Commented 12 years ago2011-11-28 04:45:51 UTCComment #33460
I want to fly a helicopter over China throwing Marmite at the little children. Then I'll sell them "medicine" which actually is poison. Then I'll go to court and I'll have my lawyer dress up in a bear costume. Then I'll be sad and wish I had sold water to seamen instead.
Commented 12 years ago2012-06-19 19:31:59 UTCComment #33434
Excuse me Mister horrifying-genetic-combination-of-the-president-and-some-other-dude-I'm-not-familiar-with-as-I'm-not-American-and-therefore-do-not-give-a-damn-about-their-politics-too-much, but shut up. Bam.
[note: that's just weird]
Wait, I thought of a better, and admittedly more cliche one; 'That's what she said.'
... I mean, bill you. No, I didn't say I'd kill you. Don't be stupid.
Bam.