Journal #8239

Posted 11 years ago2013-09-02 08:34:02 UTC
I wanna ask you, guys, to point me to some big salary, online job. Real big salary. And the job MUST be real, not just a spam/scam or anything like this fake shit. Anyway, I may sound silly, but I want to buy a Lamborghini Gallardo. $166000 at best, you know what I'm sayin' now... Gotta get the cash quickly. I just don't wanna buy it when I'm too old to drive it!!!

12 Comments

Commented 11 years ago2013-09-02 09:03:30 UTC Comment #67165
Surely if anyone knew of such a job, they'd have already taken it themselves =P
Commented 11 years ago2013-09-02 09:12:30 UTC Comment #67169
Its easy!

1. Find an parked Lamborghini Gallardo
2. Take out your crowbar
3. Disable the lock on the door
4. Hardwire the car
5. Violla! Drive away.

If that fails, follow these steps:

1. Place your left foot in front of your right foot
2. Place your right foot in front of your left foot
3. Repeat as fast as you can.
Commented 11 years ago2013-09-02 12:47:58 UTC Comment #67159
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Commented 11 years ago2013-09-02 18:08:31 UTC Comment #67167
Why taking up a job, when you can go to www.freeonlinecasino.ru/download.php and make millions with a tiny investment!
Commented 11 years ago2013-09-02 19:07:04 UTC Comment #67166
Lol @ Disco.
Commented 11 years ago2013-09-03 10:40:54 UTC Comment #67161
Freelance programmer
http://www.freelancer.com/work/freelance-plc-programming/1/

Tell you what dude, if you get into the Automation industry, and you know your shit, you are SUPER VALUABLE!

Some of these programming packages cost $10,000-$50,000. That's a huge initial investment, but they're no more different than the $200 packages. The thing is, these big companies don't want to invest that much in a single-time use thing, so they hire 3rd party contractors to do programming for them. Your client specs and buys the hardware, you show up on site with your Lambo and Laptop and type type type type DONE.

Learn to master the $200 systems, and then take a bank-loan to get the better sofware suite.

Its the equivalent of making the Wal-mart t-shirts, vs Polo Ralph Lauren.
They both get the job done, but the name-brand is more recognizable and has subtle advantages - such as higher quality and the name-brand recognizably.

So if you HAVE the name brand programming packages, and you HAVE work experience, and you know your shit... you can work as a freelance programmer, setting your own hours and wages.

$50/hr is cheap for any company, and your only overhead is travel costs, and the initial product investment which can be paid off in about 6mo working 40hrs/week.
After that its profit profit profit.

Get some big-name contracts in there, build some reputation, and your cost/hr can increase almost yearly...

My company does the same thing. We hire this dude out for $130/hr to program the bigger name PLCs. He shows up in his 2012 convertible corvette wearing flip flops and Khaki shorts. He's in and out in 3 Hours - pocketing $390...
Yeah - His life sucks.
Commented 11 years ago2013-09-04 03:06:34 UTC Comment #67168
PLCs are fun.
Commented 11 years ago2013-09-04 09:54:07 UTC Comment #67170
Well, thanks for the info! Freelance programmer - I might just try that...althrough Stojke gives the best solution (:D).
Commented 11 years ago2013-09-04 19:36:53 UTC Comment #67162
I do PLC's every day :)
Love my job
Commented 11 years ago2013-09-05 18:04:23 UTC Comment #67164
mp_startmoney 166000
sv_restart 1
Commented 11 years ago2013-09-06 02:41:34 UTC Comment #67160
Locate your nearest medical school.

Enroll.

Twelve years later, you'll become a doctor.

Ten years after becoming a doctor, you can probably afford the car.
Commented 11 years ago2013-09-06 13:14:32 UTC Comment #67163
After the student loans and headaches anyway

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