Journal #6992

Posted 13 years ago2011-01-18 20:00:49 UTC
The long-awaited sequel to Half-Life Cliff Notes is finally here!

BLUE SHIFT CLIFF NOTES
By 2muchvideogames

LIVING QUARTERS INBOUND
Barney rides the tram into the bowels of Black Mesa.

INSECURITY
Barney arrives to find that just about everything in the facility is broken. Including the elevator that he's in.

DUTY CALLS
Barney wades thru rusty canals poaching innocent animals.

CAPTIVE FREIGHT
Barney comes across US Marines who were secretly exporting scientists in large shipping containers to foreign countries.

FOCAL POINT
Rosenberg sends Barney to the border world to collect the skins of alien lifeforms which can be sold for a handsome profit.

POWER STRUGGLE
Barney takes 3 hours to figure out the puzzle near the coolant bay.

A LEAP OF FAITH
Barney discovers that turning a steam valve and pressing a button is all it takes to successfully operate a massive prototype teleportation machine.

DELIVERANCE
Barney escapes from Black Mesa, but he realizes deep within his heart that he will always be a security guard, one way or another. To that end, he becomes a mall security guard until the Combine took over Earth. From there he joins Civil Protection, which, much to his pleasant surprise, is actually the equivalent of a Combine Security Guard. Barney ponders if he can actually do something useful for society in the near future...

3 Comments

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-18 21:22:39 UTC Comment #63213
.....wa?
Commented 13 years ago2011-01-19 08:51:42 UTC Comment #63211
Where's Adrian's story?
Commented 13 years ago2011-01-19 18:01:10 UTC Comment #63212
I will do op4 soon, but not decay because I couldn't finish it

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