Keep your jesus off my penis Created 18 years ago2006-05-22 15:54:12 UTC by Seventh-Monkey Seventh-Monkey

Created 18 years ago2006-05-22 15:54:12 UTC by Seventh-Monkey Seventh-Monkey

Posted 18 years ago2006-05-22 15:54:12 UTC Post #181513
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8258454211000242944

Whoo! Skillful musicage.

[m]N.B.: strong language, mature themes.[/m]
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-22 16:04:13 UTC Post #181519
ok... ... ...
Rimrook RimrookSince 2003
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-22 16:12:27 UTC Post #181524
Hahahahahahahahahaha ha ha, and so true. :D
ChickenFist ChickenFist<Witty Title>
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-22 16:55:38 UTC Post #181541
What the hell? Weirdest thing I've ever heard.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-22 17:31:11 UTC Post #181563
Such a topic title from you, Seventh? I had expected better of you... :|

What an awfull songtext. Disgusting.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-22 17:34:49 UTC Post #181564
That sucked.

Failure.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-22 17:52:32 UTC Post #181567
7th I fear you have awakened the slumbering beast :o
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-22 18:05:44 UTC Post #181571
how'd you find that? by searcing for jesus or penis?
either way. i'd have to agree that had a point, but lol it did suck
Tetsu0 Tetsu0Positive Chaos
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-22 18:07:07 UTC Post #181572
What an awfull songtext
Awful? It's the truth ffs
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-22 18:16:18 UTC Post #181574
Seventh.. You feeling ok? :

Must admit though, laughed my ass off when I seen it. :D
Unbreakable UnbreakableWindows 7.9 Rating!
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-22 18:40:32 UTC Post #181576
intresting and they do afress several controvesial themes. i shall say no further except that i myself am catholic
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-22 18:59:02 UTC Post #181577
I'm so glad I live by the philosophy of "believe what you will".
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-22 19:05:12 UTC Post #181578
This could turn ugly.

I personally feel offended by this.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-23 01:19:00 UTC Post #181597
Im not even gonna click the link but I have a pretty good idea what it is about.

Perhaps I should whip up some Mohammed cartoons while we're at it?

I also know plenty of racist jokes. Guaranteed to offend! :D
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-23 02:15:30 UTC Post #181599
A) It's funny, and annoying (aaaargh that voice!) :P
B) Getting offended by it is just stupid. Making fun of TRUE aspects of something is just everywhere today. I say get over it.
Strider StriderTuned to a dead channel.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-23 02:45:09 UTC Post #181600
Yah, come on guys. I'm a Catholic (somewhat retired) and I don't give a crap.
AJ AJGlorious Overlord
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-23 03:18:40 UTC Post #181603
I believe Jesus was a haemaphrodite and slept with both mary magdelen and mohammed
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-23 03:36:55 UTC Post #181606
You can just say, that you're not a believer, although shit this is fucking sick. People like that show inner their inner weakness. They express their 'non-belief' by talking utter shit and thinking, that it's somewhat amusing (like those fuckwits in the vid or jobabob). Sure, you don't have to be religious or go to church, but singing
'I HATE JESUS PENIS PENIS PENIS!! HE SUCKS LOLOLO' is truly immature and stupid. Fuck yea, the christians could flame the non-believers too, but most of them find it normal, that people have different opinions on every little thing in life. But those two can suck my fucking balls with a microphone shoved up their ass, trying to fart out their goddamn pathetic song. :tired:
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-23 03:40:55 UTC Post #181609
Haven't watched it so I don't know what to think...

But if you don't like this kinda stuff then simply don't watch it!
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-23 04:33:26 UTC Post #181616
Heh so true...You know I get all these retards coming to my house door asking to join their religion...Well screw them! Next one I see...I'm going to get a bucket of water and chuck it over them.
Habboi HabboiSticky White Love Glue
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-23 05:15:41 UTC Post #181618
I believe comedy should be strictly controlled by the state, mocking religion should be punishable by death from the high orders of the commendant, all hail lucius III our glorious eternal leader.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-23 05:22:46 UTC Post #181620
I beleive it is totally improbable for jobabob to ever hold a serious conversation, or to be recognized if by the off-chance he actually does so. All hail jobabob, our glorius, eternal wise-ass. We love you... seriously.
Strider StriderTuned to a dead channel.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-23 06:50:03 UTC Post #181626
I believe comedy should be strictly controlled by the state, mocking religion should be punishable by death from the high orders of the commendant, all hail lucius III our glorious eternal leader.
I believe Jesus was a haemaphrodite and slept with both mary magdelen and mohammed
Yes. This phrase was extremely funny... So is 'JEZUS R GHEI!!1' or 'RELIGION R TEH SUX ADN JEZUS R GHEI!1'. Aren't we all laughing out loud?
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-23 07:00:08 UTC Post #181628
Yeah, cos its so ludicrous. :P
AJ AJGlorious Overlord
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-23 07:12:24 UTC Post #181629
Daubster's inner child has died...

cool
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-23 07:53:38 UTC Post #181633
Funny because it's so macabre. :)
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-23 08:06:50 UTC Post #181635
The song was funny, and it didn?t make fun of religous people, he made fun of those stupid motherf****rs who... ah fuck it i forgot what they are called, but you know these strongly, very very very very strongly religious people who think that their belifs is THE TRUTH AND EVERYTHING WHO STAND AGAINST IT SHALL DIE. Those kind of people.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-23 09:00:47 UTC Post #181639
Midly amusing, not too bad though but a bit to repetetive.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-23 09:06:03 UTC Post #181640
I will have to agree with Tosse here, it was aimed at the try/die hard religious nuts who cant think outside the Square, and to those of you out there in TWHL land that are religious this type of tongue in cheek comedy should not rustle your feathers or offend you as the majority of people here DO respect your beliefs and you don't seem to be the pushy religious die hard wankers this is aimed at. :|

When it comes to comedy: who is better to laugh at than ourselves and human traits? :nuts:
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-23 11:41:16 UTC Post #181646
but you know these strongly, very very very very strongly religious people who think that their belifs is THE TRUTH AND EVERYTHING WHO STAND AGAINST IT SHALL DIE. Those kind of people.
Religious Zealots? :)
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-23 12:03:45 UTC Post #181648
but you know these strongly, very very very very strongly religious people who think that their belifs is THE TRUTH AND EVERYTHING WHO STAND AGAINST IT SHALL DIE. Those kind of people.
Nickelplate? :)
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-23 12:19:38 UTC Post #181649
I think it highlights an important issue - religious people who impose their beliefs on everyone. When does he say "religion sucks" or even "jesus sucks"? All I heard was "Don't make me do stuff I don't believe in just because you believe in them".

Edit: And, it's funny. (y).
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-23 12:36:24 UTC Post #181654
I say,, lawl!
Madcow MadcowSpy zappin my udder
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-23 14:04:36 UTC Post #181670
That song was offensive because he was obviously a homosexual
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-23 16:26:02 UTC Post #181697
Obviously... :roll:
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-23 17:03:18 UTC Post #181702
you see the thing is the church doesnt go around telling all atheists that they should go fuck themselves. Infact atm, the church is very tolerant of others, catholics have been working together with protestants to understand each other and show that the two groups are not that different from one another.
This song would have fit in the time of the crusades.

What the song did however correctly adress was that bush should not use religion as a way to gain votes, which he did.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-23 19:05:52 UTC Post #181716
no the point is they try to convert people, aethiests dont go around preaching the benefits of nihilism. The church, if by 'church' you mean a religious faith not strictly christianity, is remarkably INtolerant when it comes to things like sexuality, promiscuity or even gender in extreme cases. The sad thing is that catholics and protestants cant get on because of a few different interpretations of the bible, the problems in ireland have shown that.

I think a more important debate is why people get so worked up about having someone make a stupid song about their beliefs. I'd honestly get sooooo riled up about a fundamentalist christian rapping about how i'll goto hell and how a belief in nothing is in some way related to my penis size.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-23 19:50:03 UTC Post #181717
Just one question: what do you understand by "intolerant" ? I don't know of any cases of church staff hunting down the promiscuos or kidnapping people who live with sexual freedom. You're surely talking about centuries long past? They just say their opinion, nothing more. If you or any other non-believer gets upset, it is because you also think you are doing something wrong, just the way a kid gets angry when punished.
Think about it. You'll rarely see religious people making fun of others, while religions are being laughed at every day, be it with songs, caricatures, films etc.
It's hard to say who is really being intolerant to be honest...
They can preach whatever they want as far as I'm concerned. Freedom of speech is for everyone. If you don't want to listen, don't go to church. It's not like they had some telepathic waves or something&gt;&gt; OMG!! I hear religious teachings!!! I - must - obey
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-23 20:02:43 UTC Post #181718
"The Church" as you put it really does not condone the gay culture, or other sins. But, as Christianity says: It is the sinners who need the help. Now, its debated on whether or not gays need actual "help" but that does mean they are welcome at church. No sinner is cast away from any religion.

As for the purpose of converting others: Thats part of their religion. If they fail, they dont stalk or hunt down others to "prey" on.

Its really not right to ridicule any religion. It should never be a topic of comedy really. No matter the religion, the people who believe in it have deep roots with it. Some of the things ridiculing religion are just overwelming.... Dont mock others beliefs, just focus on your own....
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-23 20:34:47 UTC Post #181720
The point of the video was that state, even today, isnt seperated from religion.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-24 01:38:46 UTC Post #181738
Yeah, whether you agree with, or not how it's deleivered, the message is true:

America is not supposed to be a theocracy.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-24 02:54:21 UTC Post #181741
No sinner is cast away from any religion.
Actually viewing believing gays as "sinners" because of some free-handed interpretation of an ancient book is in itself intolerant. They can't repent, y'know. Least not without extensive brainwashing.

I'm fine with people believing whatever they want, I just don't like it where religious faith influences matters where it has no place - IE trying to convert unwilling people or in politics.

Religion, politics and the entertainment industry should all be, in my opinion, strictly seperated.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-24 03:16:05 UTC Post #181742
Indeed. Whoo, secularism!
Just one question: what do you understand by "intolerant" ? I don't know of any cases of church staff hunting down the promiscuos or kidnapping people who live with sexual freedom. You're surely talking about centuries long past? They just say their opinion, nothing more.
Yes, because churches aren't blatantly sexist at all... hell no...
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-24 03:27:51 UTC Post #181747
Not every church is blatantly sexist, the church my mom goes to has a woman pastor.

Amusing video, anyway.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-24 05:46:21 UTC Post #181757
ironically, for such an aethiest nation the UK has a state sponsored faith

I believe myself as a very tolerant christian, it doesnt matter if you are jew, muslim, christian or hindu, there are infinate paths towards accepting jesus christ as your lord and personal saviour
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-24 05:52:22 UTC Post #181758
Muslims must accept other prophets as well as Muhammed to be a real muslim.If they dont, then they are not considered as a muslim.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-24 09:35:46 UTC Post #181775
of course, but allah is the one true god and mohammed spoke for him, jesus was not the son of allah

allah and god are the same anyway, all those religions come from the same area and its mythology and history
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-24 09:41:57 UTC Post #181776
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-24 09:47:04 UTC Post #181777
Religious talks and debates never end well. I thought it was over with in the "Dunce Americans" thread. Lol, that thread went everywhere.

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Posted 18 years ago2006-05-24 09:50:19 UTC Post #181778
IT'S A TRICK! :o
You can't discuss religion.
Why?
The answere is simple.
YOU don't know if god exsits or not, nether does the guy over there.
And we can't prove anything,, yet
Madcow MadcowSpy zappin my udder
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