Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 17:01:12 UTCPost #94195
in space, he met some russians who had been up there so long they didn't know that the soviet union had collapsed. since habboi was a bit slow, neither did he. together they created hundreds of evil laserguns and pointed them at sweden. zombieloffe learned of this, and set out to stop the evil comrades from destroying that place wchich in he lived. suddenly, a turnip...
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 17:15:46 UTCPost #94202
decided to label ZombieLoffe an 'enemy combatant', proposing to send him and other Swedes into FEMA cocentration camps. Habboi, and all of his evil robots and laser guns were then financed by the Bush administration, to cause chaos on planet earth. Learning of Bush's involvement, BrattyLord and Rileymo jumped around in joy, and decided to
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 19:04:22 UTCPost #94271
he decided to turn milk into butter, just as Jesus once did, only with wine into blood, and then, after saying "BrattyLord" 3 times in the bathroom mirror
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 19:13:30 UTCPost #94282
Which happened to be a hallucination caused by DMT. And then all of a sudden, from the brown fog that reaked of cigarettes and methane, came fourth m0p, who glady
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 07:32:31 UTCPost #94376
a big pile of diamonds.... Which is funny cos it just so happened that concealed inside IEMC's favourite teddy bear there were also diamonds. Anyways, in this mind bogglingly random story, a dancing pinapple came along holding a tomahawk which he
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 10:54:24 UTCPost #94400
as the eels fans gathered at the morgue to mourn the passing of the family cat, a TV fell from the sky with a video in front of it. when they watched the video, IEMC crawled out of the TV groaning "ban... ban... B7!" suddenly he lunged at the onlookers with a home made banstick, which would have banned the good people if it were not for...
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 12:09:22 UTCPost #94403
The eels fans, however, had magically converted to Rastafari, therefore banning all eels related music within their culture. Seventh-Monkey was crushed when he received these news and mysteriously died 3 days after his birthday.