Journal #6339

I believe it. Why just the other day I noticed some punk in the street with a tidal wave gun! I think it's code name was the "Super Soaker".

They made the snow melt in vancouver! THEY'RE TRYING TO PLUNGE US INTO WWIII! RUUUUN!

Wait... The snow always melts in vancouver around now...

Wow.
I'm going to go kill myself now because after reading that... My life is now over anyway.

Oh shit.. We might have to ask Aaron to save the day again if the US keeps this streak of earthquakes up!

You know, Barack Obama needs to stop being the punk-bitch he is and have this Hugo Chavez assassinated. If George Bush would still have been President, Hugo Chavez would not have said that, because he knows he would have been a dead man the next day.

"If George Bush would still have been President, Hugo Chavez would not have said that, because he knows he would have been a dead man the next day."

That.

Also, if he still were the president, and it happened in the middle East, I might have believed Mr. Chavez. And built myself a large underground bunker because the world is ready to come to an end.

But if you're underground, you're closer to the earthquake! Nowhere is safe!

Assassinated? Woah, you're really sick Tito. Ch?vez is a the president of a (somewhat) democratic country, so if you want him dead you might as well kill half Venezuela because if he dies someone else will just take his place, and probably not be too happy about what USA did.

Oh man, you really don't know who Hugo Chavez is, and what he really stands for, don't you?

Look, to put it in simple terms: He's a democracy hating communist. Every single Venezuelan journalist that has spoken or written recently against is administration has either been locked up, found dead or just simply disappeared, all for speaking out on his mission for turning Venezuela from a democracy to a dictatorship. And this is just the tip of the iceberg.

He was democratically elected so obviously his people support him. Killing him could start a war.

Also, its possible even the president would not be aware of such a black op as assassinating the president of another country.

Yep, that's the attitude to take Tito, the USA should just assassinate them! Who cares if they're in such a position that their death would create monumental controversy and further destabilize the situation.

Sometimes you got to fight fire with fire. Otherwise, rolling over and getting your ass kicked is the only other option left. Like it or not, this is the way the real world works.

Anyway, I don't think any real action is ever going to happen between the United States and Venezuela. Hugo Chavez is just a talker, likes to blow a lot of hot air, he does not have it in him to really start something big with the U.S. Right now, Venezuela his having some civil and economical problems which are so serious, they are actually threatening his hold on power.

If he ever gets removed from office, either he be banished from the country or killed on the spot, it would most likely be done by his own people, not the U.S. government.

Smells like some serious contradiction in here.

Ohhhhhhh my,.....if it's not one thing, it's the other. There's just no winning sometimes. Oh well, I will drop it here, I'm done.

You know, that's how the first world war got started.
Just sayin'.

I'm only pointing out that you managed to backflip on your own argument in one post.

If you're going to make a claim as bold as "we should assassinate the president of another country", you might want to prepare an argument that actually makes sense.

Because killing him (fighting fire with fire, as you put it) before he disrespects your country through lousy press again doesn't make a whole lot of it, to me.

Chavez has always been an idiot... Believe me i was born in Colombia, and by God! he hates us!