Last night I had the most incredible dream ever. I dreamt that I died via shotgun to the head(not the incredible part) and went to heaven and here's what it was like:
I died and I waited at the site of my death until God came up and picked me up(yes, in a car). He drove on the wrong side of the road and stuff because it was fun to drive through stuff and the living didn't even see you or notice. There I guess he just drives around picking up souls for a while. I asked him a ton of questions like "Will I meet Jesus?" and "Am I getting into heaven?". He never answered me. After a while I asked "You must be pretty used to people asking you a lot of questions, huh?" He turned around and said "Yeah" and flashed a friendly smile. After a while of waiting in God's car picking up souls I was the gate of heaven. Which was a giant resort, a GIANT resort. I guess there would be more than just that but thats the only place I was in myy dream. There God counted up the good things you did in life and the bad things you did. If you averaged out to be a good person or at least decent, you got into Heaven. I was an ok person so I got in (w00t). Then I went into the entrance room, which was very similar to a registration room of a hotel, where I met up with several other people. Then a man walked in wearing a T-shirt and long pants from a hallway. It was Jesus!(w00t again). He said welcome to heaven and gave us a general outline of the area in the resort and the area around it. Then we we're free to do whatever. I went out back where there was a giant marble pool with pillars and statues. Then I found where the main dining area was. Every day your breakfast, lunch, and dinner was prepared by angelic chefs. The food was put on a gargantuan buffet table. Then I thought, for no reason, if pain still existed. I punched myself in the face, and I felt myself get i but it didn't hurt. (w00t thrice times) There was no pain in heaven! After enjoying myself for a while someone walked up to me, faced a window, closed their eyes, opened their mouth and suddenely I was in California. Apparently it was possible to go back to Earth after being dead and vice versa, if you got into Heaven at least. So I figured that I could get back by doing the closing eye thing. I closed my eyes, openned my mouth as if I were about to sign and pictured Heaven. I opened my eyes a second later and I was back. Well thats a neat trick now isn't it? When I got back someone asked my if wanted to go eat lunch with them, I told them I had already eaten. Looking around the resort some more I found that near the entrance was a huge room. It had every game and book and anything else that had to do with modern entertainment ever made. (No porn, this is Heaven, it is sin free). Well I saw Jesus walking around in the room but I didn't say anything to him. At that moment I woke up and realized that for the most part, that is actually semi realistic Heaven! who knows what the real heaven is like... anyway so theres my incredible dream.