In the same vain as the previous thread posted; these are the winners of the M-LAW competition for wackiest warning label of the year,
posted at New Scientist.com:
1st Prize
Do Not Use For Personal Hygiene
- on a toilet brush
2nd Prize
This Product Moves When Used
- on a child's scooter
Previous Winners have included:
Remove Child Before Folding
- on a baby buggy
Once Used Rectally, Thermometer Should Not Be Used Orally
- on a digital thermometer
Never Remove Food Or Other Items From
The Blades While The Product Is Operating
- on an electric hand blender
Harmful If Swallowed
- on a three-pronged brass fishing lure.
Do Not Use This Product As A Toy, Pillow, Or Flotation Device
- on a bag of air used as a packing material
Do Not Use As A Ladder
- on a 30cm tall CD rack
Never Iron Clothes While They Are Being Worn
- on a household iron
Do Not Use The 'Silence Feature'
In Emergency Situations. It Will Not Extinguish A Fire
- on a smoke detector
Do Not Eat Toner
- on a laser printer cartridge
And on a pair of cyclist's shin guards
- Shin Pads Cannot Protect Any Part Of The Body
They Do Not Cover