Proppa Story #1 - The Beginning [closed]
Created 19 years ago2005-04-20 12:43:39 UTC by
Archie
Created 19 years ago2005-04-20 12:43:39 UTC by
Archie
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-24 07:15:57 UTC
Post #105608
the bath with margeret thatcher
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-24 09:31:51 UTC
Post #105626
and Knight of the Garter, John Major
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-24 15:38:54 UTC
Post #105715
who was utterly confused from the on-going story made a vow to never eat small children again.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-24 17:42:56 UTC
Post #105749
In the meantime, Jeffrey had noticed that his son wasn't in his bed. He let out a primal scream of fury and ran out into the night. As he approached Bill Clintons house, he noticed that a man dressed entierly in black was eyeing him.
-Why the hell are you staring at me?! Said Jeffrey, standing in his underwear.
The man laughed and said:
-Why the hell are you staring at me?! Said Jeffrey, standing in his underwear.
The man laughed and said:
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-24 18:50:33 UTC
Post #105757
You have a very small penis.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-25 03:00:35 UTC
Post #105782
That was too much for Jeffrey. His mission was clear now. he would go back in time and kill the bitch who gave him a son.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-25 10:20:26 UTC
Post #105796
His Journey took him across the land of Texas, where upon he discovered an old gas station. He went inside, tapping his fingers on the counter. Soon, an old man stepped out from the back room and
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-25 10:54:29 UTC
Post #105800
lowered his shotgun at Jeffery. "Git off my land, varmint!!1!~" (Yes, tilde and all) he declared gruffly. Although he didn't have intent on leaving, a blast of buckshot to the head quickly influenced his decision. Stumbling out into the desert, Jeffrey decided to
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-25 10:57:51 UTC
Post #105801
slowly piece his destroyed head together
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-25 12:07:00 UTC
Post #105810
it was then he realised that he was no longer in his body. Instead he was over it, like in the third person view of his favourite game, Half-Life.
But something was wrong. his body wasnt moving. And he was floating slowly upwards. He was dead.
But something was wrong. his body wasnt moving. And he was floating slowly upwards. He was dead.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-25 12:28:31 UTC
Post #105814
A Sheriff quickly arrived at the scene. Instead of reporting the death he took aim at the floating body and fired. The recoil threw him backwards over his police jeep. The floating body twitched violently and out of control, and then slowly moved up towards space...
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-25 12:48:49 UTC
Post #105818
oooh poetic... almost
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-25 15:25:23 UTC
Post #105843
. As he went to the clouds, a 747 Jet clipped him. He then went spiralling towards the ground.
He thought he would hit the ground, but he just kept going.
As he was going ddown, he saw mole people. They were
He thought he would hit the ground, but he just kept going.
As he was going ddown, he saw mole people. They were
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-25 15:30:29 UTC
Post #105849
small and big, but
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-25 15:36:08 UTC
Post #105857
well endowed with sizeable man-meat truncheons...
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-25 15:40:26 UTC
Post #105858
time passed. He couldnt tell how long but graduallly to mole people began to get left behind. It was getting hotter.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-25 15:41:26 UTC
Post #105859
Much much hotter.
The mole people were getting naked
The mole people were getting naked
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-25 15:59:50 UTC
Post #105861
New York Subways were completely over-run by naked mole people, some still high on crack and others legless with white cider... And then
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-25 16:04:38 UTC
Post #105864
here comes the KKK. Ready to kill the black moles.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-26 11:56:24 UTC
Post #105941
..anyways... in hell.. AWAY from the naked mole people... ahem. Jeffrey met his son Billy.
"What the hell
"What the hell
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-26 12:33:04 UTC
Post #105956
Who was a Neo-Con
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-26 13:25:43 UTC
Post #105970
, Tony Blair's close friend,
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-26 13:48:22 UTC
Post #105978
He was also responsible for the fluoridation of drinking water, the ENRON scandel, and also acted as a Whitehouse 'callboy' during the Bill Clinton Presidential run. He lived
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-26 14:33:44 UTC
Post #105982
in a very small wooden hut that
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-26 14:39:59 UTC
Post #105983
acted as a decoy for his real residence, the Whitehouse. He was perhaps better known for his unique
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-26 15:02:30 UTC
Post #105985
talent of pretending to be someone else.
Some of his other personalities include
George Bush
Arnold Schwarstenegger.
Jahzel
JFK
and
The lion king
Some of his other personalities include
George Bush
Arnold Schwarstenegger.
Jahzel
JFK
and
The lion king
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-26 17:35:13 UTC
Post #106002
And Saddam Hussein. It was all a conspiracy, he had tricked the American people into war against Iraq in hopes of obtaining the sacred
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-26 19:03:49 UTC
Post #106012
ring of Brutanica. But he was so dumb that he even knew the ring didnt exist yet he still wanted it.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-26 19:42:31 UTC
Post #106017
So he went to the gas station and stole a twinkie.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-26 22:01:37 UTC
Post #106031
He later choked on the twinkie and had to go to the hospital.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-26 22:53:55 UTC
Post #106040
At the Hospital, he met a girl who had also choked on a twinkie.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-26 23:12:19 UTC
Post #106043
He realised that this girl was his long lost twin sister...
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-27 01:52:03 UTC
Post #106044
...which was rather unfortunate, seeing as any form of relations strictly beyond conversational ones were prohibited in all 50 states. He didn't mind, though, as he was growing bored of the drab hospital anyhow, and the next morning he tossed his alarm clock and his toothpaste into a handkerchief, tied it to a pole, and walked down the railroad tracks, humming a familar tune whic h was oddly reminiscent of...
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-27 02:49:18 UTC
Post #106048
Beethoven's Ninth
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-27 06:07:06 UTC
Post #106069
, the extended version. Without even thinking, he managed to stray into sasquatch territory. He
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-27 12:54:46 UTC
Post #106118
thought he was in Detroit... Wait.. is there any difference?
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-27 16:26:42 UTC
Post #106144
He saw an old cabin. Being the complete moron he was, he walked up to it.
(lame joke hunter)
(lame joke hunter)
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-27 16:36:24 UTC
Post #106149
he knocked on the door, in the following manner:
"knock knock, knock knock knock"
the man who answered the door was in fact, not a man, but a large, hairy, bowl of pasta in cheese sauce which had been left on the kitchen table for too long.
"knock knock, knock knock knock"
the man who answered the door was in fact, not a man, but a large, hairy, bowl of pasta in cheese sauce which had been left on the kitchen table for too long.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-27 16:45:21 UTC
Post #106152
At least, that was what he thought he saw, until his medication weared off. The large, hairy, bowl of pasta in cheese sauce which had been left on the kitchen table for too long turned out to be a man, about five foot tall, wearing a purple bowler hat. "Whudduya want?" Growled the man. "
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-27 16:46:59 UTC
Post #106153
It smelled of 1,000 armpits and 1,000,000 asses.
Jeffery immediatly passed out.
Jeffery immediatly passed out.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-27 17:02:28 UTC
Post #106163
As he passed out, he stumbled over and fell into the Salting Tub (whatever that was). The man in the purple blowler stepped backwards and growled like a frustrated dog. His growling was constant, it seemed to last for hours, and then days, and then weeks, and months...
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-27 17:03:26 UTC
Post #106164
but then Jeffery realised he died... again.
The growling was really a dog eating his body.
The growling was really a dog eating his body.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-28 13:09:28 UTC
Post #106269
the end
Chapter 2 starts shortly
"Jeffrey's time in hell"
Chapter 2 starts shortly
"Jeffrey's time in hell"
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