Never do this [closed] Created 19 years ago2005-05-12 15:23:20 UTC by BrattyLord BrattyLord

Created 19 years ago2005-05-12 15:23:20 UTC by BrattyLord BrattyLord

Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 15:23:20 UTC Post #109051
Never:

-Never spit into a fan

-Never pee into the wind

-Never shit into a gyser
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 15:38:55 UTC Post #109054
I'll make a note not to...
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 15:42:29 UTC Post #109055
Hmm... Smart...
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 15:56:44 UTC Post #109060
I leanred the first one a hard way.

But it wasnt a fan, i was on a roller coaster. ;)
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 16:05:08 UTC Post #109064
Never lie down and drink...
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 16:13:18 UTC Post #109071
Never stab yourself in the head with a breadknife...
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 16:17:43 UTC Post #109073
Some subtlety from the Welshman there :p.
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 16:21:30 UTC Post #109075
Heh, I could come up with pages of stuff you shouldn't do...stuff I found out from accepting dares from my friends.

I.e. Don't head but walls thinking it won't hurt, because boy does it hurt.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 16:45:09 UTC Post #109077
Don't attempt to do 2 backflips from 7 meters up into a pool...
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 17:08:55 UTC Post #109084
.... when the pool is very shallow.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 17:20:09 UTC Post #109088
Don't try it at all!! :D
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 17:28:46 UTC Post #109091
Never give yourself a thorough genital scrub with a hedgehog.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 17:46:07 UTC Post #109094
Never eat the yellow snow!
m0p m0pIllogical.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 17:55:28 UTC Post #109097
never use the carve or hollow tools with Hammer :
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 17:58:30 UTC Post #109098
Hollow will work fine as long as the object is box-shapped ;)
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 18:02:08 UTC Post #109099
never pee on an electrified fence...
Rimrook RimrookSince 2003
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 19:15:04 UTC Post #109107
Nor touch it at that!

Ouch!
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 20:34:50 UTC Post #109111
Never insert any body part into a pencil sharpener.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 20:36:58 UTC Post #109112
HAHA!!
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 21:03:17 UTC Post #109116
Never put any stickers on your penis. It's funny when you put it on, but not so funny anymore when you try to remove it. :zonked:
satchmo satchmo“Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better. -- Samuel Beckett”
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-12 21:20:59 UTC Post #109117
Dont use sunscreen to masturbate with. One of my friends did that and some got inside his willie and burned it and made him wet himself :lol:
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 02:25:00 UTC Post #109133
Haha....

'Daddy, my penis is burning.'
Trapt Traptlegend
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 03:06:33 UTC Post #109139
Dont let anyone slam your balls in the car Door.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 05:42:22 UTC Post #109149
ouch...
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 07:52:39 UTC Post #109163
Never use skys with seems like the hl1 city sky!
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 11:54:36 UTC Post #109200
I think you mean "seams" :).
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 11:55:53 UTC Post #109203
Elon Yariv: It's skies. Skies. Been annoyed at that.

Never jump off any tall object unless there's some form of liquid substance below.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 11:58:44 UTC Post #109206
Never.. umm.. eeer.. ah.. yea.
Unbreakable UnbreakableWindows 7.9 Rating!
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 11:58:56 UTC Post #109207
Never post pointless post! :P
Unbreakable UnbreakableWindows 7.9 Rating!
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 12:05:59 UTC Post #109209
Never lie to people because they check to see if you were telling the truth but they find out you lied so you earn yourself a slap :o

Never ever feel your balls when you glued art together...
Habboi HabboiSticky White Love Glue
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 12:07:59 UTC Post #109210
hahaha HiLaRiOuS :P
Unbreakable UnbreakableWindows 7.9 Rating!
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 13:00:54 UTC Post #109214
Dont use sunscreen to masturbate with
Hey, I tried that and it worked for me. You just gotta stay away from the cheaper brand of sunscreen.
satchmo satchmo“Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better. -- Samuel Beckett”
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 13:43:55 UTC Post #109218
Whatever happened to proper lubricant ;x?
RabidMonkey RabidMonkeymapmapmapfapmap
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 15:21:41 UTC Post #109225
never pick up RabidMonkey's nade
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 16:04:55 UTC Post #109242
oh and NEVER EVER say it was me that showed you the following pic -
User posted image
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 16:06:16 UTC Post #109243
Ha ha what a fake picture :)
It's that fat kid :P

Sunscreen heh heh what about shampoo :)
Habboi HabboiSticky White Love Glue
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 16:48:54 UTC Post #109247
Never talk crap about someone when you are drunk. There's a 90% chance they are sitting NEXT to the person you are talking to about them :)
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 17:44:23 UTC Post #109252
Shampoo makes it burn, too :/
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 18:52:24 UTC Post #109267
Never ever try to block Z-lot's ball with your disk! ;)
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 19:24:25 UTC Post #109270
Sunscreen heh heh what about shampoo
Ow. Pain.
RabidMonkey RabidMonkeymapmapmapfapmap
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 20:26:45 UTC Post #109276
It gets in there and shit. It hurts to pee for a bit afterwards. Dont try it, rabid :/
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 23:58:22 UTC Post #109297
-never put coke into dry ice to cool it.

-never hope anyone won't steal your walet.

-and, if you are board, and drop a can of shaveing cream into dry ice, remove it, cut it open and take out the block of shaving cream. but never hold the shaving cream for longer then it takes to throw it.

-never try to make unstable explosives.

-never do anything that will get you killed

ill think some more up
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-14 01:18:04 UTC Post #109299
Hav u tried cooling cola with dry ice, m_gragantua? I'd like 2 see that happenin... Probably some kinda scary chemical reaction... :o

Anywho - you shouldn't try:
  • Asking a cop for the way home when you're drunk...
  • Masturbaing with glue (one friend said he did it and that it hurted ALOT, but i don't believe that he ever did it..)
  • Using a plank with nails in it for a back scratcher. My dad did it once, but I won't tell the details... ;)
  • Putting your head in an aligators' mouth, hoping thast he will not bite... I saw this one reality show.... Eeeek... SICK...
:roll:
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-14 01:53:24 UTC Post #109302
I.e. Don't head but walls thinking it won't hurt, because boy does it hurt.
It's fun when it's cheap plaster...cause then it just breaks and only hurts a little bit :P

Pouring soda in dry ice melted one of our glasses once.
RabidMonkey RabidMonkeymapmapmapfapmap
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-14 03:54:48 UTC Post #109311
@Rabideh - Yea....unfortunately...mine wasn't plaster...
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-14 04:10:48 UTC Post #109316
-never try to make unstable explosives.
Trinitrotoluene, anyone?
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-14 04:42:25 UTC Post #109326
-Dont try to cycle home when your drunk

-Always look where you walk, those tree's WILL be painfull
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-14 05:08:13 UTC Post #109329
  • Have sex with lepers
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-14 11:32:59 UTC Post #109375
  • have sex with anything with zombie in its name. :P
  • put dry ice in a toilet. It might just explode.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-14 22:42:25 UTC Post #109452
User posted image
Trinitrotoluene, anyone?
searched my list, found nothing by that name.

Trinitroanisol,Trinitrobenzene,TrinitroMcresol,Trinitromethane,TrinitroMPhenylenedian, TrinitroPropylAcrylate,Trinitrostilbene. give me a link?

but then again who needs unstable stuff when you can make RDX, PETN, Fox-7, NitroCelulose, PVN, and my personal favorite HMX

Rabideh fixed your image
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