Journal #7174

A short little mod, I have just played. Meth-life, its name is.

A purple-shirted African-American security guard, you are. Gordon Gluesniffer, your name is. Packin' heat, you will be. Employed by secret American government drug cartels, you have been. But first, training, you shall undergo.

Blocky, simplistic, and boring architecture, you will witness. Forgive that, I have, because mere training, it is. Provided grenades and firearms, you shall be. Practice using them on not-so-innocent persons, you can. Advised by a reskinned G-man hologram, you will be. Then over, the training is.

Once training is over, at Area 51, you shall arrive. Waiting for you, the reskinned G-man is. Enter the complex, you will. But, unfortunately, exist, the next map does not. And so, crash, your computer will. Back to desktop, you shall be. And then, bin this mod, you will. And, stay away from drugs, you shall, for the rest of your life.