Journal #8070 by satchmo

rufee

Commented 11 years ago2012-12-26 08:23:02 UTC Comment #48311

Is it normal size or smaller ?

Trapt

Commented 11 years ago2012-12-26 13:54:00 UTC Comment #48305

does it shoot portals?

Habboi

Commented 11 years ago2012-12-26 14:30:30 UTC Comment #48306

Real mature Trapt...I think the real question you should be asking is whether it is powered by a potato or lemon.

satchmo

Commented 11 years ago2012-12-26 16:05:53 UTC Comment #48307

It's a miniature portal device, specifically designed for young testers.

My son is the one who figured out how to shoot a blue portal and an orange portal.

Dimbeak

Commented 11 years ago2012-12-26 17:00:15 UTC Comment #48312

Not a smart move, man. Your kid'll start testing, and testing, and testing, and pretty soon you won't be able to get him to stop. Trust me, this has happened to kids a lot with our new Portal technology. He'll never stop doing tests until they kill him.

satchmo

Commented 11 years ago2012-12-26 21:23:19 UTC Comment #48308

. . . unless he stops GLaDOS first.

Captain Terror

Commented 11 years ago2012-12-26 21:40:00 UTC Comment #48310

Scott's pose is priceless! needs orange jumpsuit pajamas and leg thingies to complete it, and you can build him some puzzles in the backyard =)

Soup Miner

Commented 11 years ago2012-12-27 03:29:39 UTC Comment #48304

Adorable. I didn't even know they made these.

Skals

Commented 11 years ago2012-12-28 21:55:27 UTC Comment #48309

That's an awesome portal gun. Your son will probably grow up to be quite intelligent. But you must make sure to not force him into doing anything he doesn't want to do, well it goes without saying

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Journal #8070

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