Journal #1046
Posted 20 years ago2004-10-20 10:36:23 UTC
The Anonymous Conspiricies: Further Evidence
I have gathered further evidence in the Lord Lucan/Anonymous scandal.
I submit it here for your perusal.
Item Aa
The plane used to locate the Pacific island from the air
Item Ab
The boat used by Lucan to travel to the island
It is reported that this picture was taken by a government official who was in charge of the operation to track and return Lord Lucan to the United Kingdom for trial.
The official was later found dead in his home, due to unknown causes.
If you look carefully at the picture of Lucan's boat, you may just be able to see him sitting at the rear, disguised as a small Oriental woman.
Item B
An artists impression of what Lord Lucan looks like now
Notice the shabby clothes, an indication that he has squandered his fortunes on sundries such as this religious puppy and this diamond monkey.
Evidence suggests the monkey was a symbol of Lucan's struggle to take full control of TWHL, and showed his deep feelings of jealousy towards the one known only as Seventh-Monkey
Item C
Psychological evaluation has suggested his feelings of "noob love" have all stemmed from this incident, featuring his boyfriend at the time.
The comment "You're a noob" has been super-imposed.
Upon further investigation, we have compiled this chart to show a rational look at how noobs and newbies can be defined.
Chart
The inner ring shows how the main bulk of the term "noob" is populated, a moderate if not over-powering amount are simply lazy (or ignorant) noobs, while a far smaller amount are truly newbies.
A normal person's brain can quite clearly see that this is the case. However Lucan's brain is clearly deformed and obviously angry, look closely and you can make out a very angry face within the brain itself.
Item D
This shows Lucan after a particularly heavy night drinking on the island, he appears to have been raped by a gremlin, explaining the mental disposition of Lucan at this time.
I have gathered further evidence in the Lord Lucan/Anonymous scandal.
I submit it here for your perusal.
Item Aa
The plane used to locate the Pacific island from the air
Item Ab
The boat used by Lucan to travel to the island
It is reported that this picture was taken by a government official who was in charge of the operation to track and return Lord Lucan to the United Kingdom for trial.
The official was later found dead in his home, due to unknown causes.
If you look carefully at the picture of Lucan's boat, you may just be able to see him sitting at the rear, disguised as a small Oriental woman.
Item B
An artists impression of what Lord Lucan looks like now
Notice the shabby clothes, an indication that he has squandered his fortunes on sundries such as this religious puppy and this diamond monkey.
Evidence suggests the monkey was a symbol of Lucan's struggle to take full control of TWHL, and showed his deep feelings of jealousy towards the one known only as Seventh-Monkey
Item C
Psychological evaluation has suggested his feelings of "noob love" have all stemmed from this incident, featuring his boyfriend at the time.
The comment "You're a noob" has been super-imposed.
Upon further investigation, we have compiled this chart to show a rational look at how noobs and newbies can be defined.
Chart
The inner ring shows how the main bulk of the term "noob" is populated, a moderate if not over-powering amount are simply lazy (or ignorant) noobs, while a far smaller amount are truly newbies.
A normal person's brain can quite clearly see that this is the case. However Lucan's brain is clearly deformed and obviously angry, look closely and you can make out a very angry face within the brain itself.
Item D
This shows Lucan after a particularly heavy night drinking on the island, he appears to have been raped by a gremlin, explaining the mental disposition of Lucan at this time.
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