Journal #8476 by Striker

Striker

Posted 9 years ago2014-12-01 20:35:37 UTC

StrikerI forgot to check the oil pressure

So I discovered something really cool in the kitchen. Was cleaning the stove of dried cooking oil and what not, and took out the stove grate and burner parts. I thought: "Hmm, I wonder how the flame would burn without those parts...". It's a fucking rocket! Instant bunsen burner.
This is so fun, must try one more ti

Alabastor_Twob

Commented 9 years ago2014-12-01 21:16:04 UTC Comment #58471

I don't know if it's intentional or not but the cut off word at the end makes this journal hilarious.

Bruce

Commented 9 years ago2014-12-02 03:15:12 UTC Comment #58473

i think hes dead

Strider

Commented 9 years ago2014-12-02 04:54:30 UTC Comment #58468

On his way to the moon.

Commented 9 years ago2014-12-02 07:41:37 UTC Comment #58467

Kerbal Space Program!

DiscoStu

Commented 9 years ago2014-12-02 09:45:53 UTC Comment #58474

Safety first: Wear rubber gloves!

Jessie

Commented 9 years ago2014-12-02 10:59:12 UTC Comment #58469

Hi strong bad. This is Trevor from Hampden Maine and I was wondering if you could teach me how to be as awesome as you. I am a vampire and

Captain Terror

Commented 9 years ago2014-12-03 01:15:27 UTC Comment #58472

Hi strong bad. This is Trevor from Hampden Maine and I was wondering if you could teach me how to be as awesome as you. I am a vampire and

Jessie

Commented 9 years ago2014-12-04 23:13:05 UTC Comment #58470

And what? That's it? I'm a vampire and here's a million dollars...or I'm a vampire and here's your own spaceship... I mean what the f— Oh no, I get it. THEY GOT HIM!!! Somebody stuck him with a stake through the heart! Oh, this is so sad! Oh Trevor, I pine for you.

Journal #8476

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