...are you telling me that your
super-pimped-up computer doesn't have a free 100-200
MB? whoa, your dad must have a whole lot of his
Fermilab stuff on there. Look around and I'm sure
you'll find a remote-control terminal that controls a
local anti-mass spectrometer. all you gotta do then is
make a link to it on your desktop, grab the biggest
yellow alien crystal you can find and get your dad to
take you on a tour of the anti-mass spectrometer.
then, covertly deposit the crystal into the analysis
port. then, go home and use the link you made earlier
to start a 105-% analysis cycle. see if you:
a) tear a rip to another world
b) create a full-scale resonance cascade
c) find US troops eliminating all the scientists and
guards in Fermilab
d)fall through one of the rifts and kill an ugly alien
baby with a crystal in its brain
e) all of the above
f) none of the above
g) some of the above.