Journal #8591
Posted 9 years ago2015-08-11 15:01:45 UTC
Breaking news, I am in Lanzarote on holiday. It is warm and sunny, and there are penis bottle openers in every shop.
More on this story as it develops.
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On the off chance that any TWHLers look this journal up in future before holidaying in Lanzarote, I would recommend Groucho Pub in Puerto del Carmen, if you happen to be staying nearby. It's a pleasant place to spend an evening, and the music is good.
More on this story as it develops.
[Edit]
On the off chance that any TWHLers look this journal up in future before holidaying in Lanzarote, I would recommend Groucho Pub in Puerto del Carmen, if you happen to be staying nearby. It's a pleasant place to spend an evening, and the music is good.
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The funny thing is, they all have slight differences. These were hand carved. It's somebody's job to carve dicks.
I've only been on the Canary Islands for a grand total of about 4 hours. It was a refuelling stop for the plane