Journal #8591

Posted 7 years ago2015-08-11 15:01:45 UTC
Alabastor_Twob Alabastor_Twobformerly TJB
Breaking news, I am in Lanzarote on holiday. It is warm and sunny, and there are penis bottle openers in every shop.
More on this story as it develops.
On the off chance that any TWHLers look this journal up in future before holidaying in Lanzarote, I would recommend Groucho Pub in Puerto del Carmen, if you happen to be staying nearby. It's a pleasant place to spend an evening, and the music is good.


Commented 7 years ago2015-08-11 16:07:21 UTC Comment #54638
What a dick move.
Commented 7 years ago2015-08-11 21:13:54 UTC Comment #54635
Possibly NSFW
The funny thing is, they all have slight differences. These were hand carved. It's somebody's job to carve dicks.
Commented 7 years ago2015-08-11 21:28:34 UTC Comment #54637
Popular destination with Brits.

I've only been on the Canary Islands for a grand total of about 4 hours. It was a refuelling stop for the plane :P
Commented 7 years ago2015-08-11 21:35:10 UTC Comment #54636
And the Germans apparently, judging by the languages the signs are in.

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