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Story 2
Created
19 years ago
2005-02-23 19:10:14 UTC
by
Neo-TheOne
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Created
19 years ago
2005-02-23 19:10:14 UTC
by
Neo-TheOne
Neo-TheOne
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 19:10:14 UTC
Post #92966
Like Story but another one.
"The Anomaly, do we proceed? Yes, he is still...
Neo-TheOne
Luke
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 19:42:52 UTC
Post #92976
passed out from all of the spray cheese. Lets pull down his pants and...
Luke
Luke
Saribous
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 21:02:27 UTC
Post #92995
spray some of the aforementioned cheese in..
Saribous
RabidMonkey
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 21:29:23 UTC
Post #92999
and take loads of pictures to
RabidMonkey
mapmapmapfapmap
dandyli0n`
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 22:33:00 UTC
Post #93008
sell to a random guy which, by the way, you never met that lives in Germany by eBay. Then, the German guy decides to scan it and edit it using Photoshop and adds...
(What? Isn't it more funny when it's random?)
dandyli0n`
Guinea Pirate
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 03:59:28 UTC
Post #93050
a picture of Hitler wearing a miniskirt
Guinea Pirate
RabidMonkey
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 04:42:44 UTC
Post #93051
while emerging from a large, circular
RabidMonkey
mapmapmapfapmap
ZombieLoffe
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 05:12:02 UTC
Post #93052
pie.
ZombieLoffe
Saribous
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 06:10:10 UTC
Post #93055
Suddenly
Saribous
RabidMonkey
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 06:53:49 UTC
Post #93056
Weebl and Bob
RabidMonkey
mapmapmapfapmap
digital_ice
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 06:54:30 UTC
Post #93058
decide to set fire to some jam, this results in
digital_ice
RabidMonkey
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 06:55:03 UTC
Post #93059
a gigantic explosion
RabidMonkey
mapmapmapfapmap
digital_ice
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 06:59:01 UTC
Post #93060
and a hammer which crushed weeble's
digital_ice
monster_urby
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 06:59:31 UTC
Post #93061
...testicles. Meanwhile in the Cheese experimentation labs...
monster_urby
Goldsourcerer
digital_ice
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 07:00:07 UTC
Post #93062
the mushrooms were revoulting (hmm.... double meaning)....
digital_ice
RabidMonkey
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 07:00:39 UTC
Post #93063
and they tasted like
RabidMonkey
mapmapmapfapmap
monster_urby
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 07:01:12 UTC
Post #93064
...Yes, not only did they taste bad but they were on strike...
(ha got both of your meanings cleared)
monster_urby
Goldsourcerer
digital_ice
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 07:04:19 UTC
Post #93065
:S argh confused, from urb then....
...the boss decided to deal with the strike he would hit them with a...
digital_ice
Guinea Pirate
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 07:08:56 UTC
Post #93066
50 megaton thermonuclear warhead
Guinea Pirate
digital_ice
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 07:15:39 UTC
Post #93067
resulting in a mushroom paste...
digital_ice
monster_urby
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 07:18:32 UTC
Post #93068
which was then put in Gordon's sandwiches because he teleported in out of nowhere.
monster_urby
Goldsourcerer
digital_ice
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 07:19:00 UTC
Post #93069
hos crowbar did a little dance and
digital_ice
monster_urby
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 07:23:56 UTC
Post #93071
made a little love, and got down tonight... Sorry ...
Urb commits suicide
monster_urby
Goldsourcerer
digital_ice
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 07:24:47 UTC
Post #93072
The next day the yoghurt formerly known as jim...
digital_ice
monster_urby
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 07:26:38 UTC
Post #93074
Urb jumps back to life
...went to jim's gym...
monster_urby
Goldsourcerer
digital_ice
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 07:27:32 UTC
Post #93075
the home of jimny criket, where yellow strawberries were
digital_ice
Guinea Pirate
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 07:33:18 UTC
Post #93078
having a massive orgy with brown bananas
Guinea Pirate
monster_urby
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 07:39:12 UTC
Post #93079
and fish paste
monster_urby
Goldsourcerer
digital_ice
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 07:39:51 UTC
Post #93080
that came from nuking the sea!!! all seahorses however emigrated to france to get a job as strippers in the
digital_ice
Guinea Pirate
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 08:03:45 UTC
Post #93081
land of Soviet Russia.
Guinea Pirate
digital_ice
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 09:02:28 UTC
Post #93083
apparently the russian job centre is in france???
apparently you go to a job centre to be a stripper???
ok??
the israli goat then sat on
digital_ice
96a2107
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 09:12:55 UTC
Post #93088
a suspious looking carrot, which then said
96a2107
Guinea Pirate
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 10:37:40 UTC
Post #93095
that he was once a Soviet stripper, but Dr Breen had molested him and turned him into a carrot because
Guinea Pirate
SpaG
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 10:41:00 UTC
Post #93098
he planned to take over the world
SpaG
Guinea Pirate
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 11:23:41 UTC
Post #93114
using his round, hairy, recently enlarged
Guinea Pirate
SpaG
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 11:25:37 UTC
Post #93115
penis
SpaG
Jahzel
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 12:11:28 UTC
Post #93117
machine
Jahzel
Saribous
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 12:17:51 UTC
Post #93119
he proclaimed war against
Saribous
SpaG
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 12:26:26 UTC
Post #93120
his brain
SpaG
Jahzel
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 12:58:11 UTC
Post #93123
whilst watching an episode of 'Minder'
Jahzel
ministeve
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 13:44:57 UTC
Post #93125
but out of nowhere, the adverts game on so he went to spain to find some jelly to put in his...
ministeve
digital_ice
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 14:07:28 UTC
Post #93136
boxer shorts, as he liked the feeling of
digital_ice
Jahzel
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 15:12:32 UTC
Post #93145
slime. And then, just as he approached the kitchen table
Jahzel
Slasher_101
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 15:15:28 UTC
Post #93148
it on his
round, hairy, recently enlarged
Slasher_101
Luke
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 15:19:37 UTC
Post #93151
very larger kitchen table.
Meanwhile back in Australia, the nucleear winter was...
Luke
Luke
VOX
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 15:29:05 UTC
Post #93152
very warm and
VOX
96a2107
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 15:30:59 UTC
Post #93153
the kangaroos had mutated into hairy ill tempered
96a2107
Guinea Pirate
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 16:05:27 UTC
Post #93168
iguanas. Trapt and Ant were the only Australians left and it was up to them to repopulate the continent
Guinea Pirate
Neo-TheOne
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 16:08:24 UTC
Post #93173
or else the human race would be in danger and hte combine would tak over. WAIT TRAPT AND ANT CANT REPRODUCE BECAUSE THEY ARE...
Neo-TheOne
96a2107
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-24 16:10:02 UTC
Post #93176
both women, so they went to the local ann summers and bought..
96a2107
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