I know this is another pointless post, but I tried it in a different forum, and it came out to be really funny.
What do you guys think would be the worst possible thing to say to a complete stranger to start a conversation?
Like,
"I'm sorry, but I couldn't help but to notice your lisphshphsss..."
or,
"What is your mailing adress? I wanna send you death threats."
Things not to say...
Created 20 years ago2004-01-21 17:58:53 UTC by
SuperMechaCow
Created 20 years ago2004-01-21 17:58:53 UTC by
SuperMechaCow
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-21 17:58:53 UTC
Post #13168
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-21 18:00:09 UTC
Post #13169
" i watch pop idol"
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-21 19:08:52 UTC
Post #13180
Tell a CS NERD you don't like camping AV/W users. 
No, it's true. They get mad as hill.
No, it's true. They get mad as hill.
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-21 19:16:09 UTC
Post #13183
stare at them grinning for a long time, then anounce, "I've got new socks on"
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-21 20:07:11 UTC
Post #13187
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-21 21:04:35 UTC
Post #13198
i've heard that one before bratty. you have to do it on an elevator, though. and steinin, don't you mean "AWP"?
"I have problems urinating, can you help me?"
"Why didn't you call me last night, you prick!"
"I have problems urinating, can you help me?"
"Why didn't you call me last night, you prick!"
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-22 03:59:35 UTC
Post #13231
hug them
then
"I have leprosy"
then
"I have leprosy"
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-22 05:27:20 UTC
Post #13240
'hello, youre a furry right?'
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-22 07:10:27 UTC
Post #13247
Yep that gun. The AWP whatever it's called. Deleted CS because of it. 
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-22 07:19:44 UTC
Post #13248
"May I please inspect you teeth? Trust me, I'm a dentist!"
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-22 08:10:06 UTC
Post #13255
hello. do u want to se my crowbar? 
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-22 11:21:37 UTC
Post #13259
wanna pet my snark. be careful! i haven't let him eat anybody for a couple of days now so he's reeeeaally hungry.
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-22 15:37:51 UTC
Post #13279
"I kill people!"
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-22 15:56:16 UTC
Post #13285
hello. The racoons are flying very loudly today.
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-22 15:57:14 UTC
Post #13286
or maybe:
"YOU BE MY PREACIOUSSSSSSSSS"
"YOU BE MY PREACIOUSSSSSSSSS"
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-22 17:17:23 UTC
Post #13296
i have found that the scariest thing you could say to someone is: "Hello"
they freak out!
(at least when you look like me Points at Av)
they freak out!
(at least when you look like me Points at Av)
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-22 17:33:56 UTC
Post #13304
definitely old jokes/fad words like "RAD!"
all your base are belong to us
WHAZZAAAAA!!
g2g
all your base are belong to us
WHAZZAAAAA!!
g2g
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-22 19:35:36 UTC
Post #13334
"im a member of TWHL!!!!!!!!"
hehe
hehe
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-23 08:19:32 UTC
Post #13387
Lazermaniacs one's good.
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-23 08:40:26 UTC
Post #13393
"Twat!" (pointing at person)
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-23 10:55:58 UTC
Post #13400
"Hi. I'm a programmer that uses this program called Worldcraft to make these little 3d worlds that you can run around in..."
"...and blow your friends up with the weapons and explosives convenniently placed on the floor in obvious places."
"...and blow your friends up with the weapons and explosives convenniently placed on the floor in obvious places."
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-23 11:29:29 UTC
Post #13405
"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"
"oh I see it is a gun, oh crap"
"oh I see it is a gun, oh crap"
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-23 16:08:09 UTC
Post #13434
only heard that once before...
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-23 19:41:23 UTC
Post #13467
"Surender Freeman!!!"
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-23 21:11:42 UTC
Post #13496
how ironic
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-23 22:11:54 UTC
Post #13511
can i come home with u? that normally freaks ppl out but i dont c why.......... 
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-23 22:20:11 UTC
Post #13515
have a lenghty conversation about how the world owes u money etc. then move onto the philosophy of cheese then if there still listenin/awake/alive tell them about how you arrange ur draws of clothes .. that should really finish them off
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-24 06:29:50 UTC
Post #13533
"Surender Freeman!!!"
how ironicchuckles
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-24 07:23:01 UTC
Post #13543
"Gleeba Treeba Fleeba Kleeba" (Person then knocks you out for not speaking in a proper language)
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-24 21:24:34 UTC
Post #13710
recite as many words that end in, ....tion lol
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-24 21:43:44 UTC
Post #13714
if I don't have my medicine, I burn things...
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-25 10:04:07 UTC
Post #13796
your ooooold!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-25 14:47:21 UTC
Post #13846
"We meet again! Mwuahahahaahahahahaha(evil laughter)"
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