Jack Thomspon May Be Sent To Jail Created 18 years ago2006-10-25 16:00:18 UTC by Caboose

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You want to play hardball...? You want to try to throw me in jail? You have no idea what you are unleashing in doing this. You're at the brink...

Jeez, Jack, why so violent? Maybe you need to lay off the Grand Theft Auto.

hes such a baby! he just wants attention

he just wants attention

You seem to have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. at all.

I will love to see the fuckwit behind bars. He's been asking for that for a loooong time. I love the way he simply gave up on GTA and moved to Bully.

It's about fuckin' time. I hope the Bar takes away his license too.

i know what I'm talking about, hes just an attention whore! here watch him in this interview and you'll understand

http://youtube.com/watch?v=yREGBKZggwA

Stupid? Yes. Arrogant? Sure. Completely oblivious to any evidence that could somewhat falsify the claim that violent games = violent kids? Yup.

But "attention whore"? Not so much. :

this is kinda funny

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qahOSVgP-zI

He IS an attentionwhore. Why else would he do all his stupid events? For the good of it? He's a stupid twat who wants people to see him, is all.

Lol, I remember that AOTS debate.

You guys should check out the Jack Thompson skit they did.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL5u7lQW8sA

he's a crackpot.

Video games are labled with ratings, warnings, and health issue banners about extensive exposure and seizures, as well as the stunts performed and the mischief caused. All gamers know to game responsively. If a person kills a guy over a game of hldm or something, blame the person, not the game DUH!

If i mispell a word, is it the pens fault?

But really. some people get caught up in their beliefs to the point where its dangerous for others. Like holy wars. This guy thinks he'll make the world better by limiting games to non-violent means. Which would result in people not having any tension or stress release, thus making the world more violent.

I dunno about you, i get frustrated in some parts, but when you get past it, it feels good. This is something that is relative to life and may even provoke newer ways of thinking about situations.

I'm not gonna rant for long. Games have a thick lining of psychology and philosophy, from Chess to HL2.

Either way, Jack lacks research. He won't last long and he could easily be sued (jailed?) for overvigilancy.

I agree with Rimrook.

Isnt bully harmful school yard humor? God, there are so much more worthy things to worry about with children.

Someone already has to have phyco tendencies in their head for them to think games are similar to real life.

He really got owned by Sessler in that video, lol

He IS an attentionwhore. Why else would he do all his stupid events?

Because he really believes in that shit he's talking about. Yes, he really is that retarded.

Jack Thompson is my favorite person, EVER. He has been for a long time. He is my hero. I hope with all my heart that one day I could be HALF as cool as even the dirt which he graces with his feet.

lolololololjk

This is for you, mein furor.

THROW HIM IN JAIL! THROW HIM IN JAIL! BUTT RAPE FOR THE WIN!

Hell yeah! That bitch!

Hope he does and gets infected with multiple STDs whilst residing in said pokey

if i got this right, you people are cursing a man for crusading against violenc ein videogames?

No. He crusades for his own agendas under the guise of crusading agains violence in video games.

yeah im equally confused, was this on the news? i might have missed it. -.-

Edit: Rowley Bob posted for I did... nvm

Yes Arcane, we are, because he completely lacks any insight in how the human mind works, and he authorizes it all with old research with has been disproved. I think, that in the best of general safety, we should lock him behind bars.

WUT???

HE R HEROH

HE R PROTEKTIN TEH KIDZ FRM TEH EVIL ROCKSTR!!!! DEY R LIK NAZIS!!!! ALL DEH HATE!!

maby we should put him in the same room with Hugh and Ant .

We should definately do that.

OHH

THAT WULD BE MY ALLTIME FAVORITE WISH!!!! I CULD LEARNE FROM HIS BRILANCE!!!

Who is this Jack Thomspon?

Your alpha and Omega.

A complete fag of a lawyer who comes from Florida. His son was allegedly pwned by a guy with a bat, but eneryone knows that this is just how Jack trolls IRL. He claims that his son's pwner was someone so retarded that they needed to play GTA 3 in order to learn how to kill someone with a baseball bat, even though everyone learned how to do this in gym class in grade school. Jack didn't notice because he was too busy passing notes to Janet Reno. Rambles on about how GTA is bad for kids but has never touched a computer in his life, and is incapable of operating anything more technologically advanced than a manual eggbeater. Loves to start shit about videogames and then complain when people tell him he's a fucktard and then threatens to sue using his magical e-lawyer powers. When at home, he enjoys dressing up in his mom's old clothes and getting raped by old men.

Quoted from a wiki. Quite a good read, I might add.

it has been wel written, short, catching, and a light tough of sarcasm and humour.

Sarcasm? It's the damn truth man!!

Yeah Sarcasm...I mean he reminds me of Saribous...Freedom of speech eh, seems he went a bit over the top, oh well serves him right.

Thank you for that comparison Habboi

Who is this Jack Thomspon?

What the fuck, man? Are you serious? Get out from under your rock and never go back in again.
Jack Thompson is a little bitch lawyer who has been plaguing gaming companies and communities with lawsuits(which mostly just make him look even worse).

well in that case.... Huzzah for the Empire!

Black POwer!

Stop that! You aren't black!

In an EGM article it told about one of his stunts. This was about a year ago. Apperently when San Andreas came out, he made a rather generous statement. He said that if someone made a violent game in which the developers of games and their familys were the victims, he would donate one thousand dollars to the charity of that person or persons' choice.

So, a group of modders took GTA:SA on the PC and modded away. They came up with a game in which the player controls the hero, Jack Thompson, and murders several of the developers of the GTA series and their families. Needless to say, Thompson may not have been thinking. Again. When told that his request had been consummated, and the modders had chosen their charity, he basically responded with 'I never said that.'

End of story, true story. May not have been EGM I forget. It was a long time ago.

Again, here you go buddy.

Haha, pwned

and you're not worldcraft dude! you're jack thompson!!!!

Again, here you go buddy.

My friend just bought this t-shirt... here's another one for you guy:

donate one thousand dollars

IIRC, ten thousand dollars. He also called his idea "A Modest Proposal", tainting Jonathan Swift's work with his bullshit.

The (I think) most interesting game that was made from this "challange" was I'm O.K., a quite charming game where the player takes the role of a parent whose child was killed by some allegedly crazy gamer. You know the rest.

Screenshot:Of course, Jackie never paid out a dime, 'cause he did it only for the attention, not for charity and not out of goodness. He's such a fucking twat it makes me sad.

Hey, I'm Ok is cool.

I say we team up and create the "JackHunter" half-life mod!

Well, im willing to model a model of him, but he is some sort of nutcase that hunts down everyone that ridicluses him(<-spelling). Remember the AIM icon of his head?

Let's do it anyways!
And in the meantime, download my Jackie hgrunt model!
Play half-life like it matters

http://hampe.1go.dk/jackie.zip

Jack Thompson is a retard.

Video games are labled with ratings, warnings, and health issue banners about extensive exposure and seizures, as well as the stunts performed and the mischief caused. All gamers know to game responsively. If a person kills a guy over a game of hldm or something, blame the person, not the game DUH!

Maybe we should go for the ciggie-like warnings, that cover up 2/3 of the CD cover, to prevent stuff like that?
"Playing GTA seriously damages your health."
"2 out of 3 GTA players murder people in real life"
"Each pack of GTA contains:
100 ltrs. blood
10 t explosions
...and a shitload of violence"

Oh yeah.. That'd help the retarted addicts understand, that you don't get 10.000$ for murdering your classmate.

Lets put all gamers on a hughe island, desert from the outerworld, that would be a peacefull utopia, since everyone would be too bizzy to frag eachtother online so there shant be any violence.

unsless Mr thompson enters the perimiter.

Video of the court hearing.

PS: ChickenFist, LOL. Thats fucking great.

Ooo, exotic soundtrack = thievery corporation. Good stuff.

Yay! Jack Thompson is finally gunna get his ass kicked by the courts. Finally, a use for them.

My school is having it's second film fesival this year. Last year I did a cartoon in flash and won 'best director'. I'm doing another one and this time I can tell you, Jack Thompson will be a very prominant figure in the story. I'm thinking action hero?

http://palgn.com.au/article.php?id=5669

Ahahahahahaaha

It'd be worth getting the new Mortal Kombat just for that.

[Spam? no the truth(or not)]Jack Thompson is my mother[/Spam? no the truth(or not)]

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