True advert from norwegian television Created 19 years ago2005-05-13 20:43:04 UTC by Cryo Cryo

Created 19 years ago2005-05-13 20:43:04 UTC by Cryo Cryo

Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 20:43:04 UTC Post #109277
I'm posting this mostly for the americans, so they can see what europeans get away with, while the FCC jumps onto american networks that show a brief glimpse of a nipple. :P

One of the channels, TVNorge (TVNorway - a somewhat trashy channel that shows a lot of reality shows, soaps and B-movies), run a WAP based dating service called Match. I just watched an advertisement for it, and I was - for the first time ever - genuinely shocked by a commercial.

It consisted of clips of "happy" couples.

The first clip showed two smiling people hugging each other in a couch.

The second clip showed two people sitting naked in a bathtub, naughty bits covered by foam, holding wine glasses and making out in a quite romantic way.

The third clip showed two people shagging in an elevator in a really undignified, up-against-the-wall-thighs-around-the-bloke way.

The fourth clip showed an apparently naked woman from shoulders-up, bouncing up and down with a very sexual expression.

Then the fifth clip came, one that actually made me spit out the soda i was drinking at the time: It shows an appartment. In the foreground, there's a guy that seems to be clad only in underwear. He's ball-gagged and wrapped from throat and down in tight shrink-wrap. In the background, you see a woman in a black Latex uniform with a big whip, actively using it on the hapless fellow. :zonked: :zonked: :zonked: :zonked:

Then it cut to a white background; a 3d rendered cellphone came gliding in, the service logo appeared (Match with in-woven hearts), and the wap address of the network.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 21:17:10 UTC Post #109283
errr, wow.

I want those kind of commercials :/
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 21:54:33 UTC Post #109286
No you don't D:
RabidMonkey RabidMonkeymapmapmapfapmap
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-13 22:26:47 UTC Post #109289
We get similar ones here after midnight, although they aren't as bad as that. :P
AJ AJGlorious Overlord
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-14 01:23:32 UTC Post #109300
Do you get lots of shows like this on TV Norway? :)
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-14 04:12:22 UTC Post #109317
Wow. England sucks.
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-14 06:24:17 UTC Post #109339
Bleh, we have those commercials to, nothing specials, there just annoying after seeing them 25 times when your watching a movie.
Commercials a bad thing anyway, we should kill the guy that invented the commercials.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-14 06:43:35 UTC Post #109340
lol

Racy :D
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-14 09:01:54 UTC Post #109360
Lol, im in Scotland as most of you know, and my country is renowned for shift adverts..

Here's my story.

2:42am - my living room... I cant sleep, my head is killing me after a rough night out and I decided to watch some TV...

"Next time on 'Before they were famous' - Matt Groaning discusses how the Simpsons effected his life and Shakira tells us how she started singing - Dont change channels - we'll be right back" CUT TO ADVERTS

now, normally when i hear that line "we'll be right back" i go downstairs and make tea or grab a choccy biccy except tonight - my head hurt so badly i could barely move.

"NEW CILLIT BANG! BANG AND THE STAIN IS GONE!" exclaimed the cheesey american advert, "Do you hate limescale-RUST-and-other-inconve well you nee newcillitban bang an th dir is gone!" The sound editing was awful and it even got me laughing with my headache.

"Ocean finance are the cheap and easy way to remortgage your home"

"New Fair Nonbio"

"Tesco, every little helps"

"Flash does the work so you don't have to"

I was just about to fall asleep when i heard the crack of a whip...

"And over on FX289 we're now airing Pole Dancers uncovered" I felt my eyes widen, "Who has the biggest nipples shows image of extraordinalerary large tits the hottest pussy shows full frontal naked nurse the best blowjob Wont describe what appeared next

shudder.....

it was an advert.. i couldnt believe they were allowed to show that. even at 2:42am
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-14 09:56:20 UTC Post #109362
What the hell is FX289, and where do I apply? :)
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-14 10:27:31 UTC Post #109366
strange people :confused:
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-14 11:30:42 UTC Post #109374
What in the hell?!
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-14 11:39:20 UTC Post #109378
Hm. Worse than sweden. Allthough you never know whats on ?ppna Kanalen after 12...
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-14 12:33:07 UTC Post #109384
Hah, true :D
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-14 15:15:10 UTC Post #109394
?ppna Kanalen
COMMODORE 64 BASIC READY

? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN IN ENGLISH
SYNTAX ERROR.

? ASK LOFFE
PRESS PLAY ON TAPE...
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-14 17:10:37 UTC Post #109409
Oh, at about 1:15 AM every night here, there is a girls gone wild commercial on almost all channels.

THey show not enough :/
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-14 18:16:57 UTC Post #109413
Yeah, they always mix those in with the infomercials every morning on CourtTV.
RabidMonkey RabidMonkeymapmapmapfapmap
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-14 19:12:13 UTC Post #109419
Seventh: ?ppna kanalen = Open channel. Anyone can buy TV time there and mostly it airs crappy religious muslim/christian shows made with a horrible camera and without mics.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-15 04:16:35 UTC Post #109493
Wow, sweet. Except for the religious stuff.
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-15 05:48:05 UTC Post #109505
you need sky digital or similar to get FX289. its basically fox, but it doesn't do the news (thank god).
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-15 09:27:31 UTC Post #109545
made me spit out the soda i was drinking at the time
Awsome...

US commercials are dirty too, they're just more subtle about it.

Now Canada on the other hand, not so. I recently stayed overnight at a small hotel there, and first thing I see on the TV, soon as I switch it on:

24-hour hardcore pr0n station!

WooHoo Canada Rulz!!! :P
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-15 09:57:18 UTC Post #109547
Hah! I hate adverts that offend or shock. Its ok if its a film or programme you're watching, you purposely put those on. Adverts you dont. If you think of what marketing is, thats totally sick.

Imagine a door-to-door salesman showing you something like that. You'd call the police on the freak. I like my porn as much as the next man (probably more, 2 months since my last shag btw) but if some trying to shock you in order to buy something, they need a firm kicking.

People always say "its just tv, blah blah" its in YOUR house and it wasnt invited.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-15 14:13:57 UTC Post #109604
2 months since my last shag btw
lucky bastard. its been 15 years since i was last inside a woman, and she wasn't enjoying it.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-15 14:53:37 UTC Post #109623
hhahahaha now thats a good one.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-15 16:12:59 UTC Post #109637
I'd rather have TV be cut and dry about stuff like this.

"Call ######## and you will get sex with a woman like this [picture of hot woman]"

but no... "call ###### and something 'special' with some one could happen [hot woman eyeing the camera]"

its bullshit, we all know what the add is about. Is it any less 'bad' to prance around the subject?
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-15 16:19:42 UTC Post #109638
Here, here, ministeve.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-15 19:33:54 UTC Post #109669
"And over on FX289 we're now airing Pole Dancers uncovered" I felt my eyes widen, "Who has the biggest nipples shows image of extraordinalerary large tits the hottest pussy shows full frontal naked nurse the best blowjob Wont describe what appeared next
What the hell is FX289, and where do I apply?
Are you trying to say:
a) You have the biggest nipples
b) You have a hot pussy
c) Deliver the best BJ
d) All of the above

Applying usually means you'd like to sign up for work! Perhaps you'd like to be a customer instead? ;) :P
AJ AJGlorious Overlord
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-15 20:58:59 UTC Post #109674
I know someone with D.

drools
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-16 01:59:36 UTC Post #109685
d), fool. I need dosh :P.
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
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