Journal #6540

Posted 14 years ago2010-05-04 20:58:33 UTC
So last night I was out doing some serious drinking. It was pretty fun, until we decided to play basketball. We were just chillin' shooting some hoops when a couple of guys, they were up to no good, started making trouble in our neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said "your moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I begged and pleaded with her day after day, but she packed my suite case and sent me on my way. She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad, drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmm, this might be alright. I whisted for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought nah, forget it yo home to Bel-Air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight I yelled to the cabbie yo home, smell you later! Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

4 Comments

Commented 14 years ago2010-05-04 21:27:07 UTC Comment #52581
You did it wrong. You're supposed to tell a really long, engaging story, and near the end cut in with Bel Air.

I mean, really. You didn't even try.
Commented 14 years ago2010-05-04 21:56:30 UTC Comment #52580
Seriously dude. You can't just leap right into the song like that. Didn't you ever read that fake newspaper article?
Commented 14 years ago2010-05-05 15:53:03 UTC Comment #52583
Yeah, this was pretty gay.
Commented 14 years ago2010-05-05 20:24:45 UTC Comment #52582
I was really off my rocker when I wrote this, so my brain couldn't actually compute a real story. If I really wanted to, I could go re-do it now. But looking back, this is just too laughable, so I'll keep it here, like this, so I can laugh at myself in my stupor state.

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