Journal #6791

So I was reading someone's journal today and in the comments someone mentioned cocks. And this reminded me of a Half Life mod I just played, called "Adam". That's because in this mod you play an extraterrestrial person called "Adam" who masquerades as some scientist called "Gordon Freeman". Premise is, you are from an extraterrestrial planet whose name escapes me, and your government is threatened by a dumb planet called earth, who with their NOD stealth technology may invade your home planet at any time. Your planet is an ideal society with no social classes, money, etc, etc. And the primitive evils of Earth may threaten your home planet and its ideal way of life.

So your home planet governing council chooses you, Adam, to travel back in time using lambda logos to assassinate the scientist responsible for developing the NOD stealth technology. So far, the storyline is certainly pretty interesting.

THE HIGHLIGHT OF THIS MOD IS ITS R-rating. Remember that woman in the shower from Azure sheep that you noclipped into just to peep at? Well, peep no further. At several points in this mod, you get to see these shameless women giving handjobs to soldiers. The soldiers enjoy it so much that they don't bother shooting you even if they see you. And for the love of all that's holy, don't shoot the soldiers when they are getting high off the handjobs being given to them.

Now it's seldom that a mod would feature handjobs, but that's not the best part about this mod. This mod has, relative to the 400 other mods I've played, one of the best storylines I've seen in a while.

The maps are not too impressive. One map consisted of you at the top of a large room with crisscrossing ducts, with grunts at the bottom that you can pick off with your glock. Not too good. So I guess, this mod hangs off its near-shock value to make it memorable. If you actually want to try this mod, I seriously hope that it isn't because you are a perv.

P.S. For your own sake. DO NOT TYPE THIRDPERSON IN THE CONSOLE