In addition to generally messing up online play for me and shifting my hl files, I did some research and found that steam is to blame for other things too.
Steam is to blame for:
Apartheid
Impotence
Cancer
War
Celine Dion
International Terrorism
The War on Terror
The Industrial Era
The 21st Century not being as good as we were led to believe (I'm STILL waiting for my hover bike and giant robots)
pop-rock/nu metal
the crucifixion of Our Lord
Original sin
And is its next update will cause The Apocolypse
Have I missed any?
Steam caused....
Created 20 years ago2004-08-16 13:45:05 UTC by
Mephs
Created 20 years ago2004-08-16 13:45:05 UTC by
Mephs
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-16 13:45:05 UTC
Post #51358
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-16 14:01:36 UTC
Post #51359
steam haters...have to make up reasons why steam sucks cause they can't find any real ones 
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-16 14:05:25 UTC
Post #51362
BUZZZ! Wrong answer 6th, the correct answer was....
global warming!
(this is a dumb spammy thread but i thought steam hating could be released here without disturbing other ones)
global warming!
(this is a dumb spammy thread but i thought steam hating could be released here without disturbing other ones)
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-16 14:07:18 UTC
Post #51363
STEAM SUCKS SO BAD it isn't funny.
i think steam is to blame for:
Sasquatch or you could call him the Yetti or BigFoot
Locknessmonster
and for strange fish found in the deep depths of the ocean!
i think steam is to blame for:
Sasquatch or you could call him the Yetti or BigFoot
Locknessmonster
and for strange fish found in the deep depths of the ocean!
:D
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-16 14:39:26 UTC
Post #51367
STEAM IS SWEET! h8ter...
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-16 14:43:11 UTC
Post #51372
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-16 14:43:48 UTC
Post #51373
i made that myself.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-16 14:45:19 UTC
Post #51375
i bet you did. Your mad cus you have a sucky pc that cant handle it.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-16 14:46:40 UTC
Post #51376
i had it 1ce, and it SUCKED!!
mephs, someone back me up!!
mephs, someone back me up!!
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-16 14:47:37 UTC
Post #51377
get it now. Its gotten a lot of updates.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-16 14:49:33 UTC
Post #51378
It is true that i have a pc most sucky, but steam is a very aggressive little program. WON never bothered me, steam hates me. I object to being FORCED into steam and i object steam pulling and hauling at MY half life (i paid for it).
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-16 14:50:22 UTC
Post #51379
May steam blow up in a cloud of steam!
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-16 14:51:21 UTC
Post #51380
and i dont have a sucky pc!
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-16 14:58:39 UTC
Post #51382
May steam and ieatmonkeychow blow up in a cloud of steamed urine!
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-16 15:10:47 UTC
Post #51387
It's pointless. I don't need a special program to show me the custom games menu, thank-you very much. Updating? Fine. New servers, better browser, etc, sure thing. Pointless extra program? Unnecessary!
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-16 15:11:58 UTC
Post #51389
Floater, y'see, Steam only works for l337 people who arent total noobs like you.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-16 15:53:13 UTC
Post #51400
hehe.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-16 16:23:03 UTC
Post #51407
l337 = noob (noone over the age of 10 calls themselves 31337!!)
and i started the thread mop.
Its not overly complicated just invasive and oppresive to my sucky machine
and i started the thread mop.
Its not overly complicated just invasive and oppresive to my sucky machine
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-16 16:57:33 UTC
Post #51414
Its not overly complicated just invasive and oppresive to my sucky machineThen just don't use it... simple... I mean, you could always simulate a LAN network over the internet and play against some friends...
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-17 08:12:03 UTC
Post #51562
so explain us how cp
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-17 08:31:20 UTC
Post #51565
I've never tried it but it has to do with VPN (Virtual Private Network), e.g. simulating a LAN over internet. When you're interested, I'd say contact Devastator, or do some research... 
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-17 08:35:52 UTC
Post #51566
For all CS kiddies, who don't want to work for playing CS without steam: http://www.steamlessproject.nl/index.php
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-17 12:28:59 UTC
Post #51585
I f***ing hate steam! The day that I could start pre-loading CS:S, it freezes up! Why isn't there any non-steam thing that's just as good!?!?!?!?! 
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-17 12:34:44 UTC
Post #51587
I guess that's what the previous two posts were about...
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-17 12:50:08 UTC
Post #51593
Steam caused:
Hurricane Charley - God was angry with Valve's strange thoughts
Materialism - Like those annoying chart music fans with more money than sense
Thousands upon thousands of Shrek-like women taking over the world - And you know it's true
Hurricane Charley - God was angry with Valve's strange thoughts
Materialism - Like those annoying chart music fans with more money than sense
Thousands upon thousands of Shrek-like women taking over the world - And you know it's true
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-17 12:56:00 UTC
Post #51597
Sounds... convincing...
No, really!
No, really!
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-17 12:58:51 UTC
Post #51600
No, honestly! I tells ya!
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-17 14:15:21 UTC
Post #51614
steam is a unsable, sh*itty software...
y! y!
y cant WON come back!
y! y!
y cant WON come back!
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-17 14:21:11 UTC
Post #51616
WON can't come back because it's crap. Steam forever!
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-17 14:22:15 UTC
Post #51617
i still dont like steam though!
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-17 14:40:14 UTC
Post #51624
lol you made them in gif animator or what?
Give it up, we're stuck with steam and even how much you scream "STEAM SUCKS" and make utterly crappy animations won wont come back
Give it up, we're stuck with steam and even how much you scream "STEAM SUCKS" and make utterly crappy animations won wont come back
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-17 14:44:49 UTC
Post #51626
No! We shall fight to the death! Let no man be ruled by ye! 
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-17 15:31:16 UTC
Post #51646
And so Jahzel fought himself to death...
Wouldn't that be a rather sad end?
Wouldn't that be a rather sad end?
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-17 15:47:20 UTC
Post #51653
Both of them suck. :
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-17 15:48:02 UTC
Post #51654
WON= Hard to update, but less bugs.
Steam= Auto updates, but the source of all viruses.
Steam= Auto updates, but the source of all viruses.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-17 16:02:45 UTC
Post #51655
Viruses? Never heard of.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-17 16:06:23 UTC
Post #51656
I got a virus from the Trojan family (it was called Trojan Horse) from Steam. Probably while downloading a map. 
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-17 16:33:29 UTC
Post #51659
Then who says you can't get viruses from downloading maps from, say, this site? Might happen just as well...
Well, in both cases virusses aren't fun...
Well, in both cases virusses aren't fun...
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-17 16:37:55 UTC
Post #51660
Yep.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-17 16:42:46 UTC
Post #51662
and how is that steams fault?
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-17 16:43:50 UTC
Post #51663
Because it doesn't have a built-in virus protection program!
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-17 17:10:52 UTC
Post #51668
If you have a half-decent virus-scanner, it should block all incoming viruses.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-17 17:29:30 UTC
Post #51671
hughs steam in a try to get people happy and starts singing, dancing under the rainbow
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-17 18:01:10 UTC
Post #51676
Jahzel kills pepper with crowbar
For some, very strange reason there exists the phenomenon of people who actually like Steam!
For some, very strange reason there exists the phenomenon of people who actually like Steam!
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-17 18:12:58 UTC
Post #51678
like druged up ppl (not pointing fingers ;))
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-17 18:14:47 UTC
Post #51679
Now that floater has a blue av, I can't tell which is mine and his while scrolling really fast! Ah!
Steam Sucks. There might be a way. What if something more advanced than steam comes out and takes over? and what if someone shoots a virus killer out and it kills every single computer virus and the stupid nerds who made them die of heart attacks at what happened to their creation? This all might happend. The end of steam, and viruses. Bad things on computers go bye bye forever. but anyway, I have my virus vaccinations, so I think I'm safe, although my last computer died of a virus.
Steam Sucks. There might be a way. What if something more advanced than steam comes out and takes over? and what if someone shoots a virus killer out and it kills every single computer virus and the stupid nerds who made them die of heart attacks at what happened to their creation? This all might happend. The end of steam, and viruses. Bad things on computers go bye bye forever. but anyway, I have my virus vaccinations, so I think I'm safe, although my last computer died of a virus.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-18 16:26:37 UTC
Post #51899
what do you mean a 'virus killer'. If retards would stop making programs that do EVERYTHING for you, like IEs 'open file first, ask questions later' approach, your computer would be safe from viruses. You'll notice that the most stable and secure programs are the smallest and frill free ones (like the lovely mozilla firefox). Viruses only happen because invasive programs take over everything an leave very little up to you. Like..........STTTTEEEEEAAAAAAAM (though i doubt you got viruses from it)
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-18 17:30:31 UTC
Post #51919
steam eats doggy poo
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-18 17:43:03 UTC
Post #51924
What's wrong with steam? I think it's pretty good - It didnt even touch my won installation, easy server browser with better filtering(allthough I use ASE for that :P) a friends network, fast file downloads, a stable anti-cheat system.
The only bad thing about it is the friends system is almost always down "due to maintance work". But hey that'll get better.
The only bad thing about it is the friends system is almost always down "due to maintance work". But hey that'll get better.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-18 18:07:37 UTC
Post #51927
amen to that borther.
sings look i can see the light shining
sings look i can see the light shining
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