18:09:37 UTC Post #268427
I can't see whats been happening, that last pic from pepper won't load.
Jessie JessieTrans Rights <3
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 18:10:03 UTC Post #268428
im working on a updated map!
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 18:11:32 UTC Post #268429
Call me crazy, but im Sticky'ing this. This is awesome!
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 18:20:54 UTC Post #268430
Oskeral Space center has started research into basic rocketry madness! With the help of a supply ship from the ACME factory.
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Construction on a pan continental highway has started for benefit of all neighbours.

EDIT: Snarkistan is proud to announce the research to the Ozikil 1 rocket, named after the scientist that failed to see the flight of stairs whilst cycling on his uni-cycle.

This after failed negotiations with Muzzland.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 18:24:23 UTC Post #268431
Muzzleland started developing the Atomex II launch vehicle, suitable for delivering payloads and supplies to the TWHL Space Station (yet to be build).
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 18:31:11 UTC Post #268432
Yeah in the next update, wipe that mario thing off too it was a terrible attempt at a joke and looks tacky... unless a crapload more items pop up on the map but I doubt that.
Rimrook RimrookSince 2003
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 18:33:36 UTC Post #268433
Updating map!
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 18:38:21 UTC Post #268434
I think its best that whoever is currenly working/updating the map should say WIP or Updating map, so that other people know someone is working on it right now, and that they'll have to wait until the work is compled.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 18:40:17 UTC Post #268435
I think we may get to a second planet by the end of the evening... given there are at least 2 or 3 more people who can chip in...

...actually that little "help" from the castle is kinda suiting next to the mighty Snarkistan.

Stupid Snarkistanians and their interwebs.
Rimrook RimrookSince 2003
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 18:49:50 UTC Post #268436
Latest version:
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Name change for the Muzz F. Mesa Space Center.
New Ajaccio founded.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 18:55:10 UTC Post #268437
Tierra De Conchas is erecting a statue for it's namesake. Say hello to the world's largest cunt by 2012.

The current record is held by Hunter. As himself.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 18:59:51 UTC Post #268438
I just realised. Why do you need to research new rocket technology to get into space?
Thats a whole world we found while surfing the rifts of space
If we found this world, and then moved to it, I think that our space faring technology would be pretty advanced.

Edit: I'm surprised that anyone hasn't mentioned the unfairness of Luke country being split, and Snarkistan covering half a continent.
Alabastor_Twob Alabastor_Twobformerly TJB
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 19:03:19 UTC Post #268439
Tierra De Conchas is erecting a statue for it's namesake. Say hello to the world's largest cunt by 2012.

The current record is held by Hunter. As himself.
Will the statue say "Tierra De Conchas Public enemy #1? 'Cause that's who he is.
Edit: I'm surprised that anyone hasn't mentioned the unfairness of Luke country being split, and Snarkistan covering half a continent.
Luke's conuntry was half a contenent, and Snarkistan will be split soon.
Notewell NotewellGIASFELFEBREHBER
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 19:10:19 UTC Post #268440
I don't think any country wants the Macho Republic as a neighbor... I thought there was going to be a patch of white surrounding it where it is no-man's-land.
Rimrook RimrookSince 2003
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 19:13:34 UTC Post #268441
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After northern Tierra De Conchas dissolved, there was anarchy in the region. The populace reverted to tribal cannibalism. The MLR, being macho, decided to take advantage of this and sent Van Damme to colonize and civilize the savages, and thus New Manlyland was founded. Some of the cannibal tribes resisted and has formed a ragtag nation which is known in the civilized world as bat country. It has been noted that no one can stop there for it is, indeed, bat country.

(And no, Van Damme is not a city. It's Van Damme. He is marked on the map.)
ChickenFist ChickenFist<Witty Title>
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 19:23:38 UTC Post #268442
The Brotherhood Of PFMGWB Punks welcome the settlers of Snarkistan. They gleefully invite them to pogo to their favorite songs from Exploited, and beat the living shit out of those, who happen to have beer with them.

Although rejecting any kind and form of imports, the members of the Brotherhood ask the Snarkistanese, if they could supply them with manpower, so that they can establish their very own brewery.
Taylor TaylorJohn Romero's Bitch
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 19:42:13 UTC Post #268443
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This is JeffMODia, Close ally of Muzzleland, Hunternia, and Rimrookopia, and Extremely active member of the TWHUN peace-keeping forces. Our Captial is Valveville, the modding capital of the world. Our major non-digital export is vespene gas. Terrorists will be detected and bludgeoned with pipewrenches on entry.
Ah, I'll just find a nice beach in view of the Muzz F. Space centre.
Is embassy now.
Notewell NotewellGIASFELFEBREHBER
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 20:34:47 UTC Post #268444
Oh someone please take over that dick shaped island on the left! I've been waiting all day!
Habboi HabboiSticky White Love Glue
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 20:40:04 UTC Post #268445
Looks a little bit like Sweden and Finland.
Oskar Potatis Oskar Potatis🦔
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 20:44:23 UTC Post #268446
GRRRRRR!!!! The citizens are of Hotdog Valley are not happy!!! Snarkians are no fun to kill!!! Whats more their horrible dictatorship means nobody ever passes through and visit (or get horribly killed and tortured!!!) I'm Thinking about making war here if Snarkistan does not give up a path to "Brotherhood of please fill my glass with beer punks"
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 20:50:24 UTC Post #268447
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Feel free to make states in my country. We have free candy and rainbows for all citizens.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 21:02:26 UTC Post #268448
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Soviet Germany-Australia is preparing for war against Penis Land and have built a combined military base and pizza restaurant on an island outside south Tierra de Conchas. Best pizza in the galaxy only at Soviet Pizza.
Oskar Potatis Oskar Potatis🦔
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 21:11:51 UTC Post #268449
Mmmm...Soviet Pizza...
Notewell NotewellGIASFELFEBREHBER
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 21:12:02 UTC Post #268450
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This stretch of land near the equator has been taken over by TAoCaD for reasons that are yet to be revealed...
Alabastor_Twob Alabastor_Twobformerly TJB
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 21:16:15 UTC Post #268451
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Compass added. No more drunken semen seamen getting lost on the big grey sea.
Oskar Potatis Oskar Potatis🦔
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 21:18:58 UTC Post #268452
And thus, the map of TWHL planet #1 is complete.
Notewell NotewellGIASFELFEBREHBER
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 21:21:33 UTC Post #268453
It's actually less fucked up than Earth. I think.
Oskar Potatis Oskar Potatis🦔
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 21:27:20 UTC Post #268454
A lot less war on our planet, and every citizen knows what a BSP is. Now someone make a GIF of every stage in the creation of these nations, please!
Notewell NotewellGIASFELFEBREHBER
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 21:33:37 UTC Post #268455
I think if more of these are created, they should be decently bigger so more creativity can be jammed in. Also, I didn't see one war.
Jessie JessieTrans Rights <3
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 22:00:10 UTC Post #268456
Maybe two countries could declare war, and the winner could be decided via a two player conquest type online game?
Alabastor_Twob Alabastor_Twobformerly TJB
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 22:11:34 UTC Post #268457
Disaster!

Hunteria, in an attempt to win the race to a nuclear arsenal, carelessly allowed an incident at a weapons research facility which resulted in a nuclear blast.
Most of Hunteria is in nuclear winter, and the TWHUN has been dispersing refugees to various other nations.
The death toll is an estimated 2.6m
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In lighter news, with all eyes on the sky as Muzzleland's space program advances rapidly, a civillian astronomer from the outskirts of Nodrog has spotted what he believes to be another hospitable planet in the solar system.
Images sent to the Muzz F. Mesa Space Centre prove to be extremely promising, and the whole world waits in bated breath for a nation to make planetfall!
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Who says we can't govern two planets at the same time?
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 22:32:59 UTC Post #268458
Upon arrival of said world, (Yet to be named by consensus of the TWHUN) Nodrog's colonists discovered that the planet, was in-fact already inhabited by strange creatures. In an gesture of good-faith, let it be known that the first ever inter-planetary embassy be founded by Cavalcadia.

All other non-hostile governments welcome.

We have beer and nachos in the cafe' and our brewery runs non-stop.
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Tetsu0 Tetsu0Positive Chaos
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 22:38:02 UTC Post #268459
upon arrival, a much more acurate map is created.
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(you posted while I was editing :3)
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
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