If you thought this was a genuine thread, your level of stupidity is greater than humanly possible. This is a rant on why these "blahblah you are blah blah now" threads are pointless.
First off, if you look around, you'll notice that only the new users, with large post counts (also known as spamming nubs) seem to create such threads. This alarming data warrants concern. Why do these lower forms of life feel the need to fill up the forum with such trash? Maybe it's their limited brain capacity, or their inability to comprehend useful advice, such as "no more of these threads" and other similar pieces of wisdom handed out by less-noobish members down to these idiots. Oh fuck it, I can't be bothered to make a huge post about this.
Just stop making those annoying "OMGLOL WUT blah ARE U blahing NOW?" threads and I'll stop complaining.