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To use the program "Girls" you need to download a "Life."

"Life" is a program that once you get it, it sucks. When you run the program "Girls" it procedes to remove money from your banking account and gives you a false sense of security.

Some "Girls" downloads come with nasty viruses, such as Syphillis, which once gotten, cannot be gotten rid of.

While some "Girls" versions are free, many require a starter fee known as "The first date." This proceeds to "The third date." If you still have money in your account, "Girls" will "upgrade" into "Fiancee."

Be forewarned, if you get "Girls" via a sharing service, they may lose bits of information en-route. Some refer to these missing bits as "Teeth" or "Intellegence points."

Once the "Fiancee" programs is updated, it becomes "Wife.exe." Wife.exe will usually do your laundry, make your food and clean your house. Assuming you treat it as any other program, it will sense your dismay and uninstall itself from you in a process called "Divorce." In the uninstallation, you will lose your house, car and children for reasons unknown. This leaves you back to square 1. Reinstall "Girls" and complete the process again.

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NOTE: This is meant in the context of a joke and is not meant to offend any certain "programs" out there.

So true Srry, so true...

Thanks a lot Muzzleflash, it works now.

And it wasn't confusing at all...

I did. It doesn't tell me anything on how to fix it.

I get no errors with alt+p, I don't have any leaks, and my map is far from complex as it only is a badly done APC with a func_tankrocket mounted up top.

Accidental double post

I have the ZHLT tools and now I get a "LoadPortals: not a portal file" error. And it's still not pre-caching the file.

My compile report:

** Executing...
** Command: Change Directory
** Parameters: "C:Program FilesSteamsteamappsaaronseyerhalf-life"

** Executing...
** Command: C:PROGRA~1VALVEH~1toolshlcsg.exe
** Parameters: "c:documents and settingsusermy documentsonslaught"

hlcsg v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
--- BEGIN hlcsg ---
Command line: C:PROGRA~1VALVEH~1toolshlcsg.exe "c:documents and settingsusermy documentsonslaught"
Entering c:documents and settingsusermy documentsonslaught.map

Current hlcsg Settings
Name | Setting | Default
--------------------|-----------|------------------------
threads [ 1 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
max lighting memory [ 6291456 ] [ 6291456 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
null texture stripping[ on ] [ on ]
clipnode economy mode [ on ] [ on ]
clip hull type [ legacy ] [ legacy ]
onlyents [ off ] [ off ]
wadtextures [ on ] [ on ]
skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
nullfile [ None ] [ None ]
min surface area [ 0.500 ] [ 0.500 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]

Using mapfile wad configuration
Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]

0 brushes (totalling 0 sides) discarded from clipping hulls
CreateBrush:
10%...30%...40%...50%...60%...80%...90%... (0.06 seconds)
SetModelCenters:
50%... (0.00 seconds)
CSGBrush:
20%...40%...60%...80%... (0.31 seconds)

Using Wadfile: documents and settingsusermy documentshalflife.wad

• Contains 21 used textures, 100.00 percent of map (3116 textures in wad)

Texture usage is at 0.14 mb (of 4.00 mb MAX)
0.63 seconds elapsed

--- END hlcsg ---

** Executing...
** Command: C:PROGRA~1VALVEH~1toolshlbsp.exe
** Parameters: "c:documents and settingsusermy documentsonslaught"

hlbsp v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
--- BEGIN hlbsp ---
Command line: C:PROGRA~1VALVEH~1toolshlbsp.exe "c:documents and settingsusermy documentsonslaught"

Current hlbsp Settings
Name | Setting | Default
------------------|-----------|------------------------
threads [ 1 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
nofill [ off ] [ off ]
noopt [ off ] [ off ]
null tex. stripping [ on ] [ on ]
notjunc [ off ] [ off ]
subdivide size [ 240 ] [ 240 ] (Min 64) (Max 512)
max node size [ 1024 ] [ 1024 ] (Min 64) (Max 8192)

SolidBSP [hull 0] 249 (0.05 seconds)
BSP generation successful, writing portal file 'c:documents and settingsusermy documentsonslaught.prt'
SolidBSP [hull 1] 210 (0.02 seconds)
SolidBSP [hull 2] 195 (0.02 seconds)
SolidBSP [hull 3] 284 (0.03 seconds)
0.45 seconds elapsed

--- END hlbsp ---

** Executing...
** Command: C:PROGRA~1VALVEH~1toolsvis.exe
** Parameters: "c:documents and settingsusermy documentsonslaught"

vis.exe v1.3 (Dec 30 1998)
-- vis --
1 thread(s)

********** ERROR **********
LoadPortals: not a portal file

** Executing...
** Command: C:PROGRA~1VALVEH~1toolshlrad.exe
** Parameters: "c:documents and settingsusermy documentsonslaught"

hlrad v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
--- BEGIN hlrad ---
Command line: C:PROGRA~1VALVEH~1toolshlrad.exe "c:documents and settingsusermy documentsonslaught"

= Current hlrad Settings =
Name | Setting | Default
-------------------|---------------------|------------------------
threads [ 1 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
max lighting memory [ 6291456 ] [ 6291456 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

vismatrix algorithm [ Original ] [ Original ]
oversampling (-extra)[ off ] [ off ]
bounces [ 1 ] [ 1 ]
bounce dynamic light [ on ] [ on ]
ambient light [ 0.000 0.000 0.000 ] [ 0.000 0.000 0.000 ]
maximum light [ 255.000 ] [ 256.000 ]
circus mode [ off ] [ off ]

smoothing threshold [ 50.000 ] [ 50.000 ]
direct threshold [ 25.000 ] [ 25.000 ]
direct light scale [ 2.000 ] [ 2.000 ]
coring threshold [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]
patch interpolation [ on ] [ on ]

texscale [ on ] [ on ]
patch subdividing [ on ] [ on ]
chop value [ 64.000 ] [ 64.000 ]
texchop value [ 32.000 ] [ 32.000 ]

global fade [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]
global falloff [ 2 ] [ 2 ]
global light scale [ 1.000 1.000 1.000 ] [ 1.000 1.000 1.000 ]
global gamma [ 0.500 0.500 0.500 ] [ 0.500 0.500 0.500 ]
global light scale [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]
global sky diffusion [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]

opaque entities [ on ] [ on ]
sky lighting fix [ on ] [ on ]
incremental [ off ] [ off ]
dump [ off ] [ off ]

colour jitter [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ] [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ]
monochromatic jitter [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ] [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ]
softlight hack [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 ] [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 ]
diffuse hack [ on ] [ on ]
spotlight points [ on ] [ on ]

custom shadows with bounce light

[               off ] [               off ]

rgb transfers [ off ] [ off ]

[Reading texlights from 'C:PROGRA~1VALVEH~1toolslights.rad']
[1 texlights parsed from 'C:PROGRA~1VALVEH~1toolslights.rad']

Warning: No vis information, direct lighting only.
633 faces
Create Patches : 4489 base patches
0 opaque faces
64905 square feet [9346321.00 square inches]
1 direct lights

BuildFacelights:
10%...20%...30%...40%...50%...60%...70%...80%...90%... (5.47 seconds)
FinalLightFace:
10%...20%...30%...40%...50%...60%...70%...80%...90%... (0.05 seconds)
5.83 seconds elapsed

--- END hlrad ---

** Executing...
** Command: Copy File
** Parameters: "c:documents and settingsusermy documentsonslaught.bsp" "C:Program FilesSteamsteamappsaaronseyerhalf-lifevalveonslaught.bsp"

** Executing...
** Command: Copy File
** Parameters: "c:documents and settingsusermy documentsonslaught.pts" "C:Program FilesSteamsteamappsaaronseyerhalf-lifevalveonslaught.pts"

** Executing...
** Command: C:PROGRA~1SteamSTEAMA~1AARONS~1HALF-L~1hl.exe
** Parameters: +map "onslaught" -dev -console

Oh, I misunderstood. Thank Srry, I'm going to to do that now.

I'm easily confused

Srry - They applications ran but they didn't do anything from what I can tell.

The Hunter - Even after reading that, I have no idea whatsoever on what I need to look for.

Elon Yariv - No, it's directly in the middle of the map.

Muzzleflash - Already downloaded it. Downloaded it again and ran all the applications but to no avail.

** Executing...
** Command: Change Directory
** Parameters: "C:Program FilesSteamsteamappsaaronseyerhalf-life"

** Executing...
** Command: C:PROGRA~1VALVEH~1toolsqcsg.exe
** Parameters: "c:documents and settingsusermy documentsbattlegrounds"

qcsg.exe v2.8 (Jan 31 2000)
-- qcsg --
entering c:documents and settingsusermy documentsbattlegrounds.map
CreateBrush: 0...Entity 0, Brush 4: A 'Unknown Class' @(0,0,0)

outside world(+/-4096): (-4097, -1642, -284)-(-389,-1637,837)

Entity 0, Brush 4: A 'Unknown Class' @(0,0,0)

outside world(+/-4096): (-4113, -1658, -320)-(-373,-1621,873)

Entity 0, Brush 4: A 'Unknown Class' @(0,0,0)

outside world(+/-4096): (-4129, -1674, -316)-(-357,-1605,869)

Entity 0, Brush 4: A 'Unknown Class' @(0,0,0)

outside world(+/-4096): (-4113, -1658, -302)-(-373,-1621,855)

Entity 0, Brush 5: A 'Unknown Class' @(0,0,0)

outside world(+/-4096): (-4097, 2218, -284)-(-389,2223,837)

Entity 0, Brush 5: A 'Unknown Class' @(0,0,0)

outside world(+/-4096): (-4113, 2202, -320)-(-373,2239,873)

Entity 0, Brush 5: A 'Unknown Class' @(0,0,0)

outside world(+/-4096): (-4129, 2186, -316)-(-357,2255,869)

Entity 0, Brush 5: A 'Unknown Class' @(0,0,0)

outside world(+/-4096): (-4113, 2202, -302)-(-373,2239,855)

Entity 0, Brush 7: A 'Unknown Class' @(0,0,0)

outside world(+/-4096): (-4100, -1642, -284)-(-4097,2223,837)

Entity 0, Brush 7: A 'Unknown Class' @(0,0,0)

outside world(+/-4096): (-4116, -1658, -320)-(-4081,2239,873)

Entity 0, Brush 7: A 'Unknown Class' @(0,0,0)

outside world(+/-4096): (-4132, -1674, -316)-(-4065,2255,869)

Entity 0, Brush 7: A 'Unknown Class' @(0,0,0)

outside world(+/-4096): (-4116, -1658, -302)-(-4081,2239,855)

Entity 0, Brush 8: A 'Unknown Class' @(0,0,0)

outside world(+/-4096): (-4100, -1642, -286)-(-386,2223,-284)

Entity 0, Brush 8: A 'Unknown Class' @(0,0,0)

outside world(+/-4096): (-4116, -1658, -322)-(-370,2239,-248)

Entity 0, Brush 8: A 'Unknown Class' @(0,0,0)

outside world(+/-4096): (-4132, -1674, -318)-(-354,2255,-252)

Entity 0, Brush 8: A 'Unknown Class' @(0,0,0)

outside world(+/-4096): (-4116, -1658, -304)-(-370,2239,-266)

Entity 0, Brush 9: A 'Unknown Class' @(0,0,0)

outside world(+/-4096): (-4100, -1642, 837)-(-386,2223,839)

Entity 0, Brush 9: A 'Unknown Class' @(0,0,0)

outside world(+/-4096): (-4116, -1658, 801)-(-370,2239,875)

Entity 0, Brush 9: A 'Unknown Class' @(0,0,0)

outside world(+/-4096): (-4132, -1674, 805)-(-354,2255,871)

Entity 0, Brush 9: A 'Unknown Class' @(0,0,0)

outside world(+/-4096): (-4116, -1658, 819)-(-370,2239,857)

1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...Entity 18, Brush 0: A 'func_wall' @(0,0,0) has a coplanar plane at (-2920, -80, -100), texture GLASSBLUE2
Entity 18, Brush 0: A 'func_wall' @(0,0,0)

outside world(+/-4096): (-8230, -9000, -100)-(-2920,9000,4137)

Entity 18, Brush 0: A 'func_wall' @(0,0,0)

outside world(+/-4096): (-8246, -9016, -136)-(-2903,9016,4172)

Entity 18, Brush 0: A 'func_wall' @(0,0,0)

outside world(+/-4096): (-8262, -9032, -132)-(-2887,9032,4168)

Entity 18, Brush 0: A 'func_wall' @(0,0,0)

outside world(+/-4096): (-8246, -9016, -118)-(-2903,9016,4154)

(0)
CSGBrush: 0...1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9... (0)
Using WAD File: documents and settingsusermy documentshalflife.wad
added 9 additional animating textures.

0 seconds elapsed

** Executing...
** Command: C:PROGRA~1VALVEH~1toolsqbsp2.exe
** Parameters: "c:documents and settingsusermy documentsbattlegrounds"

qbsp2.exe v2.2 (Dec 28 1998)
-- qbsp2 --
writing c:documents and settingsusermy documentsbattlegrounds.prt

********** ERROR **********
nummarkfaces == MAX_LEAF_FACES

** Executing...
** Command: C:PROGRA~1VALVEH~1toolsvis.exe
** Parameters: "c:documents and settingsusermy documentsbattlegrounds"

vis.exe v1.3 (Dec 30 1998)
-- vis --
1 thread(s)
223 portalleafs
691 numportals
BasePortalVis: 0...1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9... (0)
LeafThread: 0...1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9... (21)
average leafs visible: 85
visdatasize:5808 compressed from 6244
21.0 seconds elapsed

** Executing...
** Command: C:PROGRA~1VALVEH~1toolsqrad.exe
** Parameters: "c:documents and settingsusermy documentsbattlegrounds"

** Executing...
** Command: Copy File
** Parameters: "c:documents and settingsusermy documentsbattlegrounds.bsp" "C:Program FilesSteamsteamappsaaronseyerhalf-lifevalvemapsbattlegrounds.bsp"

** Executing...
** Command: Copy File
** Parameters: "c:documents and settingsusermy documentsbattlegrounds.pts" "C:Program FilesSteamsteamappsaaronseyerhalf-lifevalvemapsbattlegrounds.pts"

** Executing...
** Command: C:PROGRA~1SteamSTEAMA~1AARONS~1HALF-L~1hl.exe
** Parameters: +map "battlegrounds" -dev -console

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-6/1189560/hammer1.JPG

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-6/1189560/hammer2.JPG

There you go.

I get the error "Host_Error: no precache: *1"

I have no idea how to fix it. I've tried recompiling, I've tried installing ZDHL (Or whatever it is) and that hasn't even come up. I'm stumped.