Journal #904

Holy shit. I'm picking these at random and it's been two Ant journals >.>

No, sorry, I can't be assed making this shit up. Odds are no-one'll even ever see it. Apologies. Make your own crap up if you want to.

Well, damn. I'm disappointed.

It's probably better that you hadn't revealed your plan, as it seems the Dangerously Intelligent Meme Bot for Assessing Ritten Kontent has discovered the trail of breadcrumbs. It has notified Penguinboy, who has unleashed the next phase of his operation, the Dastardly Inhuman Member Breaker which Erases And Kills.

As you can see from the name of the first iteration, PB has atrocious spelling. Now that the hunt has begun, we can only hope that his spelling mistakes have extended to the code that governs it. If all goes well, D.I.M.B.E.A.K. will encounter a fatal error and shut down.

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#######BOOTING SYSTEM####################
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D. I. M. B. E. A. K. IS NOW ACTIVE

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/DATASPACE IS LIMITED//////////////////
/SYSTEM WILL RUN ON JOURNAL CODE///////

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(S. S. G.) INITIALIZED

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ACCESSING DATABASE...
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PRIORITY TARGET #1
James 'Archie' Archibald

COLLECTED DATA:
Creator of The Core.
Mostly harmless to purposes of operation.

SUITABLE STATEMENT GENERATOR (SSG):
'Hey Archie, I have a question about making films.'
'Hey Archie, looks at this meme.'

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PRIORITY TARGET #2
'Penguinboy'

COLLECTED DATA:
Dade.

SUITABLE STATEMENT GENERATOR (SSG):
'They're onto us, boss.'

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PRIORITY TARGET #3
'Jessie'

COLLECTED DATA:
Definitely onto us.

SUITABLE STATEMENT GENERATOR (SSG):
'Well, damn. I'm disappointed.'
'You will either join the assimilation, or you will be erased and killed.'

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@@@!!ERROR#
@@@!!DATASPACE IS LIMITED#
@@@!!RELOCATNG TO JOURNAL 1515#

END PROGRAM...

I don't remember where I left the trail that led here =(