Journal #6532

Posted 14 years ago2010-05-01 18:27:36 UTC
Notewell NotewellGIASFELFEBREHBER
So today we went up to the cottage to open it up, get the dock back where it's supposed to be (but the water level was too low, so we just tied it up nearby) and get water flowing in the pipes.
The thing I hate about the cottage is all the bugs- and the repellent didn't work too well. So, I've devised the JeffMOD Bug Repellent Rating System, or JBRRS. Here's the breakdown of the levels or effectiveness:

100% Effective: Experimental repellent issued to US soldiers in the Civil War of Minnesota. Of 2143.

Fairly Effective: Good for yard work for an extended period of time. If you don't mind the taste of bugs. RARE ITEM

Semi-Effective: You will experience blood loss, but it won't be fatal if you're only out for under 3 hours.

Barely Effective: Users may experience fatal or near fatal blood loss. COMMON ITEM

Non-Effective: Users may become the next Jimmy Hoffa, In terms of visibility.

4 Comments

Commented 14 years ago2010-05-01 21:13:41 UTC Comment #60602
wut
Commented 14 years ago2010-05-02 04:50:07 UTC Comment #60603
I think, yes.
Commented 14 years ago2010-05-02 06:20:34 UTC Comment #60604
Is the answer... Lasagne?
Commented 14 years ago2010-05-02 07:11:41 UTC Comment #60605
...It's called humour. Evidently failed.

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