"So kids, were going on vacation, where do you want to go this time?"
"well, we were thinking of going some place fun, like Zorktown, or New Zork!"
"Sorry kids, thats all the way on Mars. We can only afford the moon. Do you guys want to go to the moon?"
"NO way dad, that place is boring. Technology stinks, we should be able to go to Jupiter
."
"OH Guys... Lets just go to Alabama then"
"Alabama? NO WAY! Whats wrong with you dad?"
"DOn't give me that tone you little brat!"
"Err.. fine... well go to.. Alabama
"