Journal #5142

Posted 14 years ago2008-06-16 18:13:38 UTC
Just ate a fortune cookie and the fortune said:

Your luck has been completely changed tobay.

Well, I guess I'm going swimming. See ya!

13 Comments

Commented 14 years ago2008-06-16 18:25:25 UTC Comment #36368
If he drowns... I'm not fishing the body out with the net.
Commented 14 years ago2008-06-16 18:42:31 UTC Comment #36374
take care with the sharks
Commented 14 years ago2008-06-16 19:10:03 UTC Comment #36372
tobay? is that a typo on the cookie or on your part?
Commented 14 years ago2008-06-16 19:15:41 UTC Comment #36375
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WTF broken image :S
Commented 14 years ago2008-06-16 19:48:54 UTC Comment #36364
It's a typo on the fortune... that was the point of this journal hence the swimming :P

and Spike: STFU OR ILL SUCK UR DICK, STRAIGHT KID
Commented 14 years ago2008-06-16 20:04:40 UTC Comment #36376
wtf Super Mario Gay?
Commented 14 years ago2008-06-16 20:13:14 UTC Comment #36365
It's not gay if you say no homo after...
Commented 14 years ago2008-06-16 21:33:45 UTC Comment #36370
My recent fortune cookie that said "The next rose you pick will sting you with its thorn"... nothing happened, that or I missed it completely. :/
Commented 14 years ago2008-06-16 21:38:33 UTC Comment #36366
Fortune cookies can be so mean some times :[
Commented 14 years ago2008-06-16 23:08:11 UTC Comment #36373
did you even try to pick a rose?
Fortune cookies can be so... lame... i get ones all the time telling me all kinds of great things about how my life is and will be... yeah... i fail to see it... life is fail.
Commented 14 years ago2008-06-17 00:53:00 UTC Comment #36369
It's a figure of speech, ass.
Commented 14 years ago2008-06-17 02:24:54 UTC Comment #36367
Oh shit, I just found a coupon in my wallet for 1$ off super cheeseburger and 3 hot dogs for 4.99 at Nathan's... and it expires 12/31/07!!!
Commented 14 years ago2008-06-17 09:38:40 UTC Comment #36371
Journal worthy? For cereal?

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