Jollities Created 20 years ago2004-06-25 15:15:43 UTC by Seventh-Monkey Seventh-Monkey

Created 20 years ago2004-06-25 15:15:43 UTC by Seventh-Monkey Seventh-Monkey

Posted 20 years ago2004-06-25 15:15:43 UTC Post #36360
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two: one to hold the giraffe and another to fill a bathtub with brightly-coloured machine tools.

More!
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 20 years ago2004-06-25 16:16:48 UTC Post #36370
how many twhl members does it take to change a lightbulb?

1105

its a team effort folks.
Posted 20 years ago2004-06-25 16:21:12 UTC Post #36373
How many hours times copies of sophos does it take to remove one virus?

999999999

The same with McAfee?

1 copy + 1 minute
m0p m0pIllogical.
Posted 20 years ago2004-06-25 16:28:03 UTC Post #36374
How many microsoft people do you need to change a light bulb?
Five.
One takes out the light bulb and sends an error report to the company.
Next one exchanges the socket so that only microsoft lightbulbs will fit.
Third one makes an '8' out of the '5' on the light bulb.
The fourth one gives it back to you and tells you that it's been completely redesigned.
The fifths ignores your further attempts in getting help because it still doesn't work properly.
Posted 20 years ago2004-06-25 16:28:59 UTC Post #36375
How many Pentium designers does it take to change a lightbulb?
1.000002342
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 20 years ago2004-06-25 18:20:01 UTC Post #36413
How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but it takes another 8 to say that they could have done it better
Posted 20 years ago2004-06-25 18:43:39 UTC Post #36425
lol, its true too (i play guitar)
Posted 20 years ago2004-06-25 18:43:50 UTC Post #36426
lot like mapping no?
Posted 20 years ago2004-06-26 06:30:36 UTC Post #36493
Haha!

How many mappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Posted 20 years ago2004-06-26 06:37:34 UTC Post #36498
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Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 20 years ago2004-06-26 06:51:57 UTC Post #36501
One. Just change the texture from off to on.
m0p m0pIllogical.
Posted 20 years ago2004-06-26 06:57:12 UTC Post #36502
:D
Didn't know that one yet.
Posted 20 years ago2004-06-26 08:29:12 UTC Post #36548
How many brainwashed, religious people does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Absolutely none whatsoever (They probably don't even believe there is such a thing as one!) :lol:
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