Journal #8467

Posted 10 years ago2014-11-16 21:40:02 UTC
I have an old phone. It's not very old, just old enough for updates to mess with it. On its own, it's a very good phone. It's robust and well-built, and it does what it has to do just fine. But throw software updates into the mix, and everything gets screwed up. Software updates are made for newer phones with much greater processing power, but they are too much for an oldish phone like this to keep up with. As a result, it can't do the number of things the apps expect it to do in a reasonable time and it freezes, hangs, or generally slows down so much that I want to throw it against the wall. Which I do, and I find it highly therapeutic when I've spent five minutes trying to text someone while seeing little more than a blank screen.

It's not that I use a lot of apps either, I'd say the only app I ever use is WhatsApp. But lately they've been making every update mandatory or else WhatsApp won't run, and with that update I also receive non-optional OS updates that take up a lot of space and a lot of processor time.

Today I wasn't feeling particularly patient so I threw it against the wall. This time, though, I watched it fall apart in pieces. It felt good for a minute until OH SHIT I STILL NEED TO TALK TO CLASSMATES AND I DON'T HAVE THEIR NUMBERS ELSEWHERE. So I had to pick up the phone, battery, back cover from the floor, take it apart and remove the broken pieces of its metal frame and then put it back together. It still works. All it has is a small scrape on the side.

I do feel it's a bit of a shame to mistreat it like that. It's a good, sturdy, robust, well-built phone, victim of inconsiderate software updates. If it weren't for apps and software updates, it could live for a lot longer than it will. It doesn't deserve this destiny, but this destiny has been forced upon it by the app devs.

Sorry, I just had to rant.

TL;DR: Software updates make smartass phone slow. I get frustrated and throw it against wall. Still works.

9 Comments

Commented 10 years ago2014-11-16 21:44:21 UTC Comment #62639
^ I have definitely "mistreated" my phones before, they are pretty tough! Except for the screens cracking they seem almost indestructible, especially with any kind of case.
Commented 10 years ago2014-11-16 23:06:11 UTC Comment #62642
If Android was instead an OS written in Assembly, I would probably be able to compute trajectories for satellites, control space ships, interpret telemeter data and possibly have a local AI that is sufficiently powerful to be able to run a small country - in 2 words, rocket science - on my S4.

But Android is a software developed by humans with the purpose of being useful and practical for as many people as possible.

Your old phone is just a small collateral victim.

Try Cyanogen instead.
Commented 10 years ago2014-11-16 23:32:29 UTC Comment #62643
Too old even for Cyanogen. There isn't a release for this model.
Commented 10 years ago2014-11-16 23:34:05 UTC Comment #62640
Kill it with fire! =P
Commented 10 years ago2014-11-17 13:33:00 UTC Comment #62637
I recommend a used Galaxy S3. Then put Cyanogen on it.
You can probably grab a Used / Refurb for $100-$150(USD) since they're 2 gens old now.
Commented 10 years ago2014-11-17 18:29:03 UTC Comment #62644
If only I had $150. I'll still bear that in mind.

While we're at it, I've always wondered: WHAT does Cyanogen do, exactly? Because I pretty much only read "it's better" but I don't recall finding specific reasons for it. What does it do that I want?
Commented 10 years ago2014-11-18 17:06:14 UTC Comment #62638
Cyanogen is Android. Plain and simple. But it's customized for layout, look and functionality per phone and really, per developer.

It's nice for Samsungs because samsung likes to put a lot of bloatware on the phone. So when you go with Cyanogen, it's a barebones system, like an OEM install of Windows. Whatever is on there is put on there by you and you alone.
Commented 10 years ago2014-11-19 05:08:07 UTC Comment #62641
I like my droid Razr M because it fits in the small pocket of my jeans, otherwise I agree you should get the S3. (droid razr m also has a fabulous camera, but I suppose most phones do nowadays)
Commented 10 years ago2014-11-20 01:48:24 UTC Comment #62645
Yeah I like this phone because it's small. Newer phones not only are pretty much only a huge screen that doesn't fit in any of my pockets, they're also much thinner and that sounds like a weakness to me.

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