Journal #8591

Posted 5 years ago2015-08-11 15:01:45 UTC
Alabastor_Twob Alabastor_Twobformerly TJB
Breaking news, I am in Lanzarote on holiday. It is warm and sunny, and there are penis bottle openers in every shop.
More on this story as it develops.
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On the off chance that any TWHLers look this journal up in future before holidaying in Lanzarote, I would recommend Groucho Pub in Puerto del Carmen, if you happen to be staying nearby. It's a pleasant place to spend an evening, and the music is good.

5 Comments

Commented 5 years ago2015-08-11 16:07:21 UTC Comment #54638
What a dick move.
Commented 5 years ago2015-08-11 21:13:54 UTC Comment #54635
Possibly NSFW
The funny thing is, they all have slight differences. These were hand carved. It's somebody's job to carve dicks.
Commented 5 years ago2015-08-11 21:28:34 UTC Comment #54637
Popular destination with Brits.

I've only been on the Canary Islands for a grand total of about 4 hours. It was a refuelling stop for the plane :P
Commented 5 years ago2015-08-11 21:35:10 UTC Comment #54636
And the Germans apparently, judging by the languages the signs are in.
Commented 5 years ago2015-08-18 19:17:12 UTC Comment #54639
I've been in Lanzarote. Lived near the airport for 2 weeks. It was AWESOME! Though at autumn Canary islands are filled with elderly Germans (I don't mind it, it's just strange - in Lithuania elderly people just don't travel at all)

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